"With such poor craftsmanship, yet so self-righteous. I must make a serious complaint! But..."
Lord Fortune Raccoon looked nonchalant as he put the video player back into the wooden box, stood up on his hind legs, and gripped the L-046 metal war hammer inside the box with his paw.
The hammer's handle was evidently optimized; its smooth surface hid countless bumps, akin to a matte texture, providing excellent anti-slip performance. Although the hammerhead was bumpy, Lord Fortune Raccoon was satisfied with its appearance.
While the smooth surface can hit, to maximize damage, it needs some bumps, like an ancient armor-piercing meteor hammer.
"You've been through the testing of the Gravity Hammer; its main job is to smash open an enemy's skull..."
"Therefore..."
"Your name shall be Gravity Tenderizing Hammer Pro!"
