The news of Leon's new "side hustle" as the 'Tactical Ghost of Liechtenstein' spread through the Apex FC dressing room with the speed of a Jamie Scott counter-attack.
The players, predictably, had a unique and slightly unhinged take on their gaffer's new European adventure.
"So, let me get this straight," Liam Doyle, the 'Badger', began, his brow furrowed in deep, profound concentration as he taped his ankles.
"The gaffer is now... a spy? A tactical double agent? Does this mean he's going to teach us secret, Swiss-German swear words to confuse the opponents?"
"I don't know about spy," Dave the baker chimed in, dusting flour off his training kit. "But I looked up Liechtenstein. It's famous for its cheese. I'm just saying, gaffer, if you're building international relations, a 'cheese-based friendship treaty' would be a very strong opening move."
