Strangely, there was an interesting phenomenon that George Lazer had discovered, after writing for a while.
'Perfection'… it seemed, was vastly overrated, and in fact most people would actually find it… *boring* - and the reason why people would go the extra mile [for example, to see their favourite artists touring] was in fact because they wanted to see…
and [Experience] something *Real*… about Humanity ✨
This was why - even though Arroe and Meatius didn't have 'perfect-on-paper' pasts…
In the end, as far as George was concerned, this only served to make them better casts…!
For the upcoming story that people needed - and surely deserved - to know… !!!
Which was to say, to find out for themselves, just how far this… 'rivalry' would go !!!!!
And so. After getting himself up to speed on the latest regarding the upcoming fight, George… well, he had more or less roughly figured out what to write… ✨
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"A Feature for the Future"
*Feature Article by George Lazer*
Exclusive Feature, including an exclusive feature of the exclusive features of a certain "Arroe Gant" and "Meatius Maximus…"
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"…It is truly a surprising thing. That these two people preparing to battle it out in the ring… could… bring… with them such a 'storied history'…
That the very… Mystery… of just what may unfold, come the day of their upcoming fight, has fostered - at least for me - an increasingly… strange, [probably-perverse…🤭✨] sense of delight!?!
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"Come fight night, I'll make things right... No wait.I mean, I'll set things... straight."
-Arroe Gant-
[The sneering picture of Arroe posing that Author chucked to George in the Chapter 472 is pasted here 🫢✨]
This is a swordsman whose sword was served [and swerved] with a 'L'-iteral, [yes, that's with a capital L… 🫢✨] slant, which was apparently caused by the second… specimen we are about to mention and introduce - and one who put his… 'trunk-like' thighs to… good use… [in Chapters 64 and 75… you're welcome 🫢✨]
[?!?!??!?!]
Yes - You read that right. I too got a fright, when I heard that Arroe's… sword was trapped tight, during their first fight, apparently captured in-between two taut thighs, a move which took everyone - [including even Author] - by surprise…
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"Look man. I was in the… groove... And so was the sword."
-Meatius Maximus-
[The picture of Meatius *flexing* and sipping his juice that Author tossed to George from Chapter 472 is pasted here… 👀✨]
This is, apparently, the very name… of the man who put Arroe's sword to shame.
With a hop and a right-[but-also-so-wrong]-angled *twist*, Meatius had, at that [literal] point, managed to perpen-dic…ularly bend Arroe's straight pointy stick into an "L"… 🥀
But then. [Yes, there is indeed more of the tale to tell…]
Arroe literally took the 'L' in his stride, extricating his weapon from out of the crack, and without missing a beat, simply *turned himself sideways* … and continued his attack… ?!?!?!?!!?!
What's more, it ultimately ended in a draw… When they both ended up unconscious… and 'tangled together' on the floor…
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…Arroe Gant hails from the Sneering Dominion, and is allegedly of the opinion, that he is 'the best' and claims to have a "10-inch thrust"… although considering that he appears to be the only person [mentioned in this novel to date] that actually holds this belief may… make his assertions… hard to trust.
Meatius Maximus of the Jim Jun Ki Clan, meanwhile, is clearly a man with a plan…
…Primarily though, this appears to be a… 'diet' plan.
Along with 'rigorous exercise', and lots of 'fluid intake' - he apparently loves fresh 'juice' -
his primary aim appears to be to see… just how much *muscle* he can produce… !?!?
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…In any even-t, it has come to my (un)fortunate attention, that these two men… now have a mutual point of contention.
When? You ask?
Never fear. I've done the hard task… for you.
[here the date is mentioned]
[yes of course it's on the 6th of the 7th… 🤭✨]
…In order to settle the score - once and for all…
Be sure… to save the date…
Let's find out… In the end, which man of the two… will ultimately decide his Fate?!?!
Edit [from George]:
Oh, Apparently, it's available on PPV…
Feel free to let me know what you think…
For anyone that's interested, below I've dropped the link…
🔗 ArroeGantvMeatiusMaximus.ppv
#TheDecider # '10-inches' #thrust [#orbust] #makethingsright #nowait #setthingsstraight #girth #worth #Musclesmakeththeman #inthegroove #nothingtoprove #etcetc
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