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Chapter 161 - Chapter : 114 : The Revengers

With Valkyrie's past, not just the sluggish Loki, it also shocked the audience. The scene was filled with heroic grief.

While the audience is still discussing, the screen jumps. The scene that emerges is one of celebration.

Thor and Banner weaved through the crowd in fancy clothes. While Banner was in a trance, Thor helped him sit in the corner. "The sun's going down. It's getting really low. The sun's going down. It's getting really low."

Banner wiped his face with his hands. "Oh, shoot."

The mouth cursed constantly.

Thor was still chattering: "The sun is getting low."

Banner couldn't help but ask, "Would you stop saying that?"

Thor said, "I just need you to stay calm."

Banner collapsed: "Calm? I'm on an alien planet!"

Thor said lightly, " It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before."

Banner stretched out his hand frantically and said, "Yeah. One."

Thor looked at him and said calmly, " Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. It's a new experience."

Banner clutched his head in pain and said, " My neurons, they're firing faster than my brain can handle the information. The whole thing is totally different this time."

Banner's expression was as incredible as discovering a new world. He seems to worry about asking and not understanding. He explained to Thor again: " In the past, I always felt like Hulk, and I each had a hand on the wheel. But this time, it's like he had the keys to the car and I was locked in the trunk."

Thor looked around, then he affirmed to Banner: "All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters."

Banner said honestly, "No, it's not what matters. What I'm trying to tell you is that if I turn into the Hulk again, Banner may never come back. And we're stranded on a planet that is designed to stress me out."

Thor patted him on the shoulder and said, "We're not stranded. I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home."

Banner immediately said, "Thank you."

Thor said: "Not your home, though. Asgard. My home."

There was a question mark on Banner's forehead. "What?"

Thor began his speech again.

"Listen, my people are in great danger. You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being, who also happens to be my sister."

Banner immediately shook his head and said, "Okay, that is so wrong on so many... I don't wanna fight your sister. That's a family issue.

Thor hurriedly said, "No, she's an evil being."

Banner again refused, "I don't care what she is. I'm not fighting any more beings."

Thor's conversation with Banner let the viewers endlessly support.

"It seems that Banner doesn't want to be with Thor either."

"Thor's eloquence has yet to be exercised."

"Banner just described his relationship with Hulk as a good image."

"Killing me."

"Banner: Am I going to the third planet?"

"It is urgent to ask; the longer it is delayed, the easier it is to cause problems."

"I don't know what his sister is doing at this time."

"This kind of person is also strange. Why do you treat your own family like that?"

"Thor is just ridiculous."

Banner looked at Thor and said, "I'm sick of it."

Thor wondered: "What?"

"I just told you. If I turn into the Hulk, I'm never gonna come back again. And you don't care."

Thor quickly reassured: "No, no. I'm putting together the team."

Clenching fists with both hands, Thor pretended to be excited: "The Hulk is the fire."

Banner frowned and interrupted: "Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk. It's gross."

Thor wanted to continue to convince him. "What? No!"

Banner lowered his head and sighed, "You don't care about me. You're not my friend."

Thor hurriedly said, "No! I don't even like the Hulk. He's all like... Smash, smash, smash."

Thor was doing weird things, then he pointed to Banner and said, "I prefer you."

Banner looked at him fixedly: "Thanks."

Thor said, "But if I'm being honest, when it comes to fighting evil beings, he is very powerful and useful."

Banner retorted: "Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too."

Thor forced a smile and said, "Is he though?"

Banner suddenly panicked. Crunching his fingers, he said, " How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven."

Thor sighed and helplessly said: "Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. But we're in danger here, so we have to move."

Thor turned around and saw a lot of rags on the side. Banner looked at him and said, "What are you doing with that?"

Thor wrapped a rag around his head. "I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive."

Banner said, "I need a disguise."

Thor said, "You are the disguise."

Banner pulled a pair of glasses from his pocket and put them on. "I'll be Tony Stark."

"What?"

"Yeah. Tony and the gypsy."

Thor naively said, "No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner."

Banner pointed to himself and said, "Then why did you dress me up like Tony?"

Thor explained: "Because you were naked."

Banner said, "Okay, I'll give you that."

After that, Banner grabbed the zipper of his pants.

Thor hurriedly said, "What are you doing? Stop doing that!"

Banner said: "Tony wears his pants super tight."

"Stop it!"

"I'm sorry."

"Excuse me."

The two pushed and shoved.

"Why are you being so weird?"

Banner exclaimed, "I don't know. Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years inside of a monster made me a little weird."

The more he talked, the angrier Banner became, and so green blood vessels appeared on his face. But Thor quickly reassured: "Hey. It's okay. You're good. Calm down. Come on."

Thor pushed Banner forward while continuing to talk about the plan. "Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard, and you're not gonna have to think about the Hulk ever again. All right?"

The two walked through a passage, and Banner replied, "All right."

As soon as he finished speaking, a cloud of green powder was sprayed on his face as people on the street were celebrating and shouting Hulk's name out loud. There's even Hulk's giant head doll.

Thor watched it all. "This is bad."

There are also many people around with weapons. Looking back, he didn't see Banner going there.

"Banner! Banner!" Thor shouted in the crowd, but it was filled with noise.

"Thor!" Banner encounters a monster on the other side, and the monster made an angry look at Banner.

"Banner! Banner!" Thor finally found him and rushed over. Unexpectedly, a blue light buckle fell on the neck of the monster, and an electric light flickered. The monster fell to the ground, revealing the figure behind him. It was the female scavenger.

Thor greeted, "Hi."

The former Valkyrie looked at him and said. "Hi."

Thor said, "I was gonna do that."

The former Valkyrie said, "Yeah, well, I did it first."

Thor looked at her and said, "That's good. What are you doing here?"

The former Valkyrie looked sideways at him and behind, but Thor moved to block her sight. "What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving."

Thor answered, "I got sidetracked."

The former Valkyrie pointed to the broken sermon on his head and said, "What's with the..."

Thor: "It's my disguise."

The former Valkyrie debunked: "But I can see your face."

Thor pulled the rag to cover his face. "Not when I do this, you can't. Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. Change it? Washed it, maybe?"

The former Valkyrie smiled and shook her head. She turned around and went out.

At the same time, Banner asked, standing behind Thor: "What are those things on her eyes? Are those people that she's killed?"

"She's so beautiful and strong and courageous." Banner walked behind and muttered.

The Valkyrie asked, "Who is this guy?"

Thor hurriedly said, "He's a friend."

"Who? Me?" Banner introduced: "I'm Bruce."

The Valkyrie pointed at him and said, "I seem to have seen you somewhere."

Banner wondered: "I feel like I know you, too."

"F**k, these three people made me belly laugh."

"It's just these people going back to Asgard?"

"It's so funny that I lost it."

"That way you can't see me, hahaha."

"Just now Banner was like an angry little daughter-in-law hiding behind Thor."

"Bro is in a trance."

"She is quite beautiful."

"Now the team is formed."

"But it's hard to deal with Hela, whether it can be successful or not is another matter."

"A planet with simple folk customs."

"The Valkyrie is going to surrender."

"Go to Asgard!"

After the former Valkyrie took the two to their destination, she turned to look at the two of them. "Look, I've spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day.

Thor looked at her and said, "I was thinking that you drink too much, and that probably was gonna kill you."

The Valkyrie stared at him and said, "I don't plan to stop drinking. But I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore, so if I'm gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

Thor nodded and said, "Good."

"Yeah." The Valkyrie said again: "So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team? Has it got a name?"

Thinking thoughtfully, he looked at Banner and said, "Yeah, it's called the Revengers."

The Valkyrie frowned and repeated, "Revengers?"

Thor slowly said, "Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge." Then he looked at Banner and said, "Do you want revenge?"

Banner answered, "I'm undecided."

The Valkyrie said with a smile, "Okay. Also, I've got a peace offering."

She opened a hatch. In a small room, Loki is sitting on the ground, tied up. "Surprise."

Thor walked in sideways. He picked up the bottle on the table and threw it. It hit Loki on the head, which proves that Loki is not a phantom. "Just had to be sure."

The audience in the live broadcast room went crazy when they saw this scene.

"Revenger? Forgive my smile!"

"Making sure..."

"Loki's illusion was so easily cracked by Thor."

"I'm going to cry with laughter."

"Haha."

"Thor is hilarious."

"Loki is so adorable."

"The funny duo."

Banner tugged his pants and walked in, so Loki greeted him with a smile: "Hello, Bruce."

Banner came over, stared at him, and said, "So, last time I saw you, you were trying to kill everybody. Where are you these days?"

Loki said, "It varies from moment to moment."

Banner's eyebrows raised suddenly. With a surprised expression, he didn't expect Loki to answer him like that. Thor looked at the long sword on the table and said, "Is that a Dragonfang?"

Valkyrie said: "It is."

Thor pulled the dagger out and played with it in his hand. "My God. This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie."

Valkyrie: "So, Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart as any two known systems. Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits. Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard in 18 months."

Thor looked at her and said, "Nope. We are going through the big one."

Thor pointed to the channel on the sky-piercing hurricane in the distance.

The Valkyrie said in surprise: "The Devil's Anus?"

Banner, who was eating, suddenly raised his head and said, "Anus? Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus?"

Thor said, "For the record, I didn't know it was called that when I picked it."

Banner pointed to the huge eye of the storm. "That looks like a collapsing neutron star inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge."

What Banner said was incomprehensible to several people. The Valkyrie walked over and said, "We need another ship. That will tear mine to pieces."

Thor said, "She's right. We need one that can withstand the geodetic strain from the singularity."

Banner added: "And has an offline power steering system that could also function without the onboard computer."

The Valkyrie said again: "And we need one with cup holders, because we're gonna die. So, drinks!"

Banner looked back at her and said, "Do I know you? I feel like I know you."

The Valkyrie smiled and said to Banner, "I feel like I know you, too. It's weird."

Thor said, "What do you say? Uncharted metagalactic travel through a volatile cosmic gateway. Talk about an adventure."

Banner nodded excitedly.

The two clapped excitedly.

"We need a ship."

"Need a ship."

The Valkyrie held the bottle and said, "There are one or two ships. Absolute top of the line models..."

Loki in the corner said, "I don't mean to impose..."

He didn't finish speaking when the female threw a bottle over and smashed it on the wall beside Loki. Loki pursed his lips, but he continued: "But the Grandmaster has a great many ships. I may even have stolen the access codes to his security system."

A proud look appeared on Loki's face.

The Valkyrie said with her hands on her hips: "And suddenly you're overcome with an urge to do the right thing?"

Loki said with a light smile: "Heavens, no. I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster, and in exchange for codes and access to a ship, I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus."

The three of them looked at each other, and Thor asked again, "You're telling us that you can get us access into the garage without setting off any alarms?"

Loki nodded. "Yes, brother. I can."

Banner came over, raised his arms, and said, "Okay, can I just... A quick FYI."

The three suddenly grouped together. "I just talked to him a few minutes ago."

Banner whispered, "I was just talking to him just a couple of minutes ago, and he was totally ready to kill any of us."

Valkyrie said, "He did try to kill me."

Thor said, "Yes, me too. On many, many occasions."

Looking back at Loki, he said, "There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it, and he transformed back into himself, and he was like, Yeah, it's me! And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time."

Loki in the corner pursed his lips and smiled.

The Valkyrie said again: "If we're boosting a ship, we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace."

Loki looked at the ground and said calmly, "Why not set the beast loose?"

Thor quickly turned around: "Shut up."

The Valkyrie smiled and said, "You guys have a beast?"

Banner said, "No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. We're going to start a revolution."

Banner asked suspiciously, "Revolution?"

"I'll explain later."

The Valkyrie wondered: "Who's this guy again?"

Thor whispered: "I'll explain later."

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the screen happily.

"Eight years old... You can remember things so far."

"Loki has been playing since he was a kid, hahaha."

"Can you successfully pass the portal?"

"Since he was little, Loki loved to poke his brother."

"Haha!"

"Find the spaceship, draw a group of people, and you can start."

"Hope it works."

"Hela must have been surging with power."

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