『 On the screen of the Time Variance Authority, Logan murmured as he died.
Deadpool had a complete breakdown. "Logan?! The guy with the steel forks?!! Wolverine, right? Hurry up and shut down that gloomy, dead face!"
But Mr. Paradox shook his head. "Mr. Wade, we cannot stop this process."
"Normally, there are still thousands of years left," Mr. Paradox said with a strange look on his face. "But thousands of years is still too slow. I can't wait."
"What do you mean?" Deadpool was a bit dazed.
"It means I was only put in charge of monitoring until the final end of your universe. No matter what those managers upstairs like to do, I refuse to stand guard at an outpost and waste my life waiting for it all to happen."
Simply put, in the past, they would prune them directly. But the Time Variance Authority didn't like doing that anymore. However, he liked it~
The multiverse didn't need hospice care; what it needed was a merciful killer!
"And I am that merciful killer!" 』
『 .....』
〜A Certain Magical Index World〜
Countless stars vied to shine. In the Windowless Building, Aleister was still receiving vast amounts of knowledge.
He raised his head, his eyes seemingly containing a vast sea of stars.
After accepting the concept of the multiverse and truly understanding the path to godhood within it, an uncontrollable pity for life arose in his heart.
Life—the most massive foundation, yet so fragile and small—was far too tragic.
Their lives and deaths were decided at the whim of others. They could not resist, and they did not even know it was happening.
As expected, such a world was wrong.
—
〜Shinza Bansho Universe〜
In a bizarre and chaotic space—
With blonde hair, dark skin, and a naturally born third eye, Hajun had a wicked smile on his face.
He didn't object to what this guy was saying. It was just a bunch of disposable things anyway. What did it matter if they were wiped out?
In fact, Hajun felt it wasn't enough!
Why give these guys a chance to survive? Why should garbage born from a mountain of feces exist alongside him?
Therefore, they just needed to be destroyed. This world only needed him to exist!
An egotistical desire that transcended the normal bounds of godhood, the Law of the Sixth Throne—All Die But Me!
Hajun looked at the Time Variance Authority on the screen with mixed feelings of joy and anger. Perhaps he could merge all timelines of his world into one, making it easier to destroy when the time came.
But this kind of slaughter wasn't what he wanted. What he pursued was a battle of domineering, despairing, and crushing power!
—
『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
They don't prune directly anymore?
Everyone showed an 'as expected' look. This was indeed a story that took place after Loki.
Loki had taken the highest seat, becoming the supreme existence of the Time Variance Authority, and had changed some of the TVA's rules and regulations.
Back in Loki's time, the Time Variance Authority would directly prune an unreasonable future universe.
For them, that was indeed an efficient and convenient method. But for the lives in that timeline, it was the greatest malice!
Imagine you were in mortal danger, but before the doctor could arrive, a random passerby suddenly walked up to you and snapped your neck to 'end your pain quickly.'
No one could accept having their path to survival cut off.
The Time Variance Authority was far too arrogant. Countless existences in the MCU wore cold expressions.
They weren't allowed to do anything to change the timeline, yet the TVA could do whatever it wanted?
Perhaps… the Time Variance Authority was the greatest enemy of the multiverse!
They seemingly prevented chaos, but how was this any different from the Human Order of the Fate world?
Classifying unreasonable worlds as Lostbelts and then pruning them? It was nothing more than bullying those worlds for not having stronger, more reasonable existences.
At the same time, everyone was even more curious. When the Time Variance Authority encountered a universe timeline they wanted to prune, how would they do it?
Would they accelerate the flow of time infinitely? Or would they directly erase and obliterate the timeline from its very root?
.....
『 Deadpool wore his mask, making his expression unreadable, though his bobbing head looked somewhat comical.
He looked at the item Mr. Paradox was pointing to on the screen and asked in confusion, "What? Is that some kind of iconic prop?"
"This is the Time Ripper. An accelerator. Once assembled, I can use it to destroy the space-time matrix of your universe."
Mr. Paradox's face turned somewhat grim as he said bluntly, "Actually, I don't want to work for the Time Variance Authority at all. I want to control this place!"
"And the first step is to let this organization know that their efficiency can be greatly improved. I will give your universe a quick death."
Deadpool understood. At this moment, he felt he was so incredibly kind~
Deadpool scratched his bumpy scalp, then headbutted Mr. Paradox, breaking his nose. He snatched the other man's Tempad and returned to his own universe.
Amidst the heavy snow, Deadpool dug furiously. Then, he dug up a gleaming skeleton.
It was Wolverine's Adamantium skeleton. He knew that everything the Time Variance Authority said was true!
Deadpool despaired. He roared in anger, "FUCK!!! Who the fuck told you to die, you bastard?!" 』
『 .....』
〜Myriad Worlds livestream Chat〜
[ Deadpool (Earth-10005): "Logan, you son of a bitch! Why did you have to die! Speak to me, you motherfucker! Do you know how helpless, desperate, and broken I am?!" ]
[ The Batman Who Laughs (DCEU Earth -12): "Pfft, hahahahahaha! Deadpool is too pitiful!" ]
[ Laura Kinney (Earth-10005): "Helpless, desperate, and broken, and then you dug up my dad's grave???" ]
[ Nathan Summers (Earth-10005): "Minor detail, minor detail. Can't we just bury him back in? Deadpool just wanted to confirm if it was true~" ]
[ .....]
『 Just as Deadpool was crying like a child, the TVA Minutemen had already found this place to arrest him. After all, he was a guy who had beaten up his superior.
"Whew… old friend, we're going to fight side-by-side again!" Deadpool cast a firm glance at the skeleton of Wolverine beside him, then, without hesitation, he ripped out two of his ribs and threw them!
Two Minutemen were impaled and died on the spot. Taking advantage of the enemy's dazed state, Deadpool grabbed Wolverine's tailbone and smashed it hard against the crowd!
Before long, several dead bodies lay on the ground.
Deadpool didn't idle around either. Since his universe would be destroyed without Wolverine, wouldn't it be fine if he just went to a universe that had a Wolverine and brought him back?
No sooner said than done. Deadpool immediately used the Tempad to travel across various universes. 』
『 .....』
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
Wolverine's face was already filled with a 'benevolent' expression. As expected, he really, truly disliked that guy!
Deadpool… Wolverine's fists clenched, making a cracking sound. The next time he saw that guy, he would definitely stuff his head up his own ass!
But his eyes remained glued to Deadpool on the screen. He wanted to see what he would look like in other universes!
—
『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Watching the TVA Minutemen get brutally beaten by Deadpool, everyone fell into thought.
They already understood the previous time management system. To put it simply, He Who Remains created the TVA, and the members below were all kidnapped from various timelines to work.
So… the TVA seemed to possess supreme authority and power, but in reality, only the few people at the very top actually had real power?
But as the boss, couldn't he boost his employees' strength? For instance, they could easily just give them an Infinity Stone, right?
However, everyone wasn't too surprised. After all, if the TVA were truly peerlessly powerful, wouldn't time disruptors like Kang the Conqueror have been caught long ago?
.....
『 "Hey, it's you," Deadpool stepped through a portal into a universe and met this universe's Wolverine in a bar.
A Wolverine about five feet tall jumped down from his stool, looking at Deadpool with an unfriendly expression. "Who the fuck are you?"
"Oh my god… look at this furry little athlete. Kid, you are amazing. You're so short, yet so comic-accurate," Deadpool remarked.
But clearly, this wasn't the one he was looking for.
Next, in his limited time, Deadpool continuously traveled through countless universes in search of Wolverine.
An old Wolverine, a young Wolverine, a classic Wolverine, Wolverine vs. Hulk, and even a legendary limited-edition Superman-style Wolverine!
But no matter which universe's Wolverine it was, they all held immense hostility toward Deadpool, drawing their claws the moment they saw him!
Finally, Deadpool arrived at a bar and saw a depressed, universally despised Wolverine.
And for this very reason, Wolverine chose to follow Deadpool to the Time Variance Authority. 』
『 .....』
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
Wolverine had a bewildered look on his face. Although he indeed wasn't very popular, he shouldn't be despised by everyone, right?
Even bars didn't want him? And he was so depressed. What kind of heinous thing did his counterpart in that universe do to deserve such treatment?
Time Variance Authority—
Loki looked at the depressed, despised Wolverine on the screen in deep thought. With a wave of his hand, countless original records of stories appeared before him.
"A depressed, despised Wolverine… Old Man Logan?"
Loki quickly figured out which universe this Wolverine came from and what he had done.
Simply put, in that universe, a corrupted Hulk, Red Skull, Magneto, and Doctor Doom had divided up the entire Earth.
To stop being oppressed by superheroes, the villains united and launched an attack on them, and the X-Mansion was ambushed by forty villains!
To prevent the X-Mansion from being desecrated by the villains, Wolverine fought a bloody battle against forty villains alone!
But… after Wolverine killed everyone, he finally snapped out of it. It turned out he had long fallen under Mysterio's illusion. The ones he was fighting weren't villains at all, but his closest comrades and teammates!
"Tsk tsk tsk. This kind of blow is truly difficult to recover from,"
Loki sighed.
Truth be told, people who used illusions were indeed terrifying.
But compared to him, they were still a bit lacking. Illusions were, in the end, just lies and fabrications, whereas he was real~
—
『 When Deadpool dragged the dead-drunk Wolverine to the Time Variance Authority, Mr. Paradox's face instantly twisted into a bitter frown.
This absolute worst Wolverine in the multiverse wouldn't work at all. Deadpool's universe was still going to be destroyed!
"Your universe is still going to end. The humane thing to do is to give it a quick death," Mr. Paradox said as he picked up a small pastry and ate it with relish.
"…? My universe is ending, and that makes you work up an appetite?" Deadpool asked in bewilderment.
"And I'm about to lose everything, all because of this stupid mutt?" Dissatisfied, Deadpool demanded to see these guys' boss right now!
But as soon as those words fell, everyone's expressions froze. Deadpool was also struck with realization and shock.
It turned out the boss didn't know anything at all. It was just these punks causing trouble down here!
Deadpool said angrily, "Stop pretending! I can hear your sphincters tightening from anxiety. Right now, I'm going to file a comp—"
But before he could finish, Mr. Paradox pruned them both directly! 』
『 .....』
『 Viewers of Myriad Worlds 』
Everyone raised their eyebrows. This plot… was starting to look familiar?
Committing an offense — being caught by the TVA — throwing a tantrum — being pruned. So next was…?
Going to the Void? Then, conquering the temporal storm entity, Alioth? Opening the Citadel at the End of Time to meet He Who Remains… oh wait, it should be Loki now?
Amusement welled up in everyone's hearts. If things really unfolded like this…
Then wouldn't Loki become a joke?
But there was still one thing everyone didn't know: how much time had passed since Loki's event?
If it had been an eternity, perhaps the guess above might actually be true.
.....
『 The Void—
When Deadpool woke up, he saw Wolverine looking at him with an unfriendly expression. Then, sharp claws tore through Deadpool's flesh, lifting him up!
Wolverine angrily demanded to know where Deadpool had brought him!
Deadpool was utterly dazed. This place looked a bit like Mad Max, didn't it? But did they have the copyright?
Before Deadpool could ponder further, intense pain struck again. Wolverine stabbed Deadpool's balls directly, then threw him away.
Deadpool crawled up from the ground, humbly begging Wolverine to help him save his world.
But Wolverine wasn't buying it at all. "In your dreams!" 』
『 .....』
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
Wolverine let out a wicked laugh. As for whether he was an Anchor Being or not, he didn't care at all.
Just looking at Deadpool's face, which looked like an asshole, was already hard to tolerate.
How could he possibly become partners with that jerk?! For something like that to happen, his own face would have to turn into an asshole first!
—
『 Seeing that Wolverine wasn't buying it, Deadpool immediately unleashed his silver tongue, pushing Wolverine's anger to the limit.
The two glared at each other, killing intent running rampant!
"Fine! Let's go! If that's the case, let's give the audience some red meat! We gotta make it worth the price of admission. That's how we make it fun!"
With that, the two clashed!
Blades clashed, and their fierce, ruthless attacks pierced through each other's bodies every single time!
Fortunately, their healing factors had reached a terrifying level. Deep, bone-deep wounds healed in the blink of an eye!
In the end, Wolverine, acting on his beastly instincts, gained the upper hand. Just as he was about to chop off Deadpool's head, Deadpool yielded.
"Wait, wait, wait!" Deadpool shouted!
Wolverine, who was about to slice Deadpool's head off, stopped and asked, "Fix what?!"
"Fix whatever you did! The reason you fell! Didn't those assholes at the TVA say so?!"
"If they have the power to end my universe, they can also change yours! We can go back and rewrite your world, together. I promise you," Deadpool said, soothing Wolverine's raging heart. 』
『 .....』
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-10005〜
Deadpool let out a disdainful sneer.
Heh, what happened to that playing-hard-to-get attitude from earlier? This little mutt, your Uncle Deadpool, knows your deepest, darkest secret—like where you hid the last slice of pizza—with just a single glance!
Refusing? It was just because the offer wasn't high enough!
What a terrible guy!
Deadpool thought disdainfully, but soon his body froze. Wait… he didn't actually know how to rewrite Wolverine's universe, did he?
So he was lying to him? Deadpool shuddered, already imagining the scene of Wolverine's fury once he found out the truth.
—
『 Hearing this, Wolverine began to hesitate. It felt like… what this guy was saying sounded somewhat real?
Right at this moment, a dark-robed figure suddenly appeared in the distance. "Hey! If you fight among yourselves, you'll definitely lose!"
Hearing this incredibly familiar voice, Deadpool's scalp instantly went numb with excitement!
"Oh, my god…"
Wolverine raised an eyebrow. "Who is that?"
"It's him," Deadpool murmured in awe. "An inspirational, chicken-soup-for-the-soul superhero, an A-list white superstar, who can satisfy all of the audience's expectations."
Both Wolverine and the dark-robed man knew this guy was a psycho and ignored him. The dark-robed man pointed behind them.
Billowing smoke rolled in as a fleet of armored vehicles rushed toward the three.
And the dark-robed man finally revealed his true face!
IT WAS STEVE ROGER!!!! 』
『 .....』
〜Marvel Cinematic Universe, Earth-????〜
In the Avengers headquarters, Steve stood up proudly, puffing out his chest, the corner of his mouth curving up at a 45-degree angle.
As expected, at the crucial moment, I still have to make an appearance!
I am indeed the backbone of the Avengers!
Now, let's watch my performance!
Little did he know, a historic, legendary Marvel meme-Worthy moment was about to be born!
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