"Tingyun is actually a Lord Ravager?!"
The moment Lumina reached the scene where Tingyun of the Alchemy Commission performed her signature "head tilt," her voice burst with surprise. Even through the audio alone, it was clear that Lumina was utterly shocked by the revelation that Tingyun was actually a Lord Ravager.
[Ah?! Tingyun is actually a Lord Ravager?!]
[Holy tilted-head fungus...]
[Hiss... hah... hiss... hah... hiss... hah. Phantylia still has her charms... Hiss... hah... hiss... hah... hiss... hah.]
[Are you sick in the head? This is Saintess's live stream, yet you're posting such lewd comments to pollute her eyes? Have you no shame or manners?]
[Don't you know how to read the room? In Saintess's live stream, we should only shower her with dirty talk! Like...]
[Lady Lumina, please stomp on my face with your fragrant, 36-degree Jade feet! Stomp hard! Stomp hard! Stomp hard! (Creepy laughter)]
[This live stream is getting a little perverted. I don't think I can stay here any longer... In that case, I'll just join them! Lady Lumina, step on me!]
These comments made it clear that few viewers had completed the Main Story, and the discussion about the Main Story seemed to be gradually veering off track...
"Are you all insane? If you keep this up, the live stream will get shut down!" Lumina exclaimed, her head throbbing as she scrolled through the increasingly outrageous comments.
If these perverts kept going, she'd probably become the first voice actress to get her debut stream banned for vulgarity and pornography...
Shaking her head frantically at the thought, Lumina imagined the headlines if her stream got shut down for such reasons:
[Shocking! Renowned Voice Actress Creates History by Getting Debut Stream Banned for Spreading Lewd, Obscene Content! Is This a Distortion of Human Nature or the Degradation of Morality? Let's Enter the Live Stream to Uncover the Truth! [Trending!]]
"Don't you people on the internet have anyone you care about? Even if you don't, you should still have some sense of shame, okay?"
"So, stop acting crazy in my live stream. If I see anyone doing it, I'll kick them out."
To prevent her live stream from being mercilessly banned, Lumina's voice carried a hint of anger.
She hoped to drive away the perverts by threatening them.
But... Lumina had clearly underestimated just how twisted these perverts were.
Her gentle voice, laced with anger, was like a city-level weapon to them...
[Hehehehe, heheheheԅ(♡『♡ԅ) Such a gentle threat, such a gentle threat! No, no, a primal urge is rising within me. I need to leave the live stream for a moment to release it... Brothers, wait for me one minute!]
[As expected of the flawless, pure, and kind Saintess! Even her threats are so gentle! Heheheheԅ(♡『♡ԅ)]
[Dear Miss Lumina, you wouldn't want your live stream to be banned, would you?]
[I'm Lady Lumina's dog! Woof woof woof!!! Woof!]
As expected, Lumina's threat didn't deter the perverts in her live stream; it only made them even more excited...
Lumina: ...
Seeing the perverts in her live stream grow even more excited, Lumina suddenly felt speechless, unsure what to say to shut them up...
She'd forgotten—for these perverts, whether curses or whippings, it was all a rare reward...
Too tired to argue, Lumina gently clicked her mouse, kicking out all the perverts who had made outrageous comments.
"Hmm~ See that? That's what happens when you go crazy in my live stream!"
With the perverts expelled and the comment section instantly quiet, Lumina's mood brightened considerably.
But to her surprise, the comment section only remained calm for a moment before erupting into chaos once more...
This time, the madness far surpassed Lumina's wildest imagination of perversion...
[Hiss... ha... Hiss... ha... Sister Lumina, kick me! Kick me! Kick me! I'll switch to my alt account and keep letting you kick me! (Manic laughter)]
[Sister Lumina, kick me! Kick me! Kick me hard with your bare, jade-like feet!!!]
[Holy shit, I can't take this anymore! You guys are all such perverts! Getting off on being kicked in a live stream? I'm embarrassed for your parents! By the way, Lady Lumina, could you DM me your home address? I'm 200 pounds and soft—perfect for taking kicks!]
[I can hear your abacus clicking from here... Lady Lumina, I'm 240 pounds, kick me first! ԅ(♡『♡ԅ)]
[I can't take this anymore! You guys are so perverted... Heh heh, I love it... I want in! Lady Lumina, kick me too!]
"Bro..." Lumina's beautiful face instantly crumpled as she stared at the utterly unrestrained comments.
I see other people's live streams are perfectly normal. Why are mine always full of perverts?
And... these aren't just ordinary perverts, they're exceptionally twisted—the perverts among perverts!
Lumina couldn't understand it, couldn't even begin to comprehend it.
Therefore, Lumina decided to indulge them. With a delicate tap, she kicked everyone who had just commented out of the live stream and added them all to her blacklist.
"Hmph! Anyone else want to be kicked and blacklisted? I can fulfill your desires right now!"
Watching the comment section fall silent again, Lumina snorted and delivered her line with a hint of imperiousness.
But Lumina's momentary bravado was short-lived... Within seconds, she regretted saying those words.
She had forgotten one crucial detail: perverts could infinitely respawn...
As soon as Lumina finished speaking, the comments in the live stream erupted into chaos once more.
[Since you're begging me so nicely, I can't possibly refuse... Lady Lumina, kick me!]
[Actually, I'm not a pervert, and I find the behavior of those people pathetic. But since you, Sister Lumina, have asked so nicely, I'll reluctantly agree. Sister Lumina, please don't hold back—kick me!]
[I'm Lady Lumina's dog, woof woof!]
[Lady Lumina is my dog, woof woof!]
Lumina: ?
Lumina stared at one particularly odd comment, a question mark slowly appearing above her head. Dismissing it without much thought, she tapped her finger, granting their wishes...
Sigh... Why are all my fans perverts? Aren't there any beautiful girls among them?
After kicking the perverts out of the live stream and watching the comment section return to its usual calm, Lumina sighed inwardly.
If I'd known they were all such perverts, I would have gone to live at the mansion with March 7th and the others 😭
The thought of March 7th, Stelle, and Qingque, their hair piled up in buns, soaking in a vast, misty hot spring that resembled a Fairyland, possibly even having pillow fights in the same bedroom—this filled Lumina with profound regret.
Sacrificing time spent enjoying herself with beautiful girls to match wits with these depraved perverts would be the most regrettable thing Lumina had ever done in her life, the kind of black history she'd want to bury forever...
No more dwelling on it. I chose this wrong path, and even if it's painful, I'll see it through. (T_T)~~
It's too late to go find March 7th and the others now...
Lumina shook her head, her gaze returning to the screen.
"After finishing this Main Story quest, I'll answer a few questions and end the stream."
"As for the next stream... hmm, there probably won't be a next stream."
[Aaaaah! No! Sister Lumina, how am I supposed to live without you?! (Screaming, writhing, dark, crawling!)]
[Damn it! It's all those sick freaks' fault! (Collapsing into tears)]
[Sister Lumina, let's just ignore those perverts and stream what we want, okay? I don't need you to stream every day—just once a month, for an hour, would be enough! (Please!)]
[Please, just one more time? Just once, I promise it'll be the last!]
The moment Lumina announced she wouldn't stream again, the barrage of outrageous comments vanished instantly.
In their place came a sea of harmony, all desperately trying to persuade her to stay.
"Hmph~" Lumina snorted coldly.
So, only when you're about to lose me do you realize you want me?
Lumina wouldn't indulge them. Dismissing their pleas, she casually replied, "Next time, for sure."