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After many exchanges, Hulk was reluctant to go with Thor. So Thor suddenly said: "Fine. Stay here. Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. The red, the white. Just pick a color."
Thor stepped back. While pointing at the layout of the entire room, he sneered. "Ridiculous."
Hulk's sat on a chair. Looking at Thor's back, he muttered, "Smash you."
Thor suddenly turned around and said, "You didn't smash anything. I won that fight."
Hulk said angrily, "I smashed you."
Thor said: "Yeah, sure, sure."
Hulk said again: "Baby arms."
Thor stopped. "What?"
Hulk suddenly threw the pumpkin over. "Baby."
Thor scolded: "Moron! You big child."
Hulk loudly said: "Thor go!"
Thor, who was about to reach the door, turned around and said, "I am going."
The next moment, he looked back, and he was hit by an invisible electric shock access control device. Screaming, he fell to the ground twitching while Hulk slapped his legs and burst out laughing when he saw it.
"I'm going to die laughing."
"Thor's bluff failed."
"Hulk is really cute."
"Hulk's way of speaking is cute and muffled."
"Hulk looks stupid, but it was obvious that it was on purpose."
"I almost choked on my pumpkin."
"Hulk's lines are so childish, like a child."
"Kindergarten-level insults."
"Hulk only has the IQ of a child."
"It's like two little kids arguing."
Thor was twitching on the ground while Hulk kept slapping his leg. "Thor go again."
Getting off his seat, Hulk said: "Thor home."
It didn't take long for Thor to wake up. He was still looking out the window at the Quinjet as he still wanted to leave this place. Hulk had brought his equipment and was carrying a hammer. "Hulk trains."
Thor smiled and said, "That's great. Have fun."
At the door, the female scavenger greeted Thor, "Hey, big guy!"
Hulk responded: "Angry girl."
The female scavenger asked: "What have you been up to?"
Hulk said: "Winning."
The two gradually drifted away, and Thor sighed. Looking outside, he suddenly closed his eyes and whispered, "Heimdall, I know you can see me. I need you to help me. Help me see."
The viewers watched with anticipation. Heimdall, as the gatekeeper of Asgard, could see every corner of the Nine Realms. No one knew if he could see Thor's location.
The next moment, countless people exclaimed.
Thor suddenly opened his eyes, and the pupils in both eyes became the same as Heimdall's pupils. The screen flickered, and Thor appeared in a passageway. Turning back, he saw Heimdall with a sword on his back.
Heimdall looked at him and said, "I see you, but you're far away."
Thor looked around in disbelief and said, "What's going on here?"
"Come see for yourself." Heimdall gestured inward.
The two walked through several passages, and ahead was the palace of Asgard. War and flames burned all around, different from the peaceful moment before.
Heimdall said, "I'm providing refuge in a stronghold built by our ancestors. But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost."
Thor looked at him and said, "You're talking about evacuating Asgard?"
Suddenly, an undead army walked past. Everyone quickly pressed themselves against the wall.
Heimdall said, "We won't last long if we stay. She draws her power from Asgard and grows stronger every day. Come on."
Heimdall led everyone forward quickly. "Hela is ravenous. If I let her leave, she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos."
Heimdall stared at Thor and said, "We need you."
"I'm working on it." Thor shook his head. "But I don't even know where the hell I am."
Heimdall stepped back and said, "You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one."
"Which one?" Thor asked.
Heimdall pulled out the sword behind him and slashed through Thor's body. But Thor was not really there, so Heimdall's sword smashed the undead army charging from behind. "The big one."
Thor jolted awake in the red-and-white room, and the abnormality in his pupils disappeared. He was breathing heavily.
"Hela absorbs the power of Asgard, then devours the Nine Realms!"
"This is basically the female version of Dormammu."
"If Strange were there, could he trap her with the Eye of Agamotto?"
"Not necessarily. Hela already said the Tesseract was fine, and the Eye of Agamotto is also an Infinity Stone."
"It's not unreasonable for the strong to remain strong."
"Thor must go back. If he doesn't, Asgard is really finished."
"Heimdall's eyes are so awesome. Could they be Infinity Stones too?"
"Come on, you treat the Infinity Stones like cheap street goods."
"Hela, Dormammu, the purple monster, who's stronger?"
"I guess it's the purple monster. How could something that powerful not cause real shockwaves?"
While the audience discussed endlessly, night fell in the footage.
Thor grabbed the button-like object around his neck, trying to tear it off. But he didn't know how it had fused onto him, as it simply could not be forcibly removed.
The movement woke Hulk up. Hulk sat up and looked at Thor. "Thor sad."
Thor reprimanded: "Shut up."
Hulk walked up to him, pushing him down, and said: "Thor sad."
Thor angrily said, "I'm not sad, you idiot. I'm pissed off!"
Hulk said. "Oh."
Thor walked to the sandbag and kicked it away with one strike, venting his anger. "Angry. I lost my father. I lost my hammer."
Hulk scoffed and said, "Whining and crying. Cry like baby."
Thor kicked the shelf away. "You're not even listening."
Hulk threw the shield over and said, "Don't kick stuff."
Thor said angrily, "You're being a really bad friend."
Hulk clenched his fists and replied to Thor: "You bad friend!"
Thor looked at him and said, "You know what we call you?"
"No!"
Thor angrily said, "We call you the stupid Avenger."
Hulk was enraged. He picked up the axe and threw it at Thor. "You're tiny Avenger!"
The giant axe embedded itself into the wall, so Thor angrily said, "What, are you crazy?"
Hulk picked up another weapon and said, "Yes."
Thor did not back down: "You know what? Earth does hate you."
As he spoke, Thor deliberately pointed at him. Hearing this, Hulk dropped the weapon in his hand. He let out a long breath, like a child clenching his fists to vent frustration. Then sat back down in his giant seat.
"This really is two kids fighting."
"Hulk is super cute."
"Kindergarten quarrel."
"The point is that Thor refuses to back down."
"Pouting unhappily, hahaha."
"You two idiots."
"Hulk's aggrieved expression is so cute."
"Hulk is actually pretty pitiful. Nobody likes him, and he finally found a sense of belonging on Sakaar."
"If it were me, I'd probably be angry too."
Thor seemed to realize that his words had gone too far. "I'm sorry I said those things."
Hulk turned his head away, looking extremely aggrieved, so Thor said awkwardly, "You're not the stupid Avenger. Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger."
Hulk looked back at him, and his anger also faded. "It's okay."
Thor placed his hands on Hulk's shoulders and said, "You just can't go around throwing shields at people. Could have killed me."
Hulk apologized, "I know. I'm sorry. I just get so angry all the time. Hulk always, always angry."
As he spoke, Hulk displayed an angry expression, and his hands waved through the air.
Thor looked at him and said calmly, "I know. We're the same, you and I. We're just a couple of hot-headed fools."
Hulk nodded and said, "Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water."
But Thor said, "We're kind of both like fire."
Hulk added, "But Hulk likes real fire. Hulk like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire."
Thor immediately laughed at Hulk's comparison.
"Two foolish sons."
"Like an angry wife throwing a tantrum."
"Acting wronged like a child."
"Upset like a one-ton kid."
"Hulk has emotions, too."
"Who isn't someone's precious baby?"
"Hulk is angry, the kind that can't be comforted."
"It's like kindergarten children arguing."
"Two little brats fighting."
"That's actually pretty accurate."
Thor looked at Hulk. With a sincere expression, he said, "Hulk, I need you to do something for me."
Hulk nodded. "Hmm?"
The screen shifted.
Hulk stood at the front, holding a hammer as the female scavenger walked in through the doorway.
Hulk looked at her and said, "Angry girl."
The two played around for a while, when she smiled and said, "What's going on? What are you..."
Before she could finish speaking, she suddenly noticed Thor walking out from the corner. The Valkyrie's expression immediately darkened.
She walked over Hulk, then she glared at Thor and said, "You're so thick-headed that you can't tell... when someone's hiding all the way across the universe and wants to be left alone."
While the Valkyrie walked toward the door, Thor said, "We need to talk."
The Valkyrie turned her head and replied, "No, you wanna talk to me."
Thor hurriedly said to Hulk, "I need her to stay."
Hulk asked. "Stay? Block."
As he spoke, he ripped a giant bone from the wall, then violently hurled it toward the Valkyrie, blocking her path. "Stay. Please."
Thor also added, "Please."
The Valkyrie turned around and paused for a moment. "All right. Here's the deal."
She walked over to the wine cabinet and picked up a bottle. "I'll listen to you... till this is empty."
The moment she finished speaking, she pulled out the cork and began drinking.
Thor said seriously, "Asgard is in danger, and people are dying. We need to get back there. I need your help."
Before he could finish speaking, Thor was surprised at the sight before him. "Wow."
The massive bottle of alcohol had already been emptied by the Valkyrie while he was talking. She hiccuped, then looked at Thor and said, "Finished. Bye."
With a drop, the bottle shattered on the floor. The Valkyrie turned and walked away.
Thor sighed, then raised his head and said, "Odin is dead."
The Valkyrie suddenly stopped and she slowly looked back at Thor.
Thor continued, "Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard."
The Valkyrie replied coldly, "If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost."
Thor said firmly, "I'm going to stop her."
The Valkyrie sized him up from head to toe, then sneered. "Alone?"
Thor answered, "Nope. I'm putting together a team. It's me, you, and the big guy."
Behind him, Hulk muttered while playing with a ball, "No. No team. Only Hulk."
Thor's eyelids twitched, so he quickly corrected himself. "It's me and you."
The Valkyrie bluntly replied, "I think it's only you."
Thor hurried over and grabbed her arm. "Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are a legend. Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne."
The Valkyrie shouted, "I'm not getting dragged into another one of Odin's family squabbles."
Thor frowned in confusion. "What's that supposed to mean?"
The Valkyrie explained, "Your sister. Her power comes from Asgard, the same as yours. When it grew beyond Odin's control, she massacred everyone in the palace... and tried to seize the throne. When she tried to escape her banishment... he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back."
The Valkyrie stared directly at Thor, then said calmly, "I only survived because... Look, I already faced her once back when I believed in the throne... and it cost me everything. That's what's wrong with Asgard."
She sneered coldly. "The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham."
After speaking, the Valkyrie walked toward the exit again. As she passed Thor, he grabbed her arm once more. "I agree."
The Valkyrie reacted instantly, and a dagger appeared at Thor's throat. "Don't get familiar."
Thor signed and continued, "I agree. That's why I turned down the throne."
The Valkyrie pushed the dagger to his throat again, but he pushed it aside. "But this isn't about the crown. This is about the people. They're dying, and they're your people, too."
The Valkyrie shoved Thor away. "Forget it. I have."
Thor nodded lightly. "Okay."
The Valkyrie frowned. "Okay?"
Thor said. "Good. Great."
"Great." The Valkyrie looked confused.
Thor said. "Thank you"
She asked, "For what?"
"For this." Thor raised his hand, and in it was the remote control for the device around his neck. "Didn't see that, did you?"
The Valkyrie's expression instantly changed, and Thor grinned. "There... That's better."
After pressing the button, he easily removed the control device from his neck.
"You know, go ahead. Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic. Keep drinking, keep hiding. But me..." Thor turned around just as Hulk tossed him the ball.
After catching it, Thor looked directly at the Valkyrie. "I choose to run toward my problems and not away from them."
His voice was firm and confident, filled with contempt toward the Valkyrie's escape from reality. As he spoke, Thor hurled the ball hard against the glass wall, then continued looking at the Valkyrie. "Because that's what..."
Before he could finish, the ball rebounded at full speed and smashed into his head, knocking him flat onto the floor.
The chat instantly flared.
"Ultimate social demise!"
"Damn! Thor's IQ is basically Hulk's level!"
"Thor, are you trying to kill me with laughter?!"
"Absolute nuclear-level comedy!"
"That intimidation attempt failed spectacularly!"
"Forgive me, but I can't stop laughing."
"Thor is the embodiment of embarrassment!"
"Hahaha, my stomach hurts!"
"But this Valkyrie lady is definitely joining Thor."
"Yeah, even if Thor embarrassed himself, his words still got through."
"Hope Thor can persuade her."
"Whoa! Thor went to find that jet!"
"Is he trying to escape?"
"Doesn't feel that simple."