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On the way out, kuraiya didn't speak, he placed ino over his shoulder, she woke up slowly and started beating his back.
"Enough, or I'll throw into the sky", kuraiya saw she wasn't stopping, so he did exactly as he said would.
"Aghh!", ino screamed as she was sent to the clouds, she sobered up a little and saw kuraiya yawning as he was descending while she started falling.
"You sure are annoying", kuraiya thought to himself as he was contemplating, [Sakura, seems to be more mature than this girl, at least she's able to talk with me.]
"Aghhhh!.. I'm sorry!.. I didn't mean to hit you!", kuraiya nodded and grabbed her arm, before flinging her back on his shoulder.
"Good, now.. where do you live, I'm not taking you to my home", she pointed to a secluded area, upon seeing this kuraiya frowned.
He still listened and landed where she pointed, upon landing, he threw her to the ground, "since this is your home, I'll head..".
He was stopped immediately before he was about to fly away, ino grabbed his leg, he turned his gaze back and stared down at her.
"What?", kuraiya finally spoke with impatience, ino climbed to her feet, glaring at kuraiya, "what's your problem, have I angered you, in some way".
Kuraiya turned away, "you haven't, I just don't like other's who aren't mine..", he let, slip his thoughts and choked.
[Ah, I let it slip out, it must be the damn alcohol.]
He turned back around and continued, "of course that's a lie", he was about to fly away again, but he was once again stopped.
He glared at ino's hand this time, she let go and started laughing, kuraiya was shocked.[Did she see through it, hmph so what, it doesn't matter.]
"Ah, wait, I still have more drink's, are you interested", she waved a couple of bottles in front of kuraiya, he swallowed his saliva, before gritting his teeth.
"Fine, I'll drink", he couldn't refuse a handout and just sat down on the ground, "well, what're you waiting for, start pouring".
she snorted and sat across from him, [this guy is so annoying, not only did he throw me above the clouds, but he says that scoundrel Sakura is better than me.]
She showed a fierce expression, before pouring each other a drink, [I'll prove it, I'll prove I can get along well with you, even better than Sakura.]
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Early next morning.
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Kuraiya woke up slowly on a tree trunk, he scanned his surroundings, then frowned upon seeing someone on his chest.
[What's going on, my back, my clothes, my throat, my...] He froze in his thoughts as he felt movement.
He pointed his finger at himself quickly and pointed at the one below him, to change their clothes.
Upon the quick move, he instantly landed on the ground and looked up at ino, he shook a little and disappeared entirely.
What he didn't know was that when he disappeared ino opened her eyes, she was actually awake the entire time.
Upon seeing kuraiya fly off at an incredible speed, her mouth opened, "he really is powerful, didn't he rip off my clothes, how are they back on, was it a dream".
She grunted and spoke to herself again, "it wasn't a dream", she jumped down off of the branch and fell over, upon landing.
"Damn, my legs", when she said this, her face showed a smile, "does this mean, I can go over to his residence, but where is it".
On kuraiya's side he was clutching his head, "agh, damnit, I should've refused", upon reaching home, he went straight for a wash.
On ino's side again, kaguya was peeking her head through a black portal, staring down at ino, with an angry expression.
"Should I wipe her out, she might cause trouble for my love..", her face changed after muttering this to herself, she then disappeared back into the portal.
Kuraiya who had finished his wash, came to find tenten, he saw her alone and he walked over to her, "tenten, did you say anything to ino, when you left", he whispered into her ear before looking around.
Kuraiya felt he was plotted against, tenten turned around and smiled, kuraiya took a step back, "you..".
"Relax, I only said a few things, I didn't plot against you", "ah.. then..", "but i did tell her, if she wanted to get closer to you, she'd have to get you drunk".
Kuraiya almost choked, he stared at her for a few seconds before putting his hand on his chin, "I see, this is gonna be annoying to deal with".
She walked over and patted his chest, "don't worry, if she's pregnant, I'll look for her myself".
Kuraiya's eye twitched at this, before he nodded, "fine fine, but don't do this again, I'm already nearing my limit, with you guys".
[If I get more saiyan god genes, perhaps that'll change.] As he was musing, he felt a hand on his shoulder.
He turned around and saw kaguya, with a blank expression, "what's up", she just stared at kuraiya before turning to tenten, kuraiya just nodded and walked out of the room.
After leaving kaguya followed, when they were alone, kaguya finally spoke, "that woman, should I kill her".
Kuraiya opened his eyes a little, "what woman?", "the one that plotted against you, such a thing..", "ah, no it's fine, leave her be", he waved his hand before continuing, "tell me kaguya, do you want to come fly around for a bit, I'm kinda interested at how fast you can fly".
Her eyes opened slightly, "no need, since that person is of no consequence, I'll be going back".
Kuraiya smiled for a moment, grabbed her arm, then shot up into the sky, upon reaching a certain distance.
Kuraiya stopped and asked, "alright, tell me what's going on with you", kaguya who was stunned from the whiplash, woke up quickly.
She stared at him for a moment, before grinding her teeth, "she took you from me, that's my problem!".
Kuraiya widened his eyes, [is she talking about ino.], "Yes that damn blondie!", she retorted before trying to storm off.
She didn't know why, but she wanted to sleep with him yesterday, but she woke feeling alone, desperate even, she felt out of place for staying inside that seal for to long.
So when she went to look for him, she saw him sleeping elsewhere and with that girl he only just met, kuraiya stopped her from fleeing and replied to her, "sorry, I was drinking to much last night, how about I stay with you for the rest of today, to make up for it".
She stopped midway and said, "a day?".
"Or two", he nodded seeing she wanted more than that, she finally showed a smile, "hmph, fine".
Kuraiya pulled her into his embrace, "I am sorry about that, I'll try and keep the drinking for only the inside of our home from now on", he really meant it, he didn't want to someday bring home a woman he never met before, especially if they were below his standards.
"I.. mm, don't leave me in the future, if you do, I'll kill the one that takes you away from me", kuraiya almost fell out of the sky hearing this.
[That's a bit excessive ain't it, what if it's my kid's birthday party or someone else's, you can't just go on rampage because of that.] He just stared blankly at kaguya.
Kaguya understood his meaning, so she reinterpreted the words, "I meant, if a woman tries something like that again, don't blame me for being ruthless against them".
Kuraiya forced a smile out, "ah, that..", kaguya's chakra flared up, kuraiya seeing this sighed, "alright, I'll try and keep my distance from other people's schemes".
She nodded and pulled kuraiya through a portal she conjured, upon seeing his surroundings he frowned, it was an endless garden of flowers.
"Is this one of your dimensions, it's surprising calming", she didn't say anything, she just continued to pull kuraiya towards a giant tree.
When they both arrived at the tree, she finally spoke, "this is the tree I've nurtured for a thousand years", kuraiya saw it and replied, "it's not bad, but why bring me here".
She turned around and frowned, "this place was where I would escape, from all noise that would trouble me, especially during my first time, after eating the chakra fruit", kuraiya nodded.
And she continued, "this place is my favorite garden, I want our children to grow up here, without any interference from other's", kuraiya finally understood her meaning, "I see, but won't that leave them feeling lonely, everyone has their own feelings after all".
She paused for a moment, "then, I'll take them here after they come of age".
Kuraiya felt himself boiling in annoyance, "that's not what I was saying..... You should bring them here if they want to come here, not just forcibly bring them, isn't that how you lost trust in your chakra son's".
She paused and her body shook, "but..", "haaaa.. no but's, let them grow up the way they want, if you force your way in, they'll eventually push you away".
Tears were flowing from her eyes, kuraiya seeing this felt aggrieved, he sighed and walked towards her, then he pulled her into his embrace again.
He whispered into her ear, "it's fine, you'll understand after some time, when the child is born, just protect them from the shadows, there's no need to be forceful".
After some time, she regained her clarity and pushed kuraiya away, "I don't need pitying, I'll do as you say, if they want to come here, I'll bring them".
She turned around and touched the tree, it started vibrating, soon after a fruit bore fruit, she grabbed it and took a bite.
Her chakra flared up, then subsided, she turned towards kuraiya again, "I brought you here for a reason".
Kuraiya swallowed, before asking, "for?".
Her face changed into a smile, but it looked evil, she appeared before kuraiya in an instant.
"I was originally planning on throwing you into my freezing world, but I've changed my mind, I'll bring you here whenever you get out of hand", kaguya placed her finger on his chin.
"You owe me, for yesterday", she used the branches of the tree, pinning him on the ground.
"Ah, wait", "no more waiting! I've waited a thousand years!, I'll wait no more!, every moment is wasted time!", she jumped on top of him, with a ferocious expression.
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Outside of the dimension, when kaguya's chakra flared up, it was noticed by the mud man, he was currently in his underground base.
"Ahhh! Mother! Is that you mother! But how!", his mud face was excited, just as he felt it, it disappeared in the next moment.
"Aghhh! Was that you mother, are you angry about me not coming sooner!", tears were dribbling down his face.
He heard a noise behind him and he quickly turned around, before covering up his excitement, "oh, if isn't you Madara sama".
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Next day.
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Both kaguya and kuraiya came out of a portal, kaguya showed a satisfied face, completely different to her cold one.
She floated up and said, "let's go back", kuraiya was seen looking into the distance, when he heard her speak, with his style of tone, he didn't know what to say.
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Meanwhile with ino, she didn't know what to do, her actions against kuraiya, scared her, "what if, I'm gonna get chased by that woman with white skin".
Just as she was in a state of panic, she saw tenten, running towards her.
Her earlier mood vanished, she too ran over to her.
Tenten spoke first, "you seem scared, don't be, kuraiya just returned, he told me to bring you back, it seems our plotting worked out".
"Huh?".
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Perfect Cell quote - you're a chiiiiiilllld!
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