"Crystal Palace F.C. ENGLAND."
RRRRRRAAAAAA.
Every man in that room off a plastic chair at once, 4 of Deano's 49 over backwards, and the lad from the kitchen with a tea towel on his shoulder stood in the middle of it shouting at a television nobody could hear.
[MILESTONE UNLOCKED: THE ELITE TABLE.]
[Crystal Palace Football Club has entered the UEFA Champions League group stage.]
I have had that thing in my head since April 2017 and it has never once congratulated me on anything, and it picked a canteen with 51 people in it to start.
I put my back against the wall and looked at the floor for 4 seconds, which is what I do, and Sarah asked me if I was alright, and I said the noise had got me, and she wrote something in that folder and did not ask again.
Crystal Palace had 50 seconds of being in that competition on its own.
Then pot 2.
"Nothing English," Marcus was saying, "nothing English, so it is 1 of 6, and Napoli and Roma cannot both..."
