'How did things turn so wrong?' Creel thought, blood trickling from his mouth as he lay smashed against the Helicarrier's wall.
His metal body was dented like a crushed soda can, courtesy of the Abomination, Blonsky in full monster mode.
Creel's head spun, pain shooting through him even in his absorbed steel form. 'Metal hurts too, who knew?'
It had all gone to hell fast. Loki had stormed the ship with Hawkeye in tow with a shiny scepter.
One touch to Blonsky and an Hulk, and boom, two raging giants with very big muscles on a smashing spree.
They weren't listening to reason, voices, or even Fury's glare. Hulk was ripping through agents like tissue paper, and Abomination was using Creel as a human (metal) piñata.
Luckily, Thor had crashed the party, literally, as he arrived to wrestle Hulk. He saved their asses because Creel knew that no one on the ship would be able to handle the two giants let alone Hawkeye and Loki.
The god of thunder was holding his own against the hulk but the same could not be said about the hellicarrier which was getting damaged by their fight.
Cap was dancing with Hawkeye, shield blocking arrows but barely keeping up.
'Hawkeye's not so weak after boss's training,' Creel thought through the pain, wincing as another dent formed in his side. 'Boss should've taught him mind-control resistance. Not that boss knew this crap would happen after he left.'
Abomination grabbed Creel by the arm, hoisting him like a ragdoll and slamming him through another wall. Sparks flew, alarms wailed, and Creel's vision blurred.
'Oof. When Blonsky comes back to his senses, he is taking me to dinner for a month.' The hits kept coming.
Stark, in his Iron Man suit, fired repulsor blasts at Abomination. The blue beams hit hard, scorching green skin, but Blonsky just roared and healed, regen kicking in like he'd swallowed a phoenix down.
And as for Loki? He was gone with the Tesseract, leaving chaos in his wake.
Creel's hand fumbled in his pocket for the fuinjutsu tag, the emergency paper Kakashi had given him.
Tear only if we can't handle an emergency that was what Kakashi had told him.
'This? This was it. A very big emergency. Death of him, S.H.I.E.L.D., maybe Earth? Dramatic, but hey, we're fighting an alien prince with a glow stick of destiny! If this isn't end-of-world, what is?' Creel thought
"Let's just hope boss doesn't kill me for not calling earlier," Creel groaned inwardly as Abomination smashed him again. 'Nah, he's logical. He sees reason. I am more worried about Fury billing me for Helicarrier repairs if he knew that I could have called boss from the start.'
Tony meanwhile continued to hit the Abomination with repulser blasts as he thought,'Huh, Gamma radiation has increased his healing by a lot.
"Jarvis, Record everything. We might be able to use Gamma radiation for healing if we manage to figure out how not to kill every other patient or mutate them using Gamma radiation."
Jarvis replied in his suit, "Understood Sir."
Tony asked,"Any signs of Loki?"
Jarvis replied,"I have hacked into the cameras of most of the USA but I have not found anything. But from my records, he seems to be able to use illusion magic to hide himself."
Stark grumbled underneath the suit,"Try to track the Tesseract energy. Fury said that it contained enough energy to power the entire US. It's reading should be visible to the sensors. And magic is not a thing Jarvis, it's only science. You yourself are a creation of science."
"Understood Sir. But I would beg to differ." Jarvis said opening a video feed in Tony's suit showing Thor's hammer glowing with lightning and smashing the lightning on the hulk.
"Point Taken. But there could just be a metal that creates lightning in some other world. It's all science Jarvis and I would prove it to you." Tony grumbled.
The pounding on Creel continued by blonsky—thud, crack, ouch. Creel who could not catch a break, shouted through the pain, "Stark! Buy me five seconds!"
Tony quipped back, dodging a swipe from Abomination and firing more blasts. "Oh, what'll you do in five seconds? Turn into cotton candy so he can eat you?"
But despite his poor joke, Tony delivered, zipping around Blonsky like a pesky fly, repulsors blazing. "Hey, ugly! Over here! Ever try yoga? Might help with that anger!"
Five seconds. Creel tore the tag.
Nothing for a few seconds.
Then—whoosh—a vortex swirled in the air, space ripping open.
'He's here,' Creel thought, relief flooding him.
A man and a woman stepped out. Kakashi Hatake, mask and all, calm as ever. Natasha Romanoff, red hair flipping, looking ready to kill.
Creel's eyes locked on Natasha, whistling weakly. "Now that's a hottie."
Natasha shot him a disgusted glare. "Eyes up here, tin man."
Abomination charged, roaring like a freight train. But a massive blue skeletal hand, energy crackling, erupted from Kakashi, grabbing Blonsky mid-stride and squeezing. The monster froze, feet dangling, green face turning purple.
Tony hovered, helmet retracting with a whir. "Agent Romanoff. Nice to see you again. Were you on a date with who I presume is Kakashi Hatake, the guy I've heard so much about?"
He eyed Kakashi, curiosity burning.
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