By imbibing this creamy concoction you gain several sexy superpowers!
*You gain an immortal body that conforms to your most sexy ideal. Muscular hunk with a foot long cock? Busty Catgirl amazon? Tentacled Futa Orc? Anything you desire to be you can. Additionally, you may shapeshift in accordance to your fetishes, such as growing and shrinking body parts, gaining animal traits, etc.
*You function under Porn logic at any point you want. Suddenly sexy neighbors, clean holes, stretchy orifices, lack of back pain from impossibly big tits, etc. Every detail may be turned on and off, but only if you truly wish them to be.
*You can gain and remove any sort of powers you wish, from super strength, flight, and mind control to lust beams and milk cannons. These powers must be used for sexual purposes, though just using the superhero schtick to get laid later on does count for this purpose. You can also grant these powers to others for similar purposes.
*You may choose to make yourself sexually attractive to anyone you would desire. Long term relationships still require some form of chemistry.
*Any partners you have a connection with may have their fetishes altered to any specifications you desire. They will find nothing strange about this.
*You are able to travel the multiverse in search of sexual partners. This comes naturally and easily to you, but sadly non-sexual clothes cannot travel between universes.