"Huh?" Jian narrowed his eyes, clearly skeptical. "I thought it was Long-"
"Of course it was me, you clowns," Longwei interrupted, stepping forward and waving his hand at me in a dismissive manner.
He scoffed loudly. "Do you all really think that this little wanker actually saved any of you? Please. I personally toyed around with that porcelain doll over there on the ground for quite a while until I eventually got bored, and bitch-slapped her into oblivion that it shattered her concentration, which ultimately got you all out of this whole mess."
He finished his arrogant speech by pointing a thumb towards Aunt Hua's unconscious form in the dirt.
"Yeah, right," I scoffed back, rolling my eyes. "With all due 'respect', you weren't even there. Listen up."
I eagerly began the highly detailed telling of my epic tale to the rest of the group.
