Miss Missy gets out the rule book for reality sorcery
Miss Missy: Before we get into this! Here's a little context for the audience at home!
As you know, Reality Sorcerers have been around for many years battling one another. All because a god named Araxion got bored. From what we know about Araxion, according to scientists, he is an all gold divine man the size of infinity itself with powers that make infinity look like a regular number!
HeroDude: The Size Of infinite…
Miss Missy: Yeah! You think he's packing?
HeroDude: Dawg what?
Miss Missy: Anyways! His hair flows in long and thick locks with a missing right eye with a nice goatee.
We see a image of Araxion looking around multiple realities. Watching his reality sorcerers fight to the death.
Over the years, the powerless have discovered the rules these Reality Sorcerers.
Miss Missy Looks at HeroDude with a smirk.
Miss Missy: and now that we have a reality sorcerer on the podcast. We can get a deep dive into these rules! Are you Ready? HeroDude.
HeroDude "scratching his head" : Yeah I guess.
Miss Missy "pumped up" : Well alright! LET'S GET INTO RULE ONE!
Miss Missy presses the "epic explosion" button under the table.
Rule One: Godly Powers Cannot Eliminate a Reality Sorcerer.
We See HeroDude Battling a Reality Sorcerer of Divine Powers. They are both close to elimination.
HeroDude: "Dang! This sucka pretty strong I'll give him that for sure! He even managed to break my barrier!"
The Divine Sorcerer stands tall. Injured. But tall.
Divine Sorcerer: I'll give you props. You're not so weak after all. You even pushed me past my barrier! But this is where our difference start to show. You see, your little one plus one equals two powers would never—-
HeroDude"interrupting" : Oh shut up, Todd! Just do your signature move already!
The Divine Sorcerer now stands. Offended.
Divine Sorcerer: Mhm. Very well. BEHOLD! THE ARROW OF THE GODS!!!!!
The Divine Sorcerer charges up his holy Arrow and shoots it with great precision at HeroDude. All for it to just bounce off as if it was a regular arrow.
Divine Sorcerer: Wha….WHAT? WHAT TYPE OF WITCHCRAFT ARE YOU PERFORMING !!!!!
HeroDude "Rubbing his forehead": What? You didn't read the rules? Cause if you did you'll know that there is a higher chance of a rat scaring off a rhino then that working on me.
Divine Sorcerer: Rules? What Rul—
HeroDude Charges At the Divine Sorcerer and punches him out of existence.
Back in the podcast HeroDude explains the rule.
HeroDude: I mean. The rule explains itself. Godly powers are powerful and can harm Reality Sorcerers. But they could never finish the job.
Miss Missy: So does that mean if Zeus himself came down for a fight he could never Eliminate y'all?
Kage: Ehhhh naw. He is a god after all. Well moreso a myth in my eyes
Miss Missy: Hmmmm ok next rule!
Rule 2: Time Powers Have No effect on reality sorcerers
We see Kage laying in bed throwing a ball up and catching it. But then a time sorcerer appears
Time Sorcerer: Aye…I can sense your reality sorcery form here! Mmmm you're PACKING DAWG!
Kage: I'm sorry, but I don't swing that way.
Time Sorcerer: Ohhh but you have no choice. Cause with these time powers I—-
Kage: Wait hold up. Did you say time powers?
Time Sorcerer:….Yeah.
Kage: Oh. Then I have nothing to worry about.
Kage Goes back to throwing his ball
Time Sorcerer: Wha—YOU FOOL! My time powers are nothing to be under—ACK—
The Time Sorcerer uses his time powers and then Disappears from all of existence.
Kage: Pff. Dummy.
Back at the podcast
HeroDude: Same format as the first rule. Time powers don't work on us.
Miss Missy: But how does that even work?
HeroDude: How? It's cause of something like uhhh.
Reality Sorcerer's futures are protected by Araxion or whatever. Something like that.
Miss Missy: That might be the case. Cause looking at this book, it states that Reality Sorcerers have no future
HeroDude: Rude.
Miss Missy: Not like that! It states that the futures of reality sorcerer are cast away by Araxion. making the movements of Sorcerers truly unforeseeable. You may wondering. Why? Well if you think it's cause of some meta reason, think again! Cause it's actually cause Araxion didn't want to spoil himself!
Kage: Pretty sure going in the past would cause you to "disappear" cause Araxion also think trying to attack the past is boring and a "shortcut"
Miss Missy: hmmm so if I tried to tell you your future, what will happen to me?
Kage: Uhhhh your probably get eradicated form all of reality. So don't try that.
Miss Missy: Fair enough! Speaking of stuff you shouldn't try, don't try a beam attack to eliminate a reality sorcerer because—
Rule 3: Physical Attacks Are The Only Way To Eliminate A Reality Sorcerer.
We see HeroDude about to battle another reality sorcerer.
Reality Sorcerer: You're a strong dude, Hero. But you ain't no match for this attack!
He Blasts his strongest attack, and we just see Kage's face suddenly gain HD quality and now he looks overly-animated. As he starts acting like he's in a TikTok edit. The Sorcerer looks in Shock.
Reality Sorcerer: How….How did you do that????
HeroDude"confused" :....Do what?
The Reality Sorcerer blast his attack again. Just for Kage to do the exact same thing we was doing.
Reality Sorcerer "pointing" : THAT! How are you doing that???????
HeroDude: I'm not doing anything.
Reality Sorcerer: Naw don't play with—-
HeroDude Punches the sorcerer out of existence.
Back in the podcast.
HeroDude: Yeah. The only way to eliminate a reality sorcerer is a punch, kick, stab, headbutt, whatever physical attack that is strong enough to erase someone form existence.
Miss Missy: Wait so it has to be like a straight up a raw attack?
HeroDude: Well yeah. Of course sorcerers could use their sorcery to gain the power of existence erasure of raw strength. In normal terms, We can eliminate people with raw power.
Miss Missy: Ok that's lowkey tuff! I've never heard of someone that could do that!
HeroDude: There probably is. Probably some unknown Character from VS Wiki or whatever.
Miss Missy: Trueee. Ok! Next Rule!
Rule 4 Reality Sorcerers Can't be time traveled outta existence.
HeroDude: Pretty Much elaborating on the second rule
Rule 5: Any attack that's not a physical attack can damage Sorcerer but can never eliminate.
Rule 6: Godly attacks can damage but never eliminate
Rule 7: The Rule Adder
HeroDude: So basically this one right. There is this item called the rule adder. If you find one, you can add a rule in reality sorcery. As long as it's fair for all reality sorcerers of course. It's gotta be a fair game for everyone after all.
Miss Missy: Where does someone find the "rule adder"
HeroDude: It's my third day out here I don't know.
Miss Missy:…..I don't think it is your third day.
HeroDude: You don't get the reference?
Rule 8: The Chicken Rule. If anyone. ANYONE. Drop a piece of Chicken on the ground the powerful Shaqkeem will appear to attack.
We see two reality sorcerers walking out of a chicken spot with….some chicken of course. What you thought they would come out with some tacos? Come on, lock in bro.
Reality Sorcerer: I'm telling you bro. This best chicken spot!
Reality Sorcerer 2: Yeah we'll see? This jawn better not suck—OH
The second sorcerer dropped the chicken.
Reality Sorcerer: Aw man. Good thing I gotta 8 piece!
He turns to the reality sorcerer. He is running for his life.
Reality Sorcerer 2: Ayo bro! Where you going! It's just a piece of chicken!
Suddenly Shaqkeem. A 6 ft 11 buff black man appears behind him.
Shaqkeem: Yo, you dropped that s**t?
Reality Sorcerer 2: Bro who the f—-AHHHHH
Back In The Podcast.
HeroDude: Just….just don't drop chicken. You can drop your X Station. Your keys. Even your kid…don't ever in your life drop chicken…if you value your life. Don't. Drop. Chicken!
Miss Missy: Ohhh that's crazy cause I got a piece of chicken right here!
HeroDude: DON'T. YOU. DARE! You know why ommiverse do exist in this world?! It was cause Shaqkeem got mad! AND THE SUCKA AIN'T EVEN DROP NO CHICKEN! DONT YOU TRY IT MISSY MISS!!!!
Miss Missy "laughing" : Relax Relax! I'm playing! and It's miss missy!
She gently places the chicken down
Miss Missy: Ok! On to the next rule!!!
Rule 9: The Copyright rule. if there is a move that's "owned by another piece of fiction" you can't do it "on screen" unless it's for a funny reference.
It's a late afternoon. HeroDude is out searching for Reality Sorcerers. Until he sees one and he looks pretty powerful. So the great HeroDude approaches him.
HeroDude: Aye buddy? You a sorcerer? You have the sense of one!
The sorcerer looks up and sees HeroDude.
HeroDude: Unless what I'm sensing is the sense of a 2025 Anime fan who's biggest opp is a shower and a job application!
Sorcerer "stands up instantly" : Heh! You disrespect me? Jobs are for the basic! You beta males will never understand the absolute cinema of Anime!!!!
HeroDude: uhhh you must not be talking about me cause I'm watched all type of anime! From Demom Slayer to Campfire Cooking in another world with my absurd skill!
Sorcerer: You….you actually know that one?
HeroDude: Yep! It's a shame how you won't be here to talk about it!
Sorcerer: Look at that. We've just met, and you already underestimate me? Oh You'll learn.
The Sorcerer starts charging up a copyrighted attack.
Sorcerer: KAME....HAME————-
The Sorcerer Gets eradicated form existence as Kage sighs and walks away.
HeroDude: Does no one listen to the rules here?
Back to the podcast.
HeroDude: Yeahhhh it's kinda weird to explain. It's like some beyond the fourth wall crap. Whatever that means. But we can do those copyrighted move on YouTube and Social Media….So I don't really understand this one.
Miss Missy: It's like when a YouTuber gets copyrighted for music!
HeroDude: Yeah, something like that!
Miss Missy: Ok! On to the next rule!
Rule 10: The Absorption Rule. When a Reality Sorcerer is eliminated, the eliminator gets to absorb their reality sorcery but just there physical stats. Also, there health goes back to 100%
HeroDude: Pretty self explanatory. But I've heard if someone's power is absorption, they get the whole deal!
Miss Missy: Oh really so people with power absorption have a edge?
HeroDude: Well everyone has an edge in there own way.
Miss Missy: Mmmmm ok.
HeroDude: Aye real fast, how many rules are they again?
Miss Missy: Boy you don't be reading?
HeroDude: It's a lot of reading ok?
Miss Missy " playfully sighs" : Around 30.
HeroDude: DAMN! We are definitely gonna be here for a while.
Miss Missy: Yeah that's true. Looks like it's time for a COMMERCIAL BREAK!
HeroDude: You can do that in podcasts?
END OF CHAPTER
BONUS SCENE 2
During The Commercial Break
Miss Missy "sliding next to HeroDude" : Soooooo HeroDude.
HeroDude "slightly confused" : What's up.
Miss Missy "spinning her pen" : Sooo I've been you know seeing you around you know fighting off bad guys and stuff.
HeroDude: Yeah?
Miss Missy: And uhh I just wanted to say. You look good when your doing your thing.
HeroDude:....I don't save people to look good. But thanks. I appreciate it.
Miss Missy: Mhm Mhm…..Hey um. Are you single?
HeroDude:.....yes. I am.
Miss Missy "sliding a bit closer" : Mmmm you know I could change that right.
HeroDude:...Uh
Miss Missy: What?
HeroDude take a sip out of this drink.
HeroDude: Respectfully…..I don't think I want you to.
Miss Missy "sliding away with arms crossed" : Wowwwwww that's how it is?
HeroDude:…yes. Look not gonna lie you and pretend I have those types of feelings for you. Unlike…almost everyone these days.
Miss Missy "looking away" : Alright. It's cool….it's cool.....
HeroDude:...…..alright. Cool.
Miss Missy:...…
HeroDude:...…..
Miss Missy:...….
HeroDude:.....Can we….Can we go back to our regularly scheduled program?