Swoosh!
"Home sweet home... nothing beats the feeling of finally being back— Wait wtf?!"" With a faint flash of light, Yusuke's figure appeared inside his house. He squinted against the sudden brightness, drawing in a deep, relieved breath as the familiar scent of home hit him, or at least, what should have been familiar.
Those same squinted eyes snapped wide open a moment later as he roared in fury, "What the hell happened here?! Who the fuck burned my house?!!!"
[Take a guess? I'll give you three choices: a Yandere, a Yandere, and finally... a Yandere!] B2's voice rang out in his mind, filled with sarcasm so thick it had its own gravity.
"Shit! Damn it! My precious house!" Yusuke's fists clenched at his sides, knuckles whitening. Veins stood out on his neck and temples as the rage boiled over. He kicked a chunk of charred debris across the room; it skidded into the remains of what used to be the coffee table and exploded into a puff of gray ash.
[Oh, you really are angry. Just have the one who did it build it again.] B2 commented casually.
'You are right. Whoever caused this will rebuild this place from the ground up,' Yusuke forced his anger down. He really liked this place. It made him feel a genuine sense of home, filled with memories he created with his freaky women over the past months.
He placed a hand over his right ear. A small magic circle began to form, but it failed to finish even halfway before shattering into fragments of light. Yusuke cursed, "Shit! I cannot even use basic magic properly!"
With the collar still locked around his neck, his Spirit stat remained sealed at a pathetic 1.
He had tried sweet-talking Grayfia into removing the collar multiple times, but she was nowhere near as eager to do that as she was to keep his cock buried deep inside her.
[Try harder. Think of it as a way to train your control,] B2 told him in a completely uncaring tone.
Back when his stats were high, he had enjoyed an absurd amount of magic power and rarely needed to worry about efficiency. Now he was reduced to the level of a peak normal human, which made even the simplest spells feel frustratingly difficult and draining.
Yusuke tried several more times, concentrating hard. Finally, after a few strained attempts, he managed to establish contact with Raynare.
Less than three seconds later, a bright magic circle suddenly flared into existence right in front of him. Before the light could even fade and reveal who was coming through, Yusuke was violently slammed down onto the floor.
"Yusuke!"
"Yu-kun!"
"Husband!"
The three busty figures of Raynare, Kalawarna, and Yubelluna crashed straight into him, knocking him flat on his back as their soft, voluptuous bodies piled on top of him in a frantic heap.
Their sinfully curvaceous figures pressed down hard, smothering him completely. Three pairs of massive, heavy breasts swallowed his entire face, burying him in warm, pillowy flesh and nearly suffocating him as the girls cried out and shouted his name in overlapping voices.
"It's really you! Do you know how worried we were?!" Raynare straddled his waist immediately, her fat, fuckable ass grinding down against his crotch. Her eyes were red, tears spilling down and dripping onto his obscured face as she trembled with emotion.
Yubelluna and Kalawarna clung to him from either side, their arms wrapped tight around his shoulders to keep him pinned in place. Both of them shuddered faintly as they cried, tears born from joy and fear tangled together. To a yandere, the thought of losing the one they loved was far more cruel than anything else they could imagine.
"Hmm! Hmm!!!" Yusuke tapped frantically at Raynare's plump butt with his barely-free hands, trying to signal something... Anything! His voice came out as muffled, powerless screams buried under the crushing weight of three massive, heavy breasts smothering his face. They were legitimately suffocating him!
[It's not so bad to die this way. A thousand times better than getting killed by a flower pot,] B2 laughed in his head, enjoying his predicament.
"Yu-kun~♡! You want to do it right now♡? Did you miss me that much♡? I missed you too♡♡!" Raynare's switch flipped the instant she felt his hands aggressively groping her ass. Her eyes turned hot, glowing with vivid purple light as her irises shifted into perfect little purple hearts. She licked her lips slowly, seductively, and started grinding her ass even harder against the growing bulge in his pants, hips rolling in filthy, deliberate circles.
"Hmm! Hmm!!!" Yusuke thrashed weakly, desperately trying to struggle free. The sensation of their soft, warm breasts pressed tightly against his face was incredible, almost overwhelming in the best possible way, but he really did not want to die just yet. There were still far too many things he wanted to try!
"Ah! Sorry, husband!" Kalawarna let out a startled cry and suddenly released her grip. She reached over, yanking Raynare off him by the shoulders with surprising force. "Can you curb your horniness a bit? Can't you see you're suffocating him?"
As soon as two of the weapons of mass distraction were removed, Yusuke's red purple face was revealed, his chest heaving as he gasped for air, like a man who'd just surfaced from drowning.
Raynare shoved Kalawarna aside with an irritated huff and immediately lowered her head, voice turning small and apologetic. "Sorry, Yu-kun! I didn't mean it... I just missed you so, so much."
"Besides," Raynare snapped, whipping her head around to glare at Kalawarna with pure venom, "why do you keep calling him husband? Since when did you get so delusional as to claim Yu-kun is your husband?" Her eyes narrowed dangerously. Where the hell did this fallen angel get the confidence to use such an intimate, sacred title?
"That's none of your business!" Kalawarna shot her a sharp side glance before reaching out to pull Yusuke to his feet, but her hand froze halfway when she saw that Yubelluna had already hauled him up and was kissing him deeply. Her lips were locked onto his, sucking him in hungrily as she pressed her curvaceous body tight against his, clinging to him with both hands as if afraid he might disappear again.
As their lips finally parted, leaving a faint, glistening thread of saliva between them, Yusuke turned his gaze toward the three breathtaking women standing before him. Their full, curvaceous figures seemed to radiate heat in the dim light, each one more impossibly beautiful than the last. A warm, genuinely tender smile curved across his lips as he spoke their names affectionately.
"Luna, Ray, Kala… I'm back."
When he was planning to fake his death, his original intention was to tell Sona, Tsubaki, Raynare, Kalawarna, and the other yanderes whose submission had reached the Devoted level. On one side, it was so they would not worry. On the other, it was to have them cooperate with his plans. Unfortunately, he never got the chance to do any of that because Grayfia kidnapped him.
"Welcome back~!" All three met his eyes with obsessive, infatuated gazes.
"Tell us what happened. How did you escape that woman's clutches?" Yubelluna asked hurriedly, her curiosity burning.
"Yeah, husband is strong, but Grayfia's power rivals that of a Satan Class. Escaping from her is extremely difficult," Kalawarna added.
"Alright, I will tell you everything." Yusuke gently caressed Kalawarna's face with one hand and slowly explained what happened to him, including why he did not escape immediately despite being able to do so.
At the same time, he checked Yubelluna's submission value.
[Yubelluna's submission value 92 (Devoted)]
His sudden disappearance had caused it to spike, which was the main reason he contacted her first.
Pa!
A sharp slap echoed through the ruined house as Raynare smacked Yusuke's butt, glaring up at him. "Yu-kun, how could you? Do you have any idea how worried everyone was?! I was so scared I could not eat or sleep. The thought of you slipping away from me forever haunted me every second!"
"Even if you do not think much of me... how... how could you be this selfish?!"
Raynare's trembling voice and sobs echoed through the empty, broken house, just as fractured as her tone. She clutched his shirt, slowly sank down, wrapped her arms around his legs, and whispered, "Please, do not do this again. I cannot endure something like this another time. I love you so much, Yu-kun. I really, really cannot live without you..."
[Clean up the mess you made. I am out.] B2 let out a light laugh, and her voice faded away.
"I... I..." Yusuke stared at Raynare, then shifted his gaze to the other two women, words sticking in his throat as he took in their expressions. Taking a deep breath, he bent down and hugged Raynare, pulling her up. "Ray ray, I am sorry... I... I... you are right. I did something selfish and stupid. Will you forgive me?"
"Luna, Kala, will you give this stupid me another chance?" He looked at the other two women and asked.
Although he had become smarter and more cunning than his previous self, who had been terrible even at lying, he was far from perfect. He had been so preoccupied with dealing with Grayfia that he had not considered his other women's feelings.
"Yu-kun!"
"Husband!"
"Yusuke!"
"Of course, we forgive you!" The three women tackled him to the ground once again, hugging him so tightly that their large breasts suffocated him.
"Hmm! Hmm!" Yusuke patted them, trying to tell them to back off. 'At this rate, I'll really die from suffocation!'
"Can anyone tell me what happened to this place, by the way?" To appease them, Yusuke sat between Raynare's legs, lying his back against her breasts with his head sinking between them. The other two women held him on either side, pressing kisses into his neck. "And can any of you contact Sona?"
"It's Asia," Raynare answered calmly, caressing his hair.
"Asia?" Yusuke's reaction was calm. After the shock of Grayfia, he now followed the principle that all women were yanderes until proven otherwise. "How did she do it?"
Raynare explained what had happened.
"Incinerate Anthem? Seriously?!" Yusuke let out a long, exasperated groan and dropped his head back harder against Raynare's chest, the motion making her breasts cushion and shift around him. "What are the odds?!"
He had killed Walburga and failed to acquire the Incinerate Anthem, never expecting the seemingly harmless nun to get it without any effort at all.
[Ding!]
[You have a new Quest!]
[The Dark Bible's Nun! Tame the blond nun Asia Argento before she grows a dick!]
[Task: Raise Asia Argento's submission value to at least 80.]
[Rewards: All Your Profession's skills +1 level, a random item, Skill Size Modification.]
'Why am I not even surprised by this at all?' Yusuke blinked, his brows twitching at the stupid reference, but he ignored it. 'Yanderes are rare, my ass!'
[If you counted the number of women you meet at school and in daily life, they seem rare. It's a matter of perspective, really.] B2 responded.
At that moment, another magic formation flashed, and the figures of Tsubaki, Sona, Akia, and Murayama appeared.
"Yu-sama!"
"Yusuke!"
"Yusuke!"
"Yu-kun!"
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