Deano would not get on the plane.
He has not flown with the kit since 2011, when a hold got opened in Copenhagen and 3 shirt boxes came off the belt wet, so he went out of Beckenham on a lorry at 6 o'clock on Monday morning with a lad from the laundry and did Dover, Calais and Belgium.
He rang Nathan from the stadium car park at half 8 on Tuesday.
"Tell him the shirts are up."
"Anything else?"
"They have put my skips under a stand with a hosepipe over them," Deano said. "I am dealing with it."
Hnnn.
We went out of Gatwick at 10 past 11 and it is 1 hour 20 minutes in the air. Ellis Cartwright worked out on the runway that it is less time than the coach to Wembley on a Saturday, and told Connor Blake, and Connor Blake told the plane.
Dortmund Airport is about 8 miles east of the city and it is small and new and there were 2 police motorcycles waiting on the apron who did not need to be there and were plainly delighted to be there.
Ssshhh.
