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A few hours later, both Kuraiya and the blue haired Launch came outside, Launch with trembling legs, turned towards Kuraiya, "are we really walking?, I can barely walk".
Kuraiya shook his head, he isn't going to take out punishment on the blue haired Launch, it was entirely blonde haired versions fault.
"No, I can fly their, come here", to his surprise, she acted like her legs were perfectly fine as she jumped onto his back like a koala.
He once again shook his head at this action.
Appearing at the capsule corporation and landing on their porch, he accidentally broke their door while knocking on it.
Staring at his hand, he looked up at Launch, who simply blinked confusedly at him.
"An enemy attack!", Vegeta appeared in a defensive posture the moment he heard the explosion, but when he saw Kuraiya staring at his hand, his mouth twitched several times.
And just as quickly as he arrived, he stared in absolute shock when he saw Launch on Kuraiya's back, he had seen this woman several times before, but he still doesn't know who she is.
Bulma at some point, came running over, originally filled with righteousness, it deflated when she saw that woman.
"It can't be, in just a few days, he found another wife..", Launch looked up and waved her hand, "hello Bulma, I haven't seen you in a long time".
Bulma gave her a sheepish smile, completely forgetting about the destroyed property, with a sigh, she threw Kuraiya a capsule.
"Everything is in there, you're not leaving this time, you're having dinner with us!, you got that, you brute!".
Kuraiya's lips moved and just as he was about to respond, Vegeta spoke first, "just do as she says, or you'll have earful, believe me".
With slight reluctance, he nodded without a single protest.
Sat a large table, and seeing plates gathering rapidly, the smell simply took over his body and he began devouring in rapid succession.
Bulma to the side who was smoking from the sudden stress, stared blankly at Launch's actions, "here, try this one, it smells good, so it must taste better".
After eating the food, he turned to Bulma, "don't act so shocked, it's like this back at my home, if not, it's even more aggressive, each one fighting for my attention".
Bulma frowned and stared at Launch, "and you're okay with this, he has multiple women?", Launch simply smiled back and replied, "as long as I'm simply by his side, that's all that matters".
[What is this, does he have a magical affect on one's brain, how is this possible, he's only been here for a few days.]
(No, it's his, 'schlong', loving nature)
When the feast ended, Kuraiya slouched into a hermit pose, utterly deflated and exhausted, "let's take you to my home, I need to introduce you to the others".
In a lazy manner, he waved his hand in a complex manner and a vortex appeared behind him, Vegeta who saw this, tensed up and shot up from his seat.
When he saw the blue woman appear, his tense muscles relaxed, "you're going already, I thought you'd stay a little longer", Marcarita simply smiled and walked over to his side, her eyes unknowingly landing on Launch.
Kuraiya waved his hand with the capsule, "I just needed a backup, especially from surprise attacks that gave me hand twitches".
He honestly thought he was gonna go into an early grave, from all the aphrodisiac spiking he has received and it's increasing potency.
"Oh right, before we go, can you de-age her back into her early twenties", the moment Bulma heard about cosmetic magic, her ears perked up and she watched Marcarita movements intently, she was already nearing forty herself, so she cared a lot about how she looked.
"That's easy enough", with a casual wave of her staff, Launch's body was coated in a soft light.
Before Bulma could see the progress, the three vanished through the same vortex, causing her to have a mild heart rate increase and Vegeta had to bear the full brunt of it.
(Marcarita, the ultimate rage baiter)
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Back in the Naruto world.
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After introducing Launch, he was thoroughly attacked with negative words for taking in such an innocent person.
Kuraiya finally having enough of the yelling, blew on Launch's nose, causing her to sneeze.
"Alright!, which one of you wants it!, you dare yell at him like that!, prepare to have some holes in your bodies!".
The one's that were reprimanding Kuraiya, all shut up, their faces changed rapidly after seeing her whip out weapons from thin air, "nevermind, it appears she's on the special side".
Kuraiya seeing the quietness return, naturally kept his secret stash of antidotes hidden, he wouldn't dare mention it, only for them to counter attack it.
Naho had appeared at some point, and when she heard that her soon to be betrothed had another woman in his bed, she gritted her teeth and glared at the crazed, yet docile blondie protecting Kuraiya while shooting at the ground and ceiling.
Walking over, she grabbed Kuraiya's arm, pressing her humongous melons against them, it was like a black hole, swallowing his entire arm, "I've heard you have a space that speeds up time, can you send me there for two years".
Kuraiya was already in his sage mode, he already had enough fun for the time being, Launch had fully satisfied him, he even had thoughts about doing it later, she was simply addictive.
Staring at Naho, he rounded up the time and it perfectly fitted for when their marriage is set, then he frowned.
"Who told you this?", "it was my close friend, she's the Hyuga head".
Kuraiya wanted to slap his forehead, [you actually accepted her advice?.], Naho showed a confused expression listening to his short thoughts, Hanabi had long told her how easy it is entice him, she herself had been doing it on a daily basis.
Of course she kept her secret to herself, no one other than her sister knows about it, she would take his clothes and treat them all as trophies, in a her own secret room inside the Hyuga household.
"Fine fine, you big breasted needy brat, I'll take you out in two year's, only two days will pass outside", Naho's entire body trembled and she vanished from her spot, her face before disappearing, was exactly like how he called her, 'needy'.
Kuraiya had no idea, that when she returns, that need will become so strong, she won't leave his side at all.
He looked around and saw that Launch had now finally calmed down, sighing about today's matters, he felt a hand land on his waist.
He knew that feeling, "you actually brought such a weird person back, two personalities in one, does that excite you this much..".
He felt the hand squeeze his waist full of dissatisfaction, Tsunade stared at the new addition, she took a deep breath in and smiled.
"I think you need to visit your mother", Kuraiya's entire body shivered and he turned around stiffly, "what are you talking about?, absolutely not!".
"This isn't up for negotiation, you need too, if you don't, we'll make sure you don't get any good rest at all, we'll keep you awake..", she glared fiercely, making sure he truly understood she and the other's meant business.
With a defeated slump, he nodded, "good, I'm going with you, someone needs to make sure you really went".
Tsunade naturally had multiple eyes casted on her, most were full of jealousy, and they all thought the same thing, [she's clearly trying to be acknowledged before everyone else.]
Shizuka felt her first come, first served, meant nothing in this woman's eyes, "I'll go too".
Tsunade turned, her attitude clearly displeased, [damnit, I just wanted to see how his mother looked, I recently just heard she used to look a lot like me, it's really infuriating, it's made me even more curious.]
Kuraiya was about to leave, but his arms were grabbed by the two, once they vanished, the room went silent.
Kurenai frowned as they left, "why are they so curious about this mother in law, could she be some significant person".
Yeah, even after all this time, Tsunade wouldn't tell anyone about his mother's blood ties.
If Naho was here, she'd simply just look proud and tell them straightforwardly, his mother's true heritage.
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In the other world.
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A huge grass field was seen with a small hut in the middle, Kuraiya and the other two, who came with him, stared at the building and swallowing a mouthful of saliva.
Was they nervous, yes they were, Tsunade may be strong headed, but this experience was entirely new to her, her face was full of shame.
As for Shizuka, she was simply expectant, for this mother in laws nature.
Standing in front of the hut, Kuraiya stood there like a wronged child, he didn't dare to move a single step, but the noise outside, clearly made the person within notice.
And the door slowly opened, and a woman with a fierce appearance saw the three then frowned, "who the hell are you guy's?!, some sort of afterlife thugs!".
The woman's fierce appearance, rapidly changed when she saw Kuraiya clearly, "oh!.., oh!.., my baby!..", with a strong grip, he was forcibly pulled towards his mother's embrace.
"Did you die?!, who killed you?!, was it that bastard old man?!, he may act kind, but I could see through that disguise of his!.., aghh!, someone revive me!, I'll rip that bastard in half and destroy his entire bloodline!".
Tsunade and Shizuka looked at each other, Shizuka however immediately thought that this fierceness was very similar to this blonde, beside her.
Kuraiya pulled back and turned his head to the side, "I'm not dead, I'm simply here for a chat, nothing else".
"What!, you dare rebel against me!", "I didn't..", he was punched on the head and it looked quite comical, seeing him squatting in a corner full of fear.
Tsunade's lips twitched slightly, but when the woman's eyes landed on them, she stiffened up, this woman a few years older than herself, made her feel the same way her grandmother would give off.
That same suffocating aura, even when they do nothing, "what's your names?, seeing how close you are to his side, you must be significant to him.., right?".
Kuraiya's mother just stared between the two, when she didn't get a reply, she was about to fly into a rage, thinking they were the thugs.
"Mother-in-law, we're indeed significant", Shizuka spoke up and bowed slightly, Keira flinched back, clearly not expecting such a response.
Her gaze landed on her wronged son, then to the two women before her, "I see, a two in one package, well done, as expected, I knew he'd get more than one".
Keira put her hands on her waist and smiled, "come on in, let's have a quick chat, since you guy's aren't dead, then I want to know what's happened over the years with this defiant son of mine".
Kuraiya was silent, when he tried to enter as well, his mother shut the door so fast he was left stood there like a blank.
Inside, he heard her voice, "not you!, if you come in, they'd definitely be more quiet about certain things!".
Kuraiya felt his head buzzing, "is she seriously gonna talk about those private matters, should I just leave, she'll definitely put me in a choke hold after hearing about my righteous deeds".
He really was thinking of fleeing, if his mother hears about how he took Shizuka, she'd definitely not let him go.
But his curiosity got the better of him and he increased his hearing instead, to listen to the conversation inside the hut.
Some time later, "what!, that brat actually did such a thing!.., there's no way he has that many, his body won't be able to handle it!".
A few more minutes later, "Oh my, I have so many grandkids, but there's something I want to know above all else, which one of you is the most greedy, the most attention seeking?".
There was silence inside the room, even Kuraiya was slightly curious as to who they would say, but he already knew the answer himself, it was undoubtedly Hinata, even before she had those memories of the goddess, she was the one always there, always answering his every call for a spar, before he could even ask for one himself.
To his surprise, he heard the two answers, both at the same time and each a different answer, they nominated themselves as the ones who are the most important.
They both knew what Keira truly meant, she wanted to know who would kill the entire world for her boy, not who was the most attached, his mother was never truly a believer of the will of fire.
She knew her son wasn't either, she was proud he wasn't easily manipulated, she also knew he was listening, so she twisted her words for the two in front of her to see if they understood.
Keira looked at the two, a slight smile tugging at her lips, "if I'm not mistaken though, aren't you a true inherently evil will believer?, I know who you are, you're that Tobirama's grand daughter".
Kuraiya's mother was a big fan of that guy, she admired his strategic mind and decisiveness, even if he was racist targeting against the Uchiha, even on his days off work.
Tsunade's face scrunched up, "guh, no.., I'm not, but I do use it for the other Ninja's, to help boost their morale in completing their tasks".
Tsunade indeed felt like this, she had long since cast aside the will of fire, Jiraiya knew this too, even in the anime and manga, the moment he found out, he threatened her about it.
Keira took in a deep breath and suddenly burst out laughing, "hahahaha!, just like your grandfather, he was just like that too!".
Tsunade frowned, this was the second time she brought up her Gramps and now she was getting curious.
"Do you know him?, you sound quite close?", Keira flinched a little, she wouldn't say she had a crush on him for a long time, that would be embarrassing.
"Well.., well he helped me find a fiance, he also took care of most of my problems, though it was indeed strange at the time, I was greatful".
Tsunade nodded, it did indeed sounded like her gramps Tobirama, though he hated every other clan and was weary of them, when it came to the Senju, he was like a doting and strict father to all of them.
It all started when his youngest brother died, that he went into the extreme hostility to everyone, he was like this with Mito too, thinking she was only going after his brother's power, even if it was an arranged marriage.
Keira stared at Shizuka, "you said that you're from a place full of women, how the hell do you guy's live like that?, do you scissor eachother to offset your needs or something".
Shizuka blushed and looked away, clearly not expecting such a brutal answer, "some.., some do such things, but that's only the ones without a husband".
Keira looked disgusted, but she didn't question it, it's their own problem, not hers.
Suddenly she stood up and glared at the place Kuraiya was standing, "oi!, get your ass in here!, since you have the power to come here!, then take me to see my grandkids!".
Peeking inside, he didn't dare to step forward, just making sure he was a safe distance away, "mother?..", seeing her glaring, he gritted his teeth and nodded.
With a grunt, he replied, "Alright", he still didn't know what type of conversation they had in a hushed voice, but he wasn't too bothered to know and ask about it.
Arriving back at home, it wasn't long until Keira saw all the women and her mind went completely blank.
When she saw him leaving and bumping into a breathing heavily (B) Hinata, the nine tails wafting around excitedly, her mind went blank once more.
[No!, I came here for the grandkids, not to stop him from creating life, but what the hell was with that woman, she was like those girls who just saw their admired one.]
She still remembered those infatuated gazes those young girls had in the academy, and she was sure that such things will definitely continue like that, with every generation.
She just didn't understand why an adult would have such a gaze, yet was so incredibly beautiful, it simply confused her.
Letting Kuraiya leave with (B) Hinata, she gradually got to know the others, before being taken to the grandkids.
When she saw Konan seated with a hand on her face while asleep and was here to overlook the sleeping baby Saiyans.
Keira was now standing over Konan, her eyes surveying her with absurd scrutiny, Konan's eyes flutted feeling as if her body was getting more uncomfortable.
Slowly opening her eyes, she slowly looked up to the side and saw an unknown woman looking down at her.
"Wh.. what?, who are you?!", Konan quickly floated up in a flustered state, paper flying around the room, her face becoming serious, when she saw the other's behind this unknown woman, she became confused.
"Not bad, it seems everyone is strong and reliable, though a little lazy, heh and as for your question, I'm your mother in law".
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Gohan quote - I won't watch anymore.., I.., I feel it slipping..., and I won't watch this anymore!!!.
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