"As everyone knows, because stars are round, satellites are round, and planets are round, most intelligent species, rising from ignorance, are attracted to 'roundness'. They express a special fondness for round-shaped organs: bigger is better, round is beautiful."
"However, some niche carbon-based creatures are different, such as hydrogen-enriched species, nitrogen-enriched species, and metal enrichment species. Due to the elemental composition within their bodies, they develop special predilections."
"Let me give a simple example: fluid life forms. Their preference isn't for roundness, or any fixed structure, but for more complex fluids. I generally refer to them as the lewd lovers."
