"According to our reporter, a foreign hideout was destroyed last night. Criminals were causing chaos in the room, playing 'YMCA' loudly and using numerous indescribable blood-stained tools, seemingly from an excessive addiction, and are currently undergoing blood tests."
"The criminals appeared collectively mentally disturbed, desperately protecting their lower bodies and shouting things like 'Stop insulting me!' However, there was no evidence of any outsider intrusion found at the scene."
Xue Dili changed the channel.
"According to our reporter, a large number of professors and media personnel fled abroad illegally yesterday for reasons unknown. During a surprise inspection, a large amount of unknown illegal income was found in their accounts. Most are currently in hiding in Mexico and Colombia, and a wanted order has been issued..."
