"Five straight losses, and you're not looking at your own issues?" Scott laughed in frustration.
"Your small pity pulls always miss—look at your own issues, alright?"
"You always need the full big pity pull—look at your own issues, alright?"
"You only have 350 Stellar Jades in seven days—look at your own issues, alright?"
"Why haven't you logged in for 340 days? Why don't you have 70 gold? Why can't you claim the art collection?"
"Look at your own issues for everything, alright? Xianzhou profanity"
"Look at my issues? Look at my issues? Everything's my issue? Can't beat March 7th—my issue! Damn it, my whole team in a 1v1 gets wiped out—how's that my issue?"
Scott threw his hands up. "I don't even know why it's like this! Tell me, how do I win? Tell me, how do I beat March 7th?
I'm in the company mech, and March 7th's got two lousy swords, yelling 'Azure Dragon, White Tiger, eating less carbs — watch this!!' Then my whole team explodes.
I don't even get to March 7th before my teammates all wipe out. Five of us against March 7th, and before my turn comes, they're all gone. What can I do? I'm stuck tanking!"
"When I face her head-on, the enemy sees me coming and starts their mind games. That Qingque just keeps mouthing off, alright? I have to listen to her whole spiel, and I can't even beat that gray-haired punk. By the time she's done, I'm broken—once I'm broken, the fight's over. Isn't that just driving me insane? Tell me how to fight!"
"And that Silver Wolf—she's like a crazed lunatic, welding some hacked tech sword and checking my study materials.
Then Qingque's over there with her ultimate mind games, 'Ah~ I'll talk you to death!'
And that tail—it's just absurd, way too absurd, burrowing into my body nonstop. Company slang"
Scott was visibly heating up. "Tell me how to win! You give me a team of P13 randos—how do I win? Played to death, trolled to death, and then the chat's like, 'Oh, why don't you look at your own issues?'"
"Yesterday's teammate, down to the last loss, still yapping. I'm slaving under you, and I'm already being nice by not cursing you out.
Damn it, fighting a March 7th who's been training for 15 days, and my whole team wipes out in a 1v1. I'm stuck tanking alone, can't win, and at the end, they throw out, 'I'm slaving under you, and I'm being nice by not saying more.' Chirp chirp chirp chirp"
[Hahaha, I'm dying laughing.]
[Who's this genius coming up with this stuff?]
[Hahaha, what kind of despair makes someone dance like that?]
[I can't even argue with Scott—he's spitting facts.]
[Hahaha, I'm dead, this doesn't even feel scripted.]
[This nails the essence of Straight Talk—no flaws at all.]
— —
But the video wasn't over. Another comment floated across the screen:
[Company mech is OP!]
Scott saw it and burst out laughing.
"Let me ask you—is the company mech a machine? Can't Silver Wolf hack it with a virus? Answer me!"
"Does the company mech need performance points to deal damage? My whole team's wiped out—do I still have damage? Huh? Answer me!"
"You dogs calling the company mech OP—answer me!"
"Look into my eyes!"
"Tell me why? Why? Baby, why?"
"After the fight, March 7th gets MVP, and Scott's just a leech! Is that fair? Look at March 7th's team versus mine!"
"Two prodigies as mentors, one's the future Diviner of the Divination Commission, one's the Yaoqing General's aide, one's a Stellaron Hunter, one's the strongest Denizen of Abundance fragment, and one's the galaxy's ultimate nepo baby gray-hair."
"What do I have? Answer me!"
Amid Scott's barrage of curses, the fifth season's story finally came to a close.
[Yo, yo, this season was a blast.]
[Thought there'd be no plot twists after Penacony, but they hit us with this.]
[Not bad, not bad—keep it up!]
[Bro, we're out of shows—what's good now?]
[Watch Honkai Impact 3rd.]
[One episode a day feels rough—what if it cuts off at a critical moment?]
[It's fine, it's just one a day. Waiting 42 days—wouldn't that suck more?]
[Where's the story at now?]
[Silver Wolf went to sea.]
[???]
[Bronya jumped into the Quantum Sea.]
— —
Most viewers then shifted focus to check out Honkai Impact 3rd's current state.
After Himeko's final lesson, Honkai Impact 3rd saw massive online upheaval, with a steep drop in viewer retention.
The story hit too hard, and many dropped it.
But thanks to Honkai: Star Rail's stellar performance, Honkai Impact 3rd's return rate spiked.
Recently, there's been some crowd-pleasing "wrapping dumplings" plot.
After Tomorrow's Journey, the story jumps three months ahead.
The setting shifts to Shenzhou's Sky City.
After Kiana's Herrscher of the Void went berserk, the world faced another wave of Honkai erosion.
At this time, Kiana's figure appeared in Sky City.
To track her down, Schicksal and Anti-Entropy launched a race!
Tesla's group naturally arrived in Sky City, as an informant named Gray Serpent offered clues about Kiana.
However, Schicksal's pursuers were hot on their trail, hunting through the city and seizing all intel.
All hope pointed to the humanoid machine left by Gray Serpent.
Leaving Sky City, Tesla's group planned to use the intel in the humanoid's brain to track Kiana.
Just then, they received a message from Anti-Entropy's executor—Cocolia.
Cocolia hoped the Hyperion could join her to secure the "Gem of Desire."
If the Gem of Desire fell into Schicksal's hands and was implanted in Kiana upon finding her, the consequences would be dire!
But during the call, Gray Serpent—who should've been dead—hacked the Hyperion's systems via the humanoid.
After much struggle, Gray Serpent's chaos was quelled, but the humanoid's second blackout left the group in a bind…
In the end, a five-person vote decided—split up and tackle both fronts.
Einstein, Tesla, and Bronya went to support Cocolia.
Tesla and Mei took the humanoid to Anti-Entropy HQ for repairs—though reluctant, it was the best option for now.Then Qingque's over there with her ultimate mind games, 'Ah~ I'll talk you to death!'
And that tail—it's just absurd, way too absurd, burrowing into my body nonstop. Company slang"
Scott was visibly heating up. "Tell me how to win! You give me a team of P13 randos—how do I win? Played to death, trolled to death, and then the chat's like, 'Oh, why don't you look at your own issues?'"
"Yesterday's teammate, down to the last loss, still yapping. I'm slaving under you, and I'm already being nice by not cursing you out.
Damn it, fighting a March 7th who's been training for 15 days, and my whole team wipes out in a 1v1. I'm stuck tanking alone, can't win, and at the end, they throw out, 'I'm slaving under you, and I'm being nice by not saying more.' Chirp chirp chirp chirp"
[Hahaha, I'm dying laughing.]
[Who's this genius coming up with this stuff?]
[Hahaha, what kind of despair makes someone dance like that?]
[I can't even argue with Scott—he's spitting facts.]
[Hahaha, I'm dead, this doesn't even feel scripted.]
[This nails the essence of Straight Talk—no flaws at all.]
— —
But the video wasn't over. Another comment floated across the screen:
[Company mech is OP!]
Scott saw it and burst out laughing.
"Let me ask you—is the company mech a machine? Can't Silver Wolf hack it with a virus? Answer me!"
"Does the company mech need performance points to deal damage? My whole team's wiped out—do I still have damage? Huh? Answer me!"
"You dogs calling the company mech OP—answer me!"
"Look into my eyes!"
"Tell me why? Why? Baby, why?"
"After the fight, March 7th gets MVP, and Scott's just a leech! Is that fair? Look at March 7th's team versus mine!"
"Two prodigies as mentors, one's the future Diviner of the Divination Commission, one's the Yaoqing General's aide, one's a Stellaron Hunter, one's the strongest Denizen of Abundance fragment, and one's the galaxy's ultimate nepo baby gray-hair."
"What do I have? Answer me!"
Amid Scott's barrage of curses, the fifth season's story finally came to a close.
[Yo, yo, this season was a blast.]
[Thought there'd be no plot twists after Penacony, but they hit us with this.]
[Not bad, not bad—keep it up!]
[Bro, we're out of shows—what's good now?]
[Watch Honkai Impact 3rd.]
[One episode a day feels rough—what if it cuts off at a critical moment?]
[It's fine, it's just one a day. Waiting 42 days—wouldn't that suck more?]
[Where's the story at now?]
[Silver Wolf went to sea.]
[???]
[Bronya jumped into the Quantum Sea.]
— —
Most viewers then shifted focus to check out Honkai Impact 3rd's current state.
After Himeko's final lesson, Honkai Impact 3rd saw massive online upheaval, with a steep drop in viewer retention.
The story hit too hard, and many dropped it.
But thanks to Honkai: Star Rail's stellar performance, Honkai Impact 3rd's return rate spiked.
Recently, there's been some crowd-pleasing "wrapping dumplings" plot.
After Tomorrow's Journey, the story jumps three months ahead.
The setting shifts to Shenzhou's Sky City.
After Kiana's Herrscher of the Void went berserk, the world faced another wave of Honkai erosion.
At this time, Kiana's figure appeared in Sky City.
To track her down, Schicksal and Anti-Entropy launched a race!
Tesla's group naturally arrived in Sky City, as an informant named Gray Serpent offered clues about Kiana.
However, Schicksal's pursuers were hot on their trail, hunting through the city and seizing all intel.
All hope pointed to the humanoid machine left by Gray Serpent.
Leaving Sky City, Tesla's group planned to use the intel in the humanoid's brain to track Kiana.
Just then, they received a message from Anti-Entropy's executor—Cocolia.
Cocolia hoped the Hyperion could join her to secure the "Gem of Desire."
If the Gem of Desire fell into Schicksal's hands and was implanted in Kiana upon finding her, the consequences would be dire!
But during the call, Gray Serpent—who should've been dead—hacked the Hyperion's systems via the humanoid.
After much struggle, Gray Serpent's chaos was quelled, but the humanoid's second blackout left the group in a bind…
In the end, a five-person vote decided—split up and tackle both fronts.
Einstein, Tesla, and Bronya went to support Cocolia.
Tesla and Mei took the humanoid to Anti-Entropy HQ for repairs—though reluctant, it was the best option for now.