"Ok, let's start," Kinjo muttered as he started the first trial for the blessing ceremony.
Kinjo carried his microphone and began announcing the first trial.
Ladies and gentlemen, we will start with the Rope of Hell. We will have two of them, separated.
And our two friends here will walk on them slowly. Whoever manages to pass first with the greatest success rate.
The road on the rope is 1000 km, and under them there will be heat that can dissolve skin and bones.
Not only that, but each of them will carry two real babies. Whoever manages to bypass their path first gets 50 points. If a baby reaches there, he will get 50, and if the two manage to arrive there, it would be a total of 100.
So the total points, if you did everything above, is 150 points.
"He will win." Kinjo raised his hand as the crowd cheered.
Jester looked around himself, amused by the number of the crowd and feeling bored as his amusement started to fade moment after moment.
Jenzo and Jester started to ascend high as two rooftops raised them. A long, tight rope extended in front of them, and each of them had two babies.
Jester had a white female baby and a black one, while Jenzo had two white female babies.
Without wasting time, Jenzo caught each baby as they cried and began running on the long rope as fast as he could.
As for Jester, he carried both babies and examined them.
"Let's see what we have here. A small project of a washing machine and a good future servant, or should I say a Slavic project."
"Truly racism at its finest."
"Ok crowd, here is Mr. Democrat Jester for votes."
"Who should I sacrifice first to run faster?"
"The white one or the black one?"
The crowd cheered and stopped focusing on Jenzo running.
And focused on the show that Jester put on.
Jester carried each baby in one hand without effort as he started nearing Jenzo's starting line, manipulating everyone around him as even Kinjo focused on him.
Even the mysterious clowns looked at Jester with interest.
Some of the crowd said white, and others said black, and both started shouting against each other.
"Yeah gentlemen, the question isn't about who is white or black."
"The real question is that ladies were always first, so as a clear gentleman, I would open the door first."
"Oops, slipped." The baby girl started crying as she fell and dissolved in lava.
"Nah, she had become melting vanilla ice cream." The black kid stopped crying as he realized what was happening. He got trauma and was paralyzed. Jester looked at him with a devilish smile.
"What's wrong, you silent little baby? Did the cat eat your tongue?"
The baby didn't open his mouth, but Jester spoke to him as everyone around him started laughing at Jester's actions.
"Oops, slipped. Nah, I caught you again." The baby didn't dare open his mouth.
"Oops, slipped again."
"Sorry buddy, I am not racist, so you go with her too."
"The black baby fell as Jester had tricked him and sent him to the lava."
"Go with her, mate. Vanilla ice cream isn't good alone. It needs another flavor, chocolate too."
"Everyone around him didn't know what Jester was really doing."
As everyone laughed, Jester had already slipped a knife to his leg and cut the rope of Jenzo as it started to fall with him.
Jenzo fell into the lava. A shout of pain rose inside him, and a creepy laugh started coming from everyone. Jester had tricked everyone as he made sure Kinjo did not focus to stop his plan.
A creepy feeling erupted in Kinjo as he realized that Jester was a terrifyingly smart monster as he gazed at his current unnatural eye color, crimson.
Jester stared at Kinjo as he commanded him, get the kid Jenzo so I can finish this boring business.
"My time is precious. I need to eat something and kiss some woman, or if you were one, believe me, I would have made you pregnant by now."
A fearful feeling spread in Kinjo as Jester made him a laughing stock to the crowd. Even the ten mysterious clowns laughed at Jester's bullying. One even fell from his chair as he couldn't stop laughing.
Jenzo's soul started to appear again as his eyes glared at Jester like a crazy psycho.
Second battle, face to face. You both will fight each other. Everyone will have 50 seconds to attack the other without the right for the opponent to attack. As for the loser, he has the right to start the battle.
With a small knife, both of you will fight. Also, the ring will be surrounded with metal sparks that do not give either of you the right to run.
Any energy is negated inside this ring.
Jester and Jenzo started to ascend again in the air.
This time, Jenzo started attacking Jester fast with high speed, but this time Jenzo had the upper hand, as his speed made a cut on Jester's face.
Jester started laughing. "Come, kid. Or is it your first time carrying a kitchen knife? Didn't your mother warn you not to carry sharp weapons around because it can make a wound for you, my little darling?"
Jester in that moment had planted a simple strategy, and it was to break Jenzo's fighting sequence and to waste his time, and there was no other way to manipulate him other than spamming fake talk.
Jenzo started attacking Jester, but Jester hit him with the moonwalk to the back and gave him a weird sound that stopped Jenzo in his place.
As Jester stopped near the sharpened sparks, Jenzo smiled as he started his final hit, and Jester hit him with a waka waka shake as his body moved right and left. Jenzo's attack was avoided until suddenly Jenzo couldn't attack anymore. His free time stopped.
This was his time to avoid, but Jester started running toward him fast and hit him, making him fly in the air with a swift move.
This was a famous move that needed strength in his strong leg as he tried to carry someone only to be deflected as Jenzo flew.
On pure talent and instinct, Jester caught and flipped him and hit him with his elbow to bring him down. Then he jumped on him with a wrestling move and finished Jenzo.
Jenzo spat blood as his face was swollen. He said he was giving up as Kinjo tried to transport Jenzo, but Jester's determination stopped him.
As he bowed to Jenzo, do you know what my top three hobbies are?
First, abuse children.
Second, abuse children.
And the third is…
Jenzo continued to him, "Let me guess, is it abusing children?"
"Hell nah buddy."
"I also love giving them a good message."
In a second, Jester's eyes glowed crimson as he caught every finger of Jenzo and started breaking them as Jenzo cried.
Then with his knife, he cut all the fingers as his leg stood on Jenzo's face and began hitting him. The laughing from the crowd stopped at the terrifying scene in front of them.
Jester grabbed his knife as he directed it to Jenzo's groin. Jenzo cried as he begged for help, only for Jester to cut it.
Then he caught the despairing Jenzo and stuck him as he made the sharp metals pierce him.
Then Jester started walking as his laughter growled.
Kinjo's initial thought now was not to mess with Jester.
Kinjo stammered as he fell down as Jester stood in front of him.
"Ok, you won, Mr. Jester." Kinjo raised Jester's hand only for cheers to erupt.
Jester wiped the blood off his knife casually.
"You know…"
"I really thought this would be harder."
He paused as his smile widened.
"Or maybe… I just have low standards."
"Ok, you can choose a contract from the higher ones," Kinjo muttered as he took two steps back.
Jester looked at them. "Do you want me to buy a lamp or something? Because this low budget show should stop."
"You all aren't tough because you are in shadows."
"So can you turn on the light?"
Some of the clowns' lights appeared as it revealed the ten clowns.
"Let me see the comparisons of this show."
Jester squinted his eyes as he looked at them.
Then he tilted his head slightly.
"…That's it?"
A short silence erupted as Jester was amused.
He pointed at them lazily.
"I expected demons, legends, maybe something interesting. I thought I would see some beautiful faces, but it's just some clown masks from Temu."
"Jestered… I was right."
"This really is a low budget show."