How can you use a mobile phone to scan a tumor? Do they really think it's a medical X-ray?
Medicine hasn't advanced to such an absurd level yet.
"What??"
"Isn't Senior Zhang sounding a bit counterintuitive?"
"The filter's broken. How could Senior Zhang, who's so emotionally intelligent and wise online, say something so outrageous at this lecture?"
"If it's wrong, just admit it and move on. Senior Zhang suggested holding Professor Chang's hand and scanning for tumors to show everyone. Isn't this just rubbing our intelligence in the dirt?"
"Is this really the Dr. Zhang who's never contacted female fans?"
"Isn't it? If it weren't for the rumors of him and Comrade Song from our school being like a couple, I'd suspect some hanky-panky was going on."
"Although Xiaosong is indeed pretty, people might just prefer Professor Chang's type. Some guys have peculiar tastes; they like mature women. Besides, Senior Zhang and Professor Chang are only eight years apart."
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