"Hey? Mr. Monkey is Surprisingly better than my tribesmen at distorting the facts?"
he sat back down, and even hid his pride under the translucent water. Although he was still in the unfortunate situation where he could still see it clearly if he looked closely, Su'er had at least managed to keep his full attention on Think nose, so as not to face the huge impact of lethality.
"Who is the one who really thinks he is intelligent but has no manners and shame now?" With one arm resting on the edge of the pool to support her cheek, Think glanced at Su'er underwater with a hint of meaning...
"Compared to me who has no reaction, Mr. Monkey's body is too honest~", Think smiled and added fuel to Su'er remaining little reason, "Oh my~, can you stand on a high place and look down on me with a clear conscience?"
Okay, you don't have to say it anymore.
No match at all, Su'er silently retracted his arms and bent his legs, trying to curl himself up.
Lost, completely lost.
Even the skin is not as thick as this woman.
Putting his forehead on his knees with despair, Su'er chose to attack in a closed state.
"Ah~, it's a pity that I can't use magic~", Think suddenly sighed, "Otherwise, it only takes a moment to use magic to turn Mr. Monkey into Miss Monkey~"
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What the hell is this woman talking about? !
"By the way~, the gentle and considerate Think can also reluctantly summon the inexplicable tentacles that can secrete mysterious aphrodisiac mucus from another world to break the virginity of the newly transferred Miss Monkey~"
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"Don't go too far!" Su'er raised his head and shouted angrily. It would be fine if he didn't say anything, but this woman was getting more and more outrageous. Do you think this is reasonable?
Before he crossed over, he had only occasionally watched a few episodes of this plot on a pink APP. Also, why did this woman describe it so skillfully? !
What the hell do the Elf do all day when they are not fighting? ?
It is indeed a good thing that magic is not used in war for the first time, but if it is used in this kind of thing, what is the difference from before! Go and benefit the public, bastard!
He is awake now, and his mind is very clear now. The lifeless reaction when he just woke up is all gone, and Su'er chest and lungs are rising and falling rapidly.
Blood pressure! His blood pressure!
"Hmm~, this is the right reaction now~", Think was not frightened by Su'er momentum at all, but nodded with satisfaction, "It was so embarrassing to escape from the dead with great difficulty. Mr. Monkey, who made history, should be more confident~"
"...Thank you", he complained helplessly. Regardless of whether the woman's explanation was true or not, Su'er not only did not feel the confidence she said to make history, but felt even more helpless.
"Ah~, I accept your thanks, but will you really not consider the proposal of becoming Miss Monkey?", Think eyes even lit up, leaning forward slightly, as if she didn't hear Su'er sarcasm at all.
"...I have tolerated you for a long time! You have been touching me non-stop since before. The great Miss Nilvalen just likes to touch me--!!"
Su'er words suddenly stopped. He seemed to understand something vaguely-the lifespan of the Elf is very long, and in this long life, they do something to relieve their loneliness and boredom and pursue excitement. It seems that it is not unreasonable!
It's really scary. The immortal species... play so many tricks?
"Mr. Monkey, did you think of something rude?" The smile on her face suddenly fell, and Think tilted her head and asked.
There is murderous intent.
A cold breath rose from the coccyx of Su'er, which was soaked in hot water.
He had to shake his head immediately.
"Although it is true that many Elf have used alien creatures in private, they are all within the scope of safety and control. I just read other people's research reports out of curiosity..."
Ah, no, that... Didn't I say what the problem is yet?
Seeing Think nodding and explaining something, Su'er wanted to tell her what a Soviet joke was, but in case this woman really turned him into a woman after her spellcasting ability was restored... forget it.
"... Do you understand what I said?" Think explanation seemed to have come to an end, and she was looking into Su'er eyes.
He had to nod immediately.
But since she said that her spellcasting ability had not been restored, did that mean that the lock ring was still on her ankle?
"Is there no facility here to remove the lock ring?" Su'er eyes slid down subconsciously, but bounced back at the speed of light after touching an indescribable object.
"I did find it, but I don't have an spirit to activate it. What you see now is either a facility that was not closed when it was attacked, or something that does not require an spirit to activate it... Really, don't you want to consider it? It's rare for me to have such a gentle and easy-to-talk opportunity? If you want to seize the opportunity, take advantage of it now." Think tapped her chin with her finger. She was talking about a serious topic in the last second, but suddenly turned back in the next second, so abrupt that Su'er didn't react at the first time. "...Don't insult the word gentleness," Su'er complained silently, and sighed for a long time and said, "And why are you obsessed with changing my gender? What gender I am has no effect on you at all, right?" "Hey~, of course it's different~", Think shook her head seriously, but unfortunately what she said was completely unrelated to the word serious, "Although Mr. Monkey's appearance is also very delicate~, cute boys are naturally not as comfortable as cute girls~" "Since we are partners, it is naturally better to be more comfortable~"... You actually still remember this. "I'm sorry, this is the only thing I firmly refuse." Su'er rolled his eyes and refused so seriously as never before.
He was really scared.
If he didn't refuse firmly, he was really afraid that he would lose his beloved chicken when he woke up one morning - no, he wouldn't be able to see this woman, right?
Wasn't the agreement already fulfilled?
As for the so-called partner, it was probably just a sudden whim of the immortal species when they were bored, a temporary entertainment, and if she didn't respond, she would probably forget it soon.
"When will the Elf who rescue you arrive?" Su'er asked after playing with the water for a few times.