"What do you make them do after they take off their clothes?" Xiao Feng asked.
"Take a bath." Hua Ling replied, "They often run around without bathing for days, smelling awful.
If I smell that, I make them take their clothes off and take a bath."
"And after the bath?"
"After?" Hua Ling frowned, "After that, they do whatever they want as long as I can't smell them."
Xiao Feng shook his head, realizing he wouldn't get much out of this line of questioning, and tried another approach: "Do you know which parts of a girl's body are absolutely not to be touched by anyone?"
Hua Ling nodded, "I know this, the parts covered by underwear shouldn't be touched or seen by anyone, they're called private parts."
"Recently, no one's touched your private parts, right?" Xiao Feng asked, getting to the point.
Hua Ling immediately became cautious, "This question is very private, I can refuse to answer."
"Ha!"
Xiao Feng laughed, how typical to be misunderstood for good intentions.
