"My turn, draw!"
You Feng didn't care in the slightest about the danger Tang Xiaoqin posed. In his eyes, she was just a savage woman, though she still possessed a degree of rationality.
"I set a monster in face-down Defense Position and set two cards. Turn end." You Feng gave a faint smile.
"Talking so big earlier, yet you don't even dare to attack?" Tang Xiaoqin teased.
"Clearly, you don't understand the 'adult action scenes' between men and women. You have to take it slow. How can you just go on a killing spree right at the start? It would make you uncomfortable, and I wouldn't be happy either."
You Feng spouted nonsense with a straight face, suddenly 'steering' the conversation into R-rated territory. By the time he hit 'four-twenty' on the speedometer, Tang Xiaoqin finally realized what he was getting at.
"I appreciate a man who 'drives' so blatantly. I don't hate men who lust after my body; I only hate men who only lust after my body." Tang Xiaoqin laughed, seemingly not angry at all.
"A sentence worth pondering," You Feng remarked.
"My turn! Draw!" Tang Xiaoqin pulled a card.
"I Tribute Harpie Lady 1 on my field! From my hand, I Tribute Summon Swift Birdman Joe!" Tang Xiaoqin waved her slender hand and gave a sharp cry.
A man marked with yellow and green arrows appeared, flapping unsightly wings with a greasy, lewd expression.
*Swift Birdman Joe*
WIND Attribute / Level 6 / Winged Beast-Type
ATK 2300 / DEF 1400
"When this card is successfully Summoned, all Spell and Trap cards on the field return to their owners' hands. It's a shame about your set cards." Tang Xiaoqin curled her lip into a smirk.
You Feng remained indifferent as he took back his two face-down cards.
"Harpie Lady Sisters, attack You Feng's face-down Defense Position monster!" Tang Xiaoqin commanded.
The Harpie Lady Sisters cried out in unison and dove, tearing through the monster with their claws. As it flipped over, it was revealed to be Giant Germ.
With three copies in his deck, its appearance rate was naturally high.
"I activate the effect of Giant Germ! When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, my opponent takes 500 LP damage. Furthermore, I can Special Summon all remaining copies of Giant Germ from my deck! Come forth, Giant Germ!"
With a wave of You Feng's hand, two more Giant Germs appeared in Attack Position.
"Partner, it's you again. You're always by my side at the first opportunity." You Feng felt the presence of the Giant Germs and gave a faint smile.
"Lu lu..." hissed the Giant Germ.
-500 LP! Tang Xiaoqin was down to 7500 LP.
"My attack isn't over yet! Swift Birdman Joe, attack Giant Germ!" Tang Xiaoqin waved her hand.
"Heh heh!" Joe laughed creepily, leaping up and shredding the Germ with a final claw. Before dying, the Giant Germ transformed into a bolt of black resentful light, blasting Tang Xiaoqin's Life Points.
-500 LP! She was down to 7000 LP.
You Feng also had to endure 1300 damage, dropping to 6700 LP in the blink of an eye.
"Hmph! If you want to win by relying on burn damage, you're dreaming! I set two cards and end my turn!" Tang Xiaoqin said rudely.
"Haha... what an interesting woman. If possible, I really want to play with you a bit longer." You Feng shook his head with a smile.
Tang Xiaoqin frowned, resting her hands on her slender waist. "Such big talk. Did you eat garlic or something?"
"My turn! Draw!" You Feng stopped bickering.
"I Tribute the Giant Germ on my field! I Tribute Summon Zaborg the Thunder Monarch! Emperor who controls the thunder and lightning, come forth!" You Feng raised his hand, and a bolt of powerful lightning fell from the sky. A burly emperor descended, blue lightning arcing between his hands.
*Zaborg the Thunder Monarch*
LIGHT Attribute / Level 6 / Thunder-Type
ATK 2400 / DEF 1000
"When Zaborg the Thunder Monarch is successfully Summoned, I can destroy one monster on the field and send it to the Graveyard! I choose Swift Birdman Joe! Zaborg, destroy him with your Thunder Blast!" You Feng shouted, pointing his finger.
"Hah!" Zaborg condensed a ball of electricity in his fists and punched out, instantly turning Swift Birdman Joe into ashes.
"Haha... I just realized you're so chuuni!" Tang Xiaoqin couldn't help but giggle. Seeing You Feng's pose and hearing his lines, she really couldn't stifle her laughter.
"..." You Feng went silent.
"If you're not being chuuni while playing cards, how are you supposed to save the world? Where's the fun in that?" You Feng replied with complete seriousness.
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