Effortless mastery. A casual flick of the wrist would do what grown men couldn't. Flawless technique and a precise economy of motion would lead to the best results…?!
As Ly Ly reached out to grasp Lazarus' scroll
of EVP Blueprint, Lazarus, as you might have come to expect with your grandmaster knowledge of this novel, immediately tugged it out, causing Ly Ly to pout, as they began their bout.
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"But w-what did he tug out exactly?!?!" In the audience Ino Sainté whispered curiously and wide-eyed…
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"Hold it. I mean, Hol' up, young lady."
Lazarus said as he brandished his scroll, before realizing that he hadn't in fact selected the best choice of words.
Lazarus' convenience store specialized in camping equipment, tents, trangia stoves, alongside a variety of crystals, scented candles and essential oils, a zesty fusion of the Wild West meets indie new age stress relief, all of which emphasized his laconic, laid back approach to life, emphasizing a 'less is more' return to nature.
As expected, Ly Ly, who had crept stealthily forward, her hand just inches away from clutching the prize in Lazarus' pants, froze, and she stopped briefly to let him continue, since it was an unwritten rule in showdowns that before the action began, you always had to let people say some stuffs to better build the hype.
"I know you want this, missy." Lazarus continued as he lay back in his hammock in a laidback manner.
Ly Ly frowned, helpless in the face of such blatant innuendo.
"And I know that having this"
He waggled the scroll causing it to slightly… unfurl increasing its size.
"-in your hands would be a… big deal…"
(Author…!!!! Ly Ly ground her teeth, but there was nothing she could do.)
"But that's when I realised…" Lazarus continued in his Southern drawl.
"Why fight it up, when I coul' jus'… "
*Krwcccchhhhhtttt*
With just one casual flick of the wrist, Lazarus had lit up a match, and held it up to the EVP Blueprint!!!!!
"-Light it up?"