The next day, Qin Ming returned to the Heaven Dou Royal Academy with the other six team members,
while Yu Tianheng followed the group from Shrek Academy back to their institution.
When Yu Tianheng arrived at Shrek Academy, he was stunned,
Is this really Teacher Qin's alma mater?
Is this what it looks like?
So dilapidated?
He's seen run-down places, but nothing like this,
Is this really an academy?
He would believe it if someone called it a fly-by-night school.It's not that there's a village next to the academy,
but rather there's an academy within the village.
"Did I really not see it wrong?"
Yu Tianheng asked Yu Xiaogang with wide eyes,
"Is this it?"
Yu Xiaogang nodded,
"You didn't see it wrong,"
"Now you know how poor the conditions here are."
"But actually, it's not too bad, after all, the teaching staff is strong."
At this moment, Yu Xiaogang was no longer influenced by the need to modify his words and spoke his mind,
now clearly showing a bit of worldly wisdom.Upon hearing this, Flanders also smiled,
"Although there aren't many students, only eight,"
"But there are quite a few teachers, not counting your uncle,"
"Five teachers,"
"You might have heard a bit about our reputations,"
"My name is Flanders, and together with your uncle and another, we made a name for ourselves as the Golden Iron Triangle,"
"This is Zhao Wuji, known as the Immovable King,"
"And Shao Xin, you might not know the name, but I'll just say one thing, a Food System Soul Sage,"
"Lastly, Li Yusong and Lu Qibin, their names might not be as renowned, but each is a Soul Emperor."Yu Tianheng was thoroughly impressed by the teaching staff of Shrek Academy.
"This is simply extraordinary," he remarked.
"Even the most basic teachers are Soul Emperors."
"No wonder it's so formidable," he added.
Flander smiled, "That's only natural. Shrek Academy is quite renowned in the soul master community," he said.
"However, fame aside, most of the talents who come here are those without status."
At this point, he sighed.
The world is never short of geniuses; what's lacking are the geniuses he can coax into joining.There are numerous buildings within Shrek Academy,
and soon a room was arranged for Yu Tianheng.
"Let's take a break for the next three days,"
"After three days, we'll assist Yu Tianheng in hunting for his fourth soul ring."
Flender arranged the follow-up matters,
since Yu Tianheng had suddenly broken through to the fortieth level,
He would be staying here for a long time,
and naturally, they couldn't treat him poorly,
Moreover, this was also Qin Ming's request.After settling in, Yu Tianheng couldn't help but lament the harsh living conditions here. It was not just ordinary hardship; he had never experienced anything like this before. Meanwhile, after returning to their room, Yu Xiaogang immediately pulled down Tang San's pants. "Quick!" he urged. "Fart," he demanded. "Little San, hurry up and let me take a whiff!" Yu Xiaogang had been deeply troubled by the lack of farts to inhale over the past couple of days, to the point where he was nearly going insane. He had been enduring it with great difficulty until now.Tang San frowned and said,
"Wife, this is not acceptable,"
"You're really addicted to farting!"
"Look at what you've become?"
"It's exactly like being addicted to drugs!"
"You must quit it!"
Yu Xiaogang shook his head frantically,
"This is definitely not it, I just urgently need to cultivate!"
He suddenly thrust his face forward,
"Hurry, Xiao San, hurry!"
"I really can't take it anymore."
"One puff, Xiao San,"
"Just one puff!""Just let me take one more puff!"
Tang San shook his head in refusal, "No," "Absolutely not," "Honey, you can't keep doing this, you have to quit. Look at what you've become?"
Yu Xiaogang's eyes were bloodshot, "Xiao San, what's wrong with me?" "I just want to absorb some essence to cultivate," "Am I wrong?" "I just want to cultivate," "Are you going to cut off my path to cultivation?"Tang San sighed and still summoned his martial soul.
"Second Soul Skill!"
"Accumulate Fart!"
"First Soul Skill!"
"Fart like Forging Iron, Strike with All Might, Tang San's Fart!"
He shouted his soul incantation and fiercely threw the Blue Silver Hammer in his hand.
"Bang!"With a loud noise,
A fart burst out,
Yu Xiaogang began to inhale it with great proficiency,
Taking a deep breath in one go,
Instantly,
Yu Xiaogang felt extremely spirited,
Comfortable all over,
Even feeling as if his talent had greatly improved,
With this fart,
Yu Xiaogang's body suddenly shook violently,
His aura abruptly soared,
Soul power breakthrough,
Level 32!
"Hiss!"Yu Xiaogang instinctively wanted to exhale a breath of turbid air, but upon noticing the lingering fart around, he switched from exhaling to inhaling, absorbing the dispersed fart.
Yu Xiaogang instantly felt as if he had come back to life.
"Xiao San, you see,"
"I absorb farts solely for the sake of cultivation,"
"How could it possibly be an addiction?"
Yu Xiaogang stood up, brimming with pride.Tang San nodded.
His wife was really a handful.
He knew that Yu Xiaogang was addicted,
but since he could cultivate, he might as well help him with it.
After all, there weren't many days left for cultivation.
Wasn't the ultimate pursuit in life just cultivation?
He might as well lend a hand.
"Xiao San, come on, release two more, I want to absorb more,"
"I've found that absorbing your farts speeds up my cultivation significantly."
Tang San nodded and immediately released the second fart,
"Bang!"Yu Tianheng's residence was not far from the dormitory shared by Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.
While the other members of Shrek Academy might have grown accustomed to the occasional sound of flatulence,
for Yu Tianheng, who was visiting for the first time,
the first instance seemed like a mere coincidence.
However, when it happened a second time, he was utterly bewildered.
How could there be such a commotion again?
He immediately headed towards the dormitory of Tang San and Yu Xiaogang.
"Uncle, Tang San?"He knocked on the door and found no movement inside, immediately feeling a bit worried, he pushed the door open to take a look. At that moment, Yu Xiaogang inside had already opened his mouth, fully prepared.
Tang San suddenly let out a fart, Boom! A surge of yellow gas violently sprayed outward.
The fierce airflow caused Yu Tianheng's clothes to wildly flap outward, his body even becoming a bit unsteady, the fart was too powerful.
At this moment, Tang San noticed something was amiss, Yu Tianheng was actually watching from outside!
"Wife... wife, stop it quickly!"But Yu Xiaogang was in high spirits and couldn't possibly stop. Hearing Tang San's words, he was a bit puzzled, "Huh? What's wrong?" He then very skillfully and vigorously inhaled deeply.
"Ah," "That feels great!" "This is the way to cultivate."
Yu Tianheng was dumbfounded. Is this the Shrek Academy? Their cultivation methods are so unconventional? This is too outrageous!
They really are monsters! Tang San quickly pulled up his pants.Only after Yu Xiaogang had finished inhaling did he finally realize that Yu Tianheng had been watching at the door, and he wondered when he had arrived!
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