Friday.
Upon waking up, Lin Li found four missed calls displayed on his phone.
It wasn't because Lin Li slept too deeply to be awakened; he usually brought his phone to school, and it was naturally set to silent.
The caller was, of course, the chosen "lucky victim," Yangliang.
Yangliang had called at 3 o'clock; considering that middle-aged men tend to experience frequent urination, Lin Li speculated that perhaps Yangliang saw his message when he got up at night.
Wonder how he slept the rest of the night.
After sending a "Morning, Uncle!" without receiving an immediate reply, Lin Li began exercising.
Just as he finished exercising and was about to leave, he received a message from Yangliang on his phone.
"Yangliang: Morning, bad."
"Yangliang: Sigh, sigh! Sigh!! So, what did you want with me last night?"
Wearing his Bluetooth earphones, Lin Li called Yangliang while biking to the breakfast shop.
