[One Week Later]
[Evan and his Entourage]
Computer Chip: Cyrus
Computer Chip: How we looking?
Tree: The moustache is growing in. But the rest…not so much.
Tree: I think I might have to just settle for a goatee.
Dumbbell: What are you talking about?
Spool: These two idiots are having a competition to see who can grow the most facial hair over the next month.
Snake: Why?
Computer Chip: Just because.
Computer Chip: Anyways…
Computer Chip: How's training going?
Tree: Pretty good.
Snake: Good.
Dumbbell: Your aunt is fucking insane!
Spool: We tried to tell you.
Dumbbell: I've had my ass beat every single day I've been here!
Dumbbell: Why didn't anyone tell me that Victor was so strong?!
Computer Chip: Is he? He's only a B-rank, right?
Tree: I guess this is why Ayako always said to never pay too much attention to rankings.
Spool: How's Texas treating you, Maria?
Snake: It's been tough so far. But I can't really complain.
Tree: At least you guys get to be somewhere fun. There's nothing to do out here.
Spool: You're staying with Alyssa, right?
Tree: Yeah.
Spool: She hasn't tried anything weird with you, has she?
Spool: I know her uncle is trying to get you to join their family.
Tree: No, she's been cool so far.
Tree: Plus, she told me about what her uncle was planning and is helping me avoid some of her relatives.
Dumbbell: Sounds like a mess.
Tree: Constanza has been great, though. I've already learned a lot thanks to her help.
Computer Chip: Makes sense. She is one of our sister's minions.
Computer Chip: I heard that her magic is pretty scary, though.
Tree: It is. Believe me.
Snake: What kind is it?
Tree: Poison plant magic.
Dumbbell: That sounds terrifying.
Tree: It is.
Spool: You guys need to go out and have some fun while you have the chance!
Spool: Who knows when you'll get another chance like this?
Spool: And send pictures!
Dumbbell: No promises.
Dumbbell: I've been too sore to do anything other than have your aunt and cousin try to electrocute me every thirty minutes.
Snake: Better than getting your ribs cracked open by Alexander Conley twice a day.
Snake: And no…I'm not exaggerating.
Computer Chip: Jesus Christ.
Computer Chip: Thank the universe for healing magic users, right?
Tree: At least you guys don't know what it feels like to inhale the low-grade magical equivalent of chlorine gas.
Tree: It's not a fun experience.
Spool: And this is why I will never envy you DPA guys.
Spool: Thanks for all that you do, though!
Dumbbell: Right…
Computer Chip: Please tell me that you guys at least have some downtime.
Dumbbell: I do. But I usually just spend most of it resting.
Dumbbell: Victor and some guy named Keisuke Watanabe invited me to go to a sorcerer's only club this weekend. But I definitely won't be able to make it.
Tree: Alyssa's taking me to a baseball game in a few days. So I have that to look forward to.
Snake: Sam and Alex are taking me to a rodeo on Saturday.
Spool: Oh yeah…you're definitely in Texas.
Computer Chip: Sounds like you guys are having a good time!
Computer Chip: Aside from getting the snot regularly beat out of you, that is.
Computer Chip: Anywhos…it's past my bedtime. I just wanted to check in and see how you guys were holding up.
Spool: We'll be treating you guys to a nice dinner when you get back!
Dumbbell: Awww…you don't need to do all that.
Tree: Seriously.
Snake: Agreed.
Computer Chip: Too bad! We're doing it anyway!
Spool: We're mainly doing it as an excuse to test out some of the new dishes that the owner of Aurum wants to introduce to the menu.
Spool: He wanted some customer feedback. And we volunteered to be the lab rats.
Tree: Sounds good to me.
Tree: Who am I to turn down some good food?
Computer Chip: Ttygl.
Dumbbell: Good night!
Snake: Have a good one.
Spool: I hope you guys have fun with the rest of your god-forsaken training!
Tree: Good night.
Computer Chip: Oh, btw. Elizabeth, that quiche you put in the oven is burning. You should probably go handle that.
Spool: EVAN, YOU BASTARD! I TOLD YOU TO TURN THE STOVE OFF!
Computer Chip: Nope. Not my problem.
Spool: YOU'RE IN THE LIVING ROOM RIGHT NOW!
Computer Chip: Technically, I'm flying up to my room right now.
Computer Chip: Good night! Love you! ;-)