Episode 128: How dare you plagiarize the great king! Be careful or I'll sue you!'
『 After a surprising birthday party.
A new scene began to play.
One day,
Wang Ling, Guo Hao, and Chen Chao were searching for precious medicinal herbs on the mountain ridge when they unexpectedly encountered a severely injured unicorn divine beast. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Unicorn (Azur Lane): "Yū-chan? No, not like her." ]
[ Tsuchimikado Motoharu (A Certain Magical Index): "A mythical unicorn?" ]
[ Rimuru Tempest (Tensura): "So beautiful." ]
[ Keqing (Genshin Impact): "A unicorn, the name really suits its appearance." ]
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "Your world really has everything, giant toads, yokai, demons, and now unicorns have appeared." ]
[ Saitama (One Punch Man): "I'm so envious." ]
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『 Back at their shop, Guo Hao was busy giving the unicorn divine beast emergency treatment.
But a problem arose: the immortal elixir that could stop the bleeding still needed an hour to refine. By then, the unicorn divine beast would have long since perished.
While Guo Hao and Chen Chao were not paying attention,
Wang Ling quietly broke off a piece of crispy noodles and put it into the unicorn divine beast's mouth. This crispy noodle, imbued with astonishing spiritual power, caused the unicorn divine beast's wounds to heal at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"Now it's okay."
Chen Chao exclaimed in surprise, "Huh? The wound is healed?"
Guo Hao carefully carried the unicorn divine beast into the medicinal pool and soothed it, saying, "After soaking in the medicinal bath for a while, it should fully recover!"
The scene shifted.
Tang Erdan, leading Isabelle, met Guo Hao and proudly declared:
"This fellow is a magical creature from ancient times. Its treasure blood has the effect of rapid healing."
Guo Hao asked with a puzzled look, "Why are you looking for me?"
Isabelle said, "According to Article 106 of the Spirit Beast Regulations, if several people jointly deal with a wild spirit beast, the first person to injure the spirit beast has the right to possess that spirit beast!"
Tang Erdan raised his head, proudly stating:
"The sword wound on the spirit beast's foot is evidence! Hand over the spirit beast!"
Hearing this, Chen Chao's anger flared up, and he clenched his fist and cursed,
"So it was you, you bastard!"
Guo Hao chimed in, "Since you brought up the spirit beast law first, let's do it according to the rules of spirit beast cultivators! I officially challenge you to a spirit beast duel!" 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Tartaglia (Genshin Impact): "Oh? What will a duel between spirit beasts be like?" ]
[ Ash Ketchum (Pokemon): "Is it like a Pokémon battle? I'm so excited!" ]
[ Kakarot (Dragon Ball): "What are Pokémon? Are they also a type of Dragon Ball?" ]
[ James (Pokemon): "Who cares, we'll know when we see it." ]
[ Wobbuffet (Pokemon): "So it is!" ]
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『 In the arena, Tang Erdan confidently said, "If I win, this fellow's little pet will be mine."
Guo Hao replied, "If I win, you won't be able to set foot in my Spirit Mountain ever again."
Tang Erdan threw his summoning egg onto the ground, summoning a fiery red armored beast, and shouted,
"It's a deal!"
Seeing how powerful Tang Erdan's spirit beast was, Chen Chao worriedly asked Guo Hao,
"Do you have a spirit beast that can defeat it?"
At this moment, Guo Hao's lips curled slightly, and he commanded, "Froggy 2, go!"
This time, Tang Erdan and Isabelle broke out in a cold sweat.
But...
Froggy 2 pouted and protested,
"I'm not going! You guys settle your own business."
Guo Hao was anxious, "Oh, don't be like that, we're teammates!"
Chen Chao also said, "Froggy 2, can you really bear to let Xiao Yin fall into that guy's hands?"
Froggy 2 lay down on the ground and complained discontentedly, "Do you consider me a friend or a dog!"
Suddenly, Wang Ling gave Froggy 2 a meaningful look and said,
"Froggy 2, be good!"
There was no choice. Stared at by Wang Ling, Froggy 2 reluctantly stood up and muttered to himself,
"Fine, since you're begging me so much."
But at that moment, Xiao Yin took the initiative to confront the red armored beast.
Froggy 2's mouth twitched, and with a hint of arrogance, he said,
"Got some backbone!" 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Tsk! Although it's an ancient spirit beast, it hasn't even reached adulthood. Its combat power is only 5. What's the point of fighting!" ]
[ James (Pokemon): "It's this big and still not an adult?" ]
[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "After all, it's an ancient spirit beast. It takes a long time to reach the growth stage." ]
[ Yurine Hanazono (Dropkick on My Devil): "The little Xiao Yin is very cute, unlike someone so annoying." ]
[ Jashin-chan (Dropkick on My Devil): "??" ]
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『 On the battlefield, the red-shelled beast, relying on its tough shell, wildly smashed at Xiao Yin.
Tang Erdan shouted, "Red-shelled beast, use Red Lotus True Fire!"
Under the red-shelled beast's fire attack,
Xiao Yin had to desperately flee in all directions.
Tang Erdan shouted again, "Red-shelled beast, final move, activate Sky-Burning Flame!"
Seeing Xiao Yin about to lose, Wang Ling suddenly used his spiritual power to have a deep mental conversation with Xiao Yin.
"Xiao Yin, hold on!"
As soon as these words were spoken,
The crispy noodles Xiao Yin had swallowed earlier seemed to perfectly align with its gene spiral, and its body suddenly entered a super-transformation mode.
Facing the raging flames of the red-shelled beast,
Xiao Yin unleashed a current shockwave from its horn, cleanly shattering the red-shelled beast's flames.
This scene left Tang Erdan dumbfounded, and he roared, "THIS IS UNSCIENTIFIC!"
At this time, Wang Ling said calmly, "Xiao Yin, FINISH IT!"
"Zzzt!—!"
Xiao Yin then unleashed an even more powerful lightning shock, instantly blasting the red-shelled beast and Tang Erdan into the sky.
"I... I'll be back..." 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Ash Ketchum (Pokemon): "I can really relate, I'm already controlling Pikachu to use Thunderbolt!" ]
[ Jessie (Pokemon): "James: Isn't that our Team Rocket catchphrase?" ]
[ James (Pokemon): "Exactly!" ]
[ Wobbuffet (Pokemon): "So it is!" ]
[ Meowth (Pokemon): "Well, well, don't worry about other worlds." ]
[ Pleasant Goat (Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf): "This guy actually plagiarized my catchphrase!" ]
[ Big Big Wolf (Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf): "This is my dignity as the Great Wolf Big Big Wolf!" ]
[ Pleasant Goat (Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf): "Don't put your dignity in such a place, you scoundrel!" ]
[ Shinomiya Kaguya (Love Is War): "Why, I feel like I've entered a zoo." ]
[ Chika Fujiwara (Love Is War): "Kaguya-chan, you feel that too?" ]
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『 At school, Froggy 2 sneaked to the edge of the grass, drooling, and muttered softly,
"These silly humans have no idea how precious this spirit beast is. The unicorn's treasure blood is a great tonic between heaven and earth. Just a small sip, and you'll be..."
But before it could get close,
An invisible spiritual energy shockwave knocked it into the ground.
"Who's messing with grandpa's good deed?"
However, when Froggy 2 looked up, it saw Wang Ling holding a small twig and immediately became so nervous that it couldn't speak clearly,
"Um... I saw everyone going to class, and leaving such a valuable spirit beast here, I was afraid someone with ill intentions would target it, so I came to protect it."
Wang Ling: "Protect?"
Froggy 2: "Yes, yes! You don't believe me, do you? Could I eat it? Am I that worthless in your eyes?"
Seeing Wang Ling approaching step by step, Froggy 2 quickly covered its head and lay on the ground, begging,
"I know I was wrong!"
But unexpectedly, when it opened its eyes, it saw Wang Ling drawing a circle around Xiao Yin.
This time, Froggy 2 was so shocked its jaw almost dropped, "No way, you're using this trick? Is this all the trust left between us?"
Then, ...
Wang Ling picked up Froggy 2 without a word and left.
"Hey, hey, put me down, I can walk by myself..."
But just after they left, Yoshiko Kyuumiya from the Land of Sunrise discovered the precious value of Xiao Yin and immediately started plotting.
Carrying a small gourd, she tiptoed towards Xiao Yin, secretly muttering:
"These foolish cultivators, how could they understand how rare and precious this spirit beast is?"
"The unicorn's precious blood is a great tonic between heaven and earth. Just a small sip, and immortality is within reach!"
However, as soon as her toes stepped into the circle, a terrifying spiritual energy erupted, flipping her out.
Seeing that force wouldn't work, Yoshiko Kyuumiya decided to try a smarter approach.
She took out a red "Mighty Pill" that could make spirit beasts grow rapidly and coaxed Xiao Yin into eating it.
After swallowing the pill, Xiao Yin instantly grew to over ten meters tall. The protective circle drawn earlier could no longer cover it.
[ ???? ]
In the gymnasium, as soon as Guo Hao and the others found a place for Xiao Yin to rest, Yoshiko Kyuumiya took out an evolution stone and said,
"Come on, as long as it evolves into its third form, we can flatten Huaxiu Country together!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Yin gulped down Yoshiko Kyuumiya's evolution stone.
Immediately, the spiritual energy within it began to go out of control, and its body grew at an astonishing rate. In the blink of an eye, it was tens of meters tall.
Then, Xiao Yin, like a wild horse that had broken its reins, rampaged through the city.
Froggy 2, watching the rampaging Xiao Yin, turned to Wang Ling and asked,
"This is getting out of hand. What are you going to do? Just kick Xiao Yin away like you did to me before?"
"That won't do, it will hurt it."
Froggy 2 heard this and complained, "Tsk, it's the same being a pet, but the treatment is so different!"
"Froggy 2, it's up to you." Wang Ling said without further ado and gently tossed this sentence.
Following that, Wang Ling unsealed Froggy 2 and stood on top of the Sky-Swallowing Toad, looking down at everything.
"Hahaha!"....
"The power of the Demon King is truly wonderful!" 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Yae Miko (Genshin Impact): "Hehehe, even pets are starting to compete for favor." ]
[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Hehe, you guys don't know how painful that punch was back then." ]
[ Xiangling (Genshin Impact): "Maybe you were too ugly back then." ]
[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Yes, too ugly, and you interrupted my crispy noodle eating." ]
[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "..." ]
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『 In the screen, Xiao Yin, seeing the Sky-Swallowing Toad laughing heartily, suddenly rammed into it, sending it flying dozens of meters away.
"What ancient spirit beast, it hurts so much even with a light touch!"
"I'm going to charge up a big move, Static Cannon!"
Wang Ling quickly stopped it, "Wait, act on my command!"
At this time, Xiao Yin began to gather its strength, and a large mass of lightning energy gathered above its head.
"BANG—!"
Xiao Yin, carrying the lightning power, charged headfirst into Froggy 2.
Seeing this, Wang Ling quickly shouted, "Froggy 2, open your mouth!"
Following that, Xiao Yin's enormous body was swallowed into Froggy 2's belly in a flash, almost bursting Froggy 2.
Then, A super-strong spiritual energy exploded from Froggy 2's body, and its belly bulged like an inflated balloon.
In the end, after Froggy 2 digested the spiritual energy, it spat Xiao Yin out. Wang Ling then used the Jing Ke Sword to cut open the spatial boundary and sent Xiao Yin back to its hometown. 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Paimon (Genshin Impact): "This, isn't this what you guys often call a 'tool person'?" ]
[ Hikigaya Hachiman (Oregairu): "This should be a 'tool toad'." ]
[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Hey, hey, hey, you guys are too much. It's not good to tease this old man like this." ]
[ .....]
『 In the screen, Wang Ling was playing a card game with a child, but his hand was too bad, and he was utterly defeated by the child's six-armed gorilla card and fell to the ground.
"Big brother, you play too poorly!"
"Big brother, do you know why you lost so miserably?"
Wang Ling sat up straight, wanting to know the reason.
At this time, the child took out a purple card and proudly said, "Your deck is too weak, hahaha!"
In order to get a better deck, Wang Ling went straight to the convenience store and bought two large boxes of crispy noodles without a word.
But after tearing open the packaging bags and scattering them everywhere, he found that they were all mediocre cards, not a single golden, shiny, rare card.
The children watching from the side couldn't stand it anymore and started to tease,
"Big brother, you're so unlucky. If I follow you for too long, I'll probably become unlucky too."
As soon as this sentence was uttered,
Wang Ling's entire body turned white.
The scene shifted.....
In the auction house, the host pointed to the red long johns next to him and said, "Next to be auctioned is the Boundless Long Johns!"
Upon hearing that long johns were being auctioned,
Zhuo Yi suddenly spat out his tea in surprise, "What's going on? Why are there long johns at an auction!"
Thunder Lord chimed in, "Immortal Zhuo, you might not know this, but these are not ordinary long johns!"
As expected, Professional staff picked up AK-47S and fired a barrage at the long johns, but the long johns remained unharmed, blocking all the bullets.
"Eh?"
"How is this possible!"
"How much is this worth!"
The host continued to explain, "This is a treasure garment accidentally obtained by one of our secret buyers. It is said to be the personal long johns of a top cultivator. After being infused with magic power, these long johns can even withstand heavenly lightning and nuclear bombs!"
"Because they are embroidered with the letters WL, they are called the Boundless Long Johns."
Seeing that the protective power of the Boundless Long Johns had been confirmed, the host immediately announced, "Starting bid, five million spirit stones! Let the bidding begin!"
Tang's father raised his hand without hesitation and bid ten million spirit stones.
Sun Rong said anxiously, "Dad, what should we do? We've already spent a lot of our savings on the Ruyi Jingu Bang!"
Sun's father said regretfully, "Damn it, why did such a magical treasure suddenly appear!"
Yoshiko Kyuumiya shouted, "Eleven million spirit stones!"
Her bodyguard advised, "Young lady, our spirit stones are reserved for the final item, you now..."
Yoshiko Kyuumiya confidently explained, "Whoever gets these long johns gets the world!"
The host announced, "Congratulations to bidder number 9 for winning the Boundless Long Johns!" 』
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〜Dimensional livestream, Chat Room〜
[ Shizuka Hiratsuka (Oregairu): "These long johns, they probably aren't what I'm imagining, right?" ]
[ Sun Rong (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "You mean?" ]
[ Wang Ling (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Ah, aren't these the long johns I couldn't find before? How did they end up being auctioned?" ]
[ Bai Xiaofei (Wo Jiao Bai Xiaofei): "You, your long johns? They're worth so much?" ]
[ Tsuchimikado Motoharu (A Certain Magical Index): "They're a natural cheat, after all." ]
[ Tsuchimikado Motoharu (A Certain Magical Index): "Even if they're long johns, they must have been blessed, right? Yes, it must be like this." ]
[ Froggy 2 (Daily Life of the Immortal King): "Your method of forcibly finding reasons is quite good." ]
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『 As soon as the Boundless Long Johns were auctioned off,
The host solemnly said, "Friends, the next item is the grand finale of our auction house tonight. This thing is too rare, it was almost hijacked on the way!"
"Now, please welcome the sealed White-Eyed Blue Dragon!"
"Starting bid, ten million spirit stones!"
Hearing this, the surrounding audience erupted in excitement.
Tang Erdan asked, "Dad, what is this treasure? Why did it appear here?"
Zhuo Yi said, "Isn't this a super wish-granting machine that can fulfill all wishes?" 』
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