Liu Haiyan was taken aback, startled by Xu Guozhong. She wondered if this guy was sick or just bored. Had he not been going to the hair salon often lately?
You must be so pent up down there that your head is probably full of water too!
Liu Haiyan didn't move, and Xu Guozhong continued, "Liu... Bingbing, I... I actually wanted to tell you that I was extremely nervous when I saw you, and I felt so, so... I felt like I wanted to pierce your heart with an arrow..."
Chen Chu and Liu Bingbing, listening from the next room, were getting dizzy, thinking, "What kind of words is Xu Guozhong using? He must have read too many different books!"
"Xu Guozhong, you son of a bitch!" Liu Haiyan couldn't help but laugh, turning around and saying to him, "Do you even know who I am?"
Xu Guozhong was surprised to see that it was Liu Haiyan. Just then, someone sneezed, and Liu Bingbing was inadvertently exposed.
Xu Guozhong glanced at Chen Chu and quickly covered his head, blushing and lowering his head, then shyly hid in the corner.
Liu Haiyan chuckled: "Old Xu, I'm not trying to be mean, but you're already so old, and you're still so timid. That's called being overly cautious, okay? And you're saying you'd shoot an arrow through the heart? You're really ruthless. You take a fancy to some pretty young girl, and you want to kill her with an arrow?"
Liu Haiyan giggled, and Liu Bingbing blushed. She pushed Chen Chu and said, "Don't block the way, hurry up and go write!"
Liu Haiyan was smiling, but when she saw the two men come out of the house, she immediately realized what they had been doing inside.
A lone man and a lone woman, instead of staying in the open, they went straight into that little house...
Chen Chu sat down and quickly began writing, stopping Liu Bingbing from writing and even telling her to buy medicine and take it first.
Liu Bingbing nodded and said she had brought her medicine. Chen Chu wanted to take her pulse, but then thought better of it and decided against it.
At this moment, Liu Haiyan said to Xu Guozhong, "Old Xu, get up! Stop sticking your head out like that. What's the big deal? You weren't this ashamed when the police caught you at the hair salon. You even had the nerve to argue with them that you didn't go in..."
"Cough cough..." Chen Chu couldn't help but cough twice.
I thought to myself, "Liu Haiyan, are you doing this on purpose? Oh, you're saying Xu Guozhong got caught picking up prostitutes at a brothel? I was with him that time too! What do you mean? You want to implicate me too? Damn it, if you dare say that again, I'll beat your ass until it's swollen the next time we're together."
Xu Guozhong stood up, his face flushed, and said to Liu Bingbing, "Vice Village Chief Liu, please don't take offense, but I always feel quite uneasy whenever I see you."
Liu Haiyan chuckled and said, "Old Xu, if you're not well-educated, don't try to be eloquent. That's not what makes people uneasy. What makes them uneasy? Go look it up in the dictionary yourself! Also, Old Xu, our village is going to be inspected again. Um, could you find someone to sweep the main road in the village..."
Xu Guozhong grinned and asked, "When are you coming for the inspection?"
"The day after tomorrow!"
Xu Guozhong rolled his eyes in anger: "The inspection is the day after tomorrow, and you want me to find someone to scan some junk now?"
"Hey, isn't it better to do it ahead of time? If we scan it now, it'll be easier to scan it the day after tomorrow."
...
Chen Chu wrote quickly and finished the copywriting; it was almost noon by then.
Liu Bingbing also had a bit of a cold, and Liu Haiyan said, "Vice Village Chief Liu, if you're not feeling well, you should go back first. Anyway, there's nothing much going on in the village."
Liu Bingbing sighed, thinking that this made sense. She tidied herself up and walked forward, with Chen Chu following behind.
What was Liu Haiyan just about to ask you to do?
The two of them started chatting and laughing as they walked through the gate.
Xu Guozhong craned his neck to look, grinned, and asked, "Director Liu, do you think they're having an affair?"
"Pah! Xu Guozhong, you can't say anything nice. They're both single, at most the woman is older than the man, they're dating, how come you call it cheating?"
"Hmm?" Xu Guozhong rolled his eyes and said, "That woman is too old. Chen Chu is only sixteen, while Liu Bingbing is already twenty-three or twenty-four..."
"What's wrong with being twenty-three or twenty-four? What's wrong with being twenty-three or twenty-four?" Liu Haiyan was indignant. She instinctively thought that she was already twenty-seven or twenty-eight. Did that mean she was old?
"People say that a woman who is three years older than her husband is like holding a gold brick, but what about a woman who is six years older?" Xu Guozhong chuckled.
Liu Haiyan snorted coldly: "Xu Guozhong, stop being a sour grapes. What can a woman six years older hold? Two gold bricks, of course!"
"Oh my, if that's the case, Chen Chu should just marry Old Mrs. Sun. The gold bricks he'd be carrying could build a brick house!"
...
Chen Chu and Liu Bingbing walked a little further, and Liu Bingbing, feeling a bit weak, quickly said, "Chen Chu, I... I feel a little cold..."
"Hmm, or I'll carry you on my back!"
Liu Bingbing wiped her nose and said, "No need, you go get the motorcycle first, I'll wait for you here, then I'll ride back on your motorcycle and take my mom to get her leg checked..."
"Alright, or... Deputy Village Chief Liu, shall I take your pulse first?"
Chen Chu only said this after seeing some villagers passing by.
Liu Bingbing shook her head: "I'm fine, you go back and get the motorcycle first..."
Chen Chu nodded and jogged home. Seeing that the house was being built quite quickly, Chen Dejiang asked his son to watch it for a while before going out.
Chen Chu said he had something to do and rode off on his motorcycle.
Chen Dejiang couldn't help but sigh. He had a feeling that his son was rarely home lately. Could it be that he had gotten together with that Xiao Lian again? No, he had to find a wife for that donkey as soon as possible.
He couldn't help but think of his childhood betrothal. He wondered if the other party was willing to accept it. Logically, once the brick house was built, he wouldn't have to worry about finding a wife. However, this donkey had such a bad reputation. The whole Xiaoyangshu Village had spread the word that he was having an affair with Xiaolian, fighting with Yan San, and also having a fling with the women's director, Liu Haiyan...
...
Chen Chu sped back on his motorcycle, and then gently helped Liu Bingbing onto it. Amidst the envious gazes of several villagers, the motorcycle chugged away.
I thought to myself, "This guy is really lucky with women. How come he has a woman hooking up with him?"
When Chen Chu was riding his motorcycle past Old Zhang's dilapidated house, he saw that the door was locked, so he stopped and saw a piece of paper pasted on the door.
There was a line of text written on it.
"I am in seclusion for cultivation, and no outsiders are allowed to disturb me..."
Chen Chu couldn't help but grin.
I thought to myself, "What kind of cultivation are you talking about! Maybe that old lecher lured Ma Xiaohe's second aunt into the hut with two pounds of stinky tofu, and the two of them were doing it there! That old pervert, I even saw him licking the big white breasts of a woman on a poster the other day when I went in! He's so lecherous!"
Liu Bingbing then smoothed her hair and said, "By the way, if there's a similar policy next time, make sure Zhang Daozong's house is cleaned up too..."
Chen Chu smiled and said, "He's been talking nonsense all day. Don't bother tidying it up. Don't let your good intentions be wasted. This house has good feng shui; you might ruin it!"
Liu Bingbing blinked her big eyes, punched Chen Chu's shoulder with her little fist, and laughed, "You can't say anything nice. Zhang Daozong is quite pitiful! A lonely old man, do you think I don't know that? You half-grown kids give him nicknames, calling him 'Old Taoist Zhang'..."
"Hehe!" Chen Chu laughed happily, thinking to himself that he was the one who gave Zhang Laodao this name.
Chen Chu chuckled and said, "Then you feel sorry for him, so why don't you become his wife? The old man will be so happy he'll faint, and he might just die of a sudden hiccup."
"Get lost... You can't expect anything good to come out of a dog's mouth..." Liu Bingbing pushed him again.
Chen Chu chuckled and said, "If ivory could come out of a dog's mouth, I wouldn't go to school or farm anymore, and I'd raise dogs every day."
Why?
"That's worth a lot of money!"
Liu Bingbing blushed, and gently pushed him away, saying, "Let's go!"
The two exchanged glances. Chen Chu started his motorcycle and drove forward. At that moment, Dr. Yuan, wearing a white coat and carrying a medicine box, grinned.
"Oh no, oh no, my Bingbing, what if this kid takes her away again? Oh no, oh no..." Doctor Yuan stamped his feet, looking as if he was about to cry.
...
Chen Chu carried Liu Bingbing on his back at a slow speed, partly to enjoy the gentle touch of her breasts against his back, and partly because Liu Bingbing was sick.
Although the two were not married, they had slept together several times. They were just roommates, and besides, the other woman was good-looking. These guys are all flirtatious and only flirt with women. If a woman is ugly, they would want to strangle her and throw her into a septic tank to decompose without any pity. Of course, some people have different aesthetic standards.
If it's a pretty woman, she'd love to be like a little puppy in someone's arms, rubbing against their chest.
Women are pretty much the same; the moment they see a handsome man, their eyes practically pop out of their heads. When a male celebrity appears, they pounce on him like rhinos in heat.
Ultimately, there's not much fun in pornography.
Chen Chu carried Liu Bingbing to the house with practiced ease. After thinking for a moment, he parked the motorcycle elsewhere before entering the house.
Liu Bingbing's home is not big, but it is very clean.
The two went inside. Liu Bingbing changed into slippers and, seeing that her mother wasn't home, took out her phone and made a call.
"Mom, where did you go? Where are you?" Liu Bingbing asked anxiously.
Her mother is still in a wheelchair, but she goes out for walks when she has nothing to do. Her biggest dream is to get her mother an electric car that can be remotely controlled and runs quickly, so she doesn't have to use her hands to pull the wheels all the time. Her hands are so tired from pulling the wheels that they've practically grown branches.
The sound of mahjong being played came from the other end of the phone; her mother was gambling there.
"Bingbing, your aunt and I are at her friend's house! Oh, it's that aunt you met last time. Her son just came back from studying abroad. Oh my, he's got a PhD, really...hehe..."
Liu Bingbing pouted in anger.
Chen Chu heard this too, and couldn't help but reach out and touch Liu Bingbing's waist, pinching and squeezing it.
Women are always missing half, and so are men. If a woman hasn't experienced a man before, she's afraid, a little terrified of things like sex, but after sex, she might start to like him and begin to accept him.
It's not just about personality tolerance and acceptance; the QQ accounts below also start adapting to each other's size and shape. After a period of adaptation, they become more and more affectionate, and over time, feelings develop. It's impossible to have no feelings after doing that for so long and experiencing so much friction.
Chen Chu put his arm around her waist, smelled the fragrance emanating from Liu Bingbing's body, and looked at the half-cup of her large breasts on her fair neck, which made him feel really aroused.
Liu Bingbing felt a pressure on her buttocks, blushed slightly, and said, "Mom, when are you coming back?"
"Yeah, I ate lunch at your aunt's... She'll bring me back this afternoon. By the way, if you're free, take some time off and come back. Why don't you go to Hancheng and buy some clothes, dress up nicely? You're such a grown woman now, wear more revealing clothes. No wonder fewer guys are chasing you than your mother did back then. I was a real beauty in the production team. Your father chased away so many young men before he finally won me over. Even now, some of my old flames are writing me love letters. You should take note..."
Liu Bingbing slapped her forehead.
She's similar to her father at home; both are rather quiet. Her mother is optimistic and outgoing, otherwise she wouldn't be able to go play mahjong even though she's in a wheelchair.
Liu Bingbing was pouting when Chen Chu asked, "Is Mom coming back this afternoon?"
"Yeah, that's right... Ah!"
Liu Bingbing suddenly cried out, her soft body already being picked up by Chen Chu.
"Chen Chu, what are you doing?"
Chen Chu chuckled.
"Since Mom's not home, I'll go check out your bed..."