That said.
There was clearly a problem.
He had… adroitly asked around, but it seemed that the files were nowhere to be found…
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Jake.
Of course. He - and his… flatulence - came to mind.
Could the former-fullback have done something... out of line?
Then again.
His impression had been that Jake was rather… dim…
It was… unlikely that it could have been [all] him…?!
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…He couldn't prove it. But he felt a sneaking suspicion.
The Dark Rizzards…
...Ly Ly…
"…What did you do?"
He… gazed with piggy eyes at her picture - which seemed to be mocking him - searching for a clue…
Even as he continued to… graze on his food...
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Was it possible there was a... Dark Rizzard mole?!
It was a real possibility, considering what they had - likely - stole!
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But. He hadn't gotten to the top of the cop shop, without being well-versed in these manoeuvring games...
After all.
He - privately - favourably compared himself with a certain Lebroné Jamés… !!!
Sure, perhaps his height [and physique] was a little off, he thought as he sucked his stomach in - inadvertently wobbling his many chins…
But I mean, in terms of… weight, they were practically twins.
267 pounds, just over 120kgs… [1]
Bigger was better
So Fatteus believed…
[1] kgs pronounced "kay-gees" here to maximise your reading enjoyment 🫢✨ Also for the esteemed reader's information, at the time of writing this, 'Lebroné's' weight is listed as ~250 pounds ✨
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"…What would Lebroné do?"
Fatteus whispered softly to himself.
[ * *Achoo!!!* Cut to Lebroné Jamés wherever he is at this time suddenly sneezing and shuddering*]
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"…Uh… Perhaps, he would check on his health?!?!"
A well-meaning and good-looking Audience member kindly commented from their comfy seat.
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Fatteus however ignored the excellent advice, even as he continued - to eat.
He wiped his hands, glistening with oil from what he just ate.
"…Well... In their respective fields, He - Slacké - and Jamés were both 'Heavyweights'…"
When it came down to such Power Plays, and Clandestine Ways… Fatteus Slacké [believed he] was one of the all time greats…
Did they dare…?!?!
Go up against the Might of the Law!?!?!
He *slammed* a flabby fist down on the table - sending mass-ive shockwaves into the floor.
Well then! He would give them… a Taste!!! of what they had in store…!!!!! ✨🔥🥚🍳🥘
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