Chapter 172: Come when you want, leave when you want?
[ You rolled an Agility great success. ]
[ In that life-or-death moment, your skill was flexible enough to ignore all physical laws, directly slipping into the cockpit of Britomart's mecha. ]
[ You entered the sealed, hot cockpit, in the cramped dim space you could even smell the girl's scent. ]
" Wow—— "
Eikou suddenly heard a panicked female voice behind him:
" H-how… how did you get in here?! "
He tried to turn his head in the narrow, steamy cockpit, and before him appeared a beautiful Fairy girl with her hair tied in a bun.
Her silky silver hair was tied into an adorable round bun, her blue eyes as clear as a fawn's stared at him in surprise.
Her fair lively face was flushed from the stifling heat of the cockpit, looking like she was about to faint.
" Wow… "
Eikou's first reaction was "she's too cute", wanting to pat her head.
So this is Britomart's true appearance? He could hardly imagine such a giant mecha hiding a girl so weak and soft like a kitten.
Right after that, Eikou glanced at her body.
Her full, fair chest immediately entered his sight.
" ... "
He completely froze.
Britomart was the type… student face, mother-class chest?!
Under that innocent face was a seductive body, exactly the style of those Fairies he had only seen in Doujinshi!
And apparently because she didn't have to worry about people seeing her inside the mecha, she was even wearing an extremely bold chest-exposing outfit, the neckline pulled down all the way to her navel, while her slightly tight pants highlighted her round, attractive legs.
Hmm, this voluptuous Fairy…
Eikou gritted his teeth, trying hard not to let a nosebleed burst out.
If it were Artoria Wild Boar, there's no way her figure could fit into this outfit…
He suddenly thought of that.
" I also don't know how I got in, maybe it was the power of love…? "
Eikou answered awkwardly.
" Ah! This is a miracle! The mighty power of a married woman, can it finally break even the laws of physics? "
Tristan solemnly expressed admiration, as if witnessing a god descending to earth, only one step away from bowing before the mecha.
This… is not wrong either, since it was indeed a power related to a married woman… Eikou thought to himself.
" Wait a second, Eikou…"
Oberon suddenly realized a blind spot and sincerely asked:
" But how do you plan on getting out of there? "
" ... "
Eikou froze, then slowly placed his hand on his chin.
Right, how am I supposed to get out of here?
[ You knock on the cockpit wall, trying to find a gap to squeeze through. ]
[ You ask Britomart for help, but she doesn't know what to do either. ]
[ To her, this mecha is just a set of Magic Armor, but now that someone got inside, she herself doesn't know how to detach the armor. ]
[ It seems your Disaster With Women has affected the functionality of this mecha. ]
[ After fumbling and struggling for a while, you desperately realize a truth. ]
[ You have been trapped inside this mecha! ]
...
Twenty minutes later.
Checking the time, the date was coming soon.
Baobhan Sith was already seated at a table outside a shop on the commercial street, a cold drink in front of her, waiting for Eikou to arrive.
Since today's date was with a male, she tidied her makeup more carefully than usual, wearing an exquisitely beautiful Western dress. Her slender white legs appeared faintly under the fluttering hem. A small black ribbon was tied on her chest, and even her black crown was adorned with an extra red lace trim.
Although this red dress had decorative pleats and an ornate hem, both the dress and the belt were a deep red, more modest and mature than usual, like a noble and beautiful Princess without being overly extravagant.
Baobhan Sith had just arrived not long before she received a call from Mochizuki Eikou.
" Hey, where are you? "
She frowned slightly and asked.
" Ah… well… "
Heavy wind noise came through the phone, along with Eikou's helpless voice:
" Baobhan Sith, can we reschedule this date? Tomorrow or the day after, maybe? "
" What do you mean, "
Baobhan Sith's brows tightened, her expression immediately displeased:
" Trash fish, have you forgotten your place? You were the one who asked me out, I came here and now you want to cancel—are you mocking me? Mongrel! Believe it or not, I'll use my Noble Phantasm to stab a hundred holes in you right now? "
" I absolutely don't intend to make fun of you, but there really is an unavoidable reason… "
" What unavoidable reason? Unless it's an order from Mother-sama, it doesn't count as a reason! "
" Alright, let me summarize it briefly… "
Eikou thought for a moment, arranged his words, and calmly explained:
" The reason is, Roland from the next class was bitten by a robot, we tried to save him but got into danger one after another, got stuck inside the robot's mouth unable to move, then suddenly a giant mecha appeared... "
" ??? "
What is this, such a mess—she didn't understand anything!
" You can skip all that nonsense, just tell me what your situation is right now and why you can't come. "
" Summarized version is… "
On the other side, Eikou answered seriously:
" I accidentally fused with another girl, so I want to postpone our date for a day. "
" That's TOO summarized!!! "
Baobhan Sith burst out in anger through the phone:
" After all that ridiculous rambling, how did it end with you 'fusing' with another girl?! In just ten minutes, what did you do that you can calmly tell me you cheated on me? "
" Ah, I'll still explain it properly. The reason is, Roland from the next class, he was bitten by a robot— "
Saying that brought the explanation all the way back to the beginning again. No matter how many times Eikou told this absurd story, she would NEVER understand it!
Baobhan Sith thought privately, feeling helpless.
" Alright, alright, stop finding strange excuses. Instead, you show up in front of me immediately and explain clearly what happened! "
After saying that, the blood Princess angrily hung up.
" Trash fish, small fry, idiot, useless thing, even canceling a date needs a proper reason, you know? "
[ Your request to postpone the date failed. Baobhan Sith is very angry, thinking you're teasing her. ]
[ It seems this date must take place no matter what… ]
[ Ten minutes later, you hurry to the meeting spot. ]
[ Under Baobhan Sith's shocked gaze, a large mecha three meters tall, black, gleaming, and cold stepped slowly toward her. ]
[ Only then did Baobhan Sith realize, so it really wasn't an excuse… ]