"Can you spout such nonsense even after seeing this, Dog!!"
Snap, he snaps his fingers and a display appears from somewhere.
On it is—
'By my Command Spell, I order you. Kill yourself, Lancer.'
Aniki committing suicide obeying the Command Spell.
'Lancer died!'
'You aren't human!'
Aniki dying by all kinds of means.
'Your Loss'
Aniki having his heart crushed by a mysterious Assassin.
Every conceivable Cú Chulainn death scene is played...
"This outcome! This detail! This state of falling behind even a sandworm!! I will say it again! Do you still intend to spew such grandiloquence, Dooooog!!"
"Don't drag in otherworld jokes!! Even you were easily done in by a human brat and mud!!"
—Humans are amazing! (Ea's Impression)
(Ah (Weathering away))
"So this is Luck E... I was blessed, wasn't I..."
Roman murmurs deeply.
"Gae Bolg, car?"
Marie is confused.
"Aniki died!"
"You aren't human!"
Ricca and Mash exchange lines.
"It has nothing to do with me, the Gorgeous. I have no memory of it. The unsightly state of me as an Archer."
Hmph, the High-Spirited King puffs out his chest.
"If you want to see my disgraceful state, I will show you, Ea. It makes for the best appetizer for sake."
—D-Does sake become delicious with people's disgraceful states...?
"You bastard, seriously————"
Ricca holds back Aniki who started readying his spear.
"Aniki! Because Aniki is cool! Aniki is cool even when he dies!!"
"Let go, Ricca! Seriously, I won't be satisfied until I show that guy some pain!"
"Do not worry! I am saying I will turn you, such a underdog, into the Mad Dog of legend! I, the Hero Producer!"
Deploying ripples, he takes out and lines up various armaments and a handy Holy Grail.
"You remember the pact! The talk from the time of Okeanos! I will use 10% of Chaldea's electricity on you, and have you reborn as you infinitely close to your living self!!"
"—Seriously?"
"I have no double-tongue and no impossible! Marie! Call Medea! Roman! Start the Rayshift! It will be over soon! Ricca! Take the Holy Grail! You have the spirit to accept his full power, surely!!"
"No, wait wait! That was a figure of speech, I can't just cut in line ahead of the other guys."
"Osu!! I want to see Aniki's full power!!"
Ricca stares at Cú Chulainn with sparkling eyes.
"...Ah~... The mouth is the source of disaster, or whatever."
—His full power is unknown. I wonder how much it is...?
"Okay, Ricca. It's mostly the same as Hercules, but use three Command Spells and place a 'Vow' on Cú Chulainn."
Drawing a magic circle, Medea explains to Ricca.
"If possible, something unreasonable is good. For Celtic warriors, the heavier the vow, the more power they gain. Also, we will make the Holy Grail the core of his Spirit Origin."
"Do not hesitate to pose unreasonable demands. A geis is valid even when placed by others. That was the cause of death for the fool killed by a boar."
"A vow, huh..."
Mumu, she racks her brain.
"Don't overthink it. 'Fight until you die cheerfully' is fine too. It's too late for anything else."
"I can't do that. Ummmmm—Ah! That's it! I'll go with this! Okay Aniki, here goes!"
She raises the Holy Grail high.
"A Vow to Cú Chulainn! 'Until the world is saved, be a warrior who loses to no one'!"
Using three Command Spells, she makes Cú Chulainn swear a geis.
—Lose to, no one...!
"Fuhahahahahahahaha!! That is the ultimate honor for a warrior, is it not, Cú Chulainn!! Naturally—"
"—Osu!! On the name of Cú Chulainn of Ulster! I accept that vow!! Man, you really are—"
Magical energy rages. Taking in all the prepared and procured materials, the Holy Grail shines and melts together with Cú Chulainn.
"A good woman!! Master!!"
Using even 10% of Chaldea's electricity.
"Kuuuuh!!"
What appeared was—
"—The outfit changed a bit, but it's unmistakably me, Master."
His hair is the usual style. However, the hair color is divided into three colors. The parts near the scalp are blue, the middle is red, and the tips are yellow. The hair is tied at the nape. Those eyes harboring a King's gaze shine with the brilliance of seven colors. Instead of the usual tights, he wears the majestic light armor and raiment of a King, with a golden brooch in the center of his chest, silver gauntlets, and pauldrons. And he wears a linen robe carved with Primordial Runes, and a cloak carved with runes. Holding a spear in his left hand, a sword of light in his right hand, and carrying a staff on his back, a man taking the formal dress of the Great Hero of the Ulster Cycle appears.
"Once again—Cú Chulainn, the Hound of Culann! Arriving here! I've gotta fulfill the young lady's unreasonable demand. I gotta go seriously seriously too!"
"Woooow...! Cool!! Aniki is cool!!"
Ricca frolics as if she witnessed a hero coming out of the TV.
"Fuhahahahahahahaha!! You've become a lady-killer! As expected of the man representing Ulster!"
"What is this!? His stats are weird!? How many Noble Phantasms does this have!?"
"...Come to think of it, the one we met after Gil was him, wasn't it..."
"Yes! It's nostalgic!"
—What, Haki (Spirit)...! Just getting close makes my soul tingle...!
(So that's the strongest dog...)
"The stage is set! Now, departure!! Fuhahahahahahahaha!! It looks like it will be a fun trip!"
"Oh—!!"
To Ricca who was about to start preparing for the Rayshift—
"Young lady, young lady, got a sec?"
Cú Chulainn stops her.
"Hmm? Wha——Nmuh!?"
—Yes!?
"Hoh...?"
"Ha, eh...!??"
"Haii!?"
Everyone is surprised. It is no wonder.
Suddenly, Cú Chulainn hugged Ricca—and passionately stole her lips!
"Nchu, nmuh... —! N, muu, nnn—!"
Her lips pried open, tongues entangled densely, the mucous membranes of her mouth thoroughly licked.
"Nn, nn...! Nmuu, nnn...!"
Sweetly, powerfully, gently, Ricca is thoroughly ravished.
If she pulls away she is sucked back in, if she is sucked in she is pulled away.
Ricca is simply tossed about by that masterful technique.
—Amazing! That body movement, embracing, technique...! He is a player! A playboy! Wait, Master!?
(Celts are like this...)
"Nnn... nmuu... Puhah..."
Ricca breathes heavily from her shoulders after the oral蹂躏 (ravaging) that unfolded over several minutes.
"A-Are you okay? Ricca..."
"...A."
"A?"
"It was amazing!! How do I say it! It was dense! It was different from the gentle feeling of Marie's circuit transplant! A dense one!!"
Dragon Heart, unshaken by lust. Ricca is excited with rough breathing.
"D-Don't say it in a loud voice!"
"That's my gratitude and declaration. I have a weakness for good women. I fell for you with that vow just now. Did you like it?"
"Thank you very much!!!"
Ricca bows powerfully.
"It is an honor more than I deserve! Like, somehow, I was blown away!!"
"That's good! Now let's go! A good woman and a good master! There's a good battlefield! I won't lose!! Watch me, I'll perform so I don't shame your treasures!"
"Fuhahahahahahahaha!!! Naturally! Run wild to your heart's content! 'Mad Dog'—!!"
"Roman-sama...♥♥"
"Wait! The Rayshift is starting! The Rayshift is starting—!!"
—It was dense... Hero skinship is amazing...!
"I could give you a kiss too, you know? I shall give you a King's favor."
—No, King. I have already received favor more than enough for this body and this soul. To desire more would be disrespectful.
—Please, dedicate your thoughts to the Knight King.
"—I must search for a way to love you to my heart's content without impairing your current way of being."
—?
(Up against the Hero King, huh. As a mate he's the best but... this guy gets bored easily... Ah, keep me as a pet forever!)
—Not a pet, a best friend!
"Ah (Gellification)"
"I am talking to myself. Let us make the day your face is dyed in pleasure a supreme enjoyment to look forward to."
—Now, let's go!!
"Alter! Take care of my room!"
'I'll keep it clean so rest assured. If anything happens, I'll come running.'
"Yeah! I'm off!!"
'Now, do your best as the Main Servant, Mash. This is your crucial moment.'
"Of course! I aim for a Double Heroine status with Alter-san!"
The Chaldea party, having obtained a Great Hero, heads gorgeously to America—!!
Cú Chulainn (Ulster Cycle)
Class: Cú Chulainn
Stats:
Strength B+++ | Endurance A+ | Agility A+++ | Mana A++ | Luck C | Noble Phantasm A+++
"Ah, this includes the Holy Grail boost."
Class Skills:
Battle Continuation A
"Sorry, but I won't die even if you kill me, yeah?"
Disengage A
"This was essential for facing an army alone."
Protection from Arrows A
"Projectiles don't work on me. I'll dodge all of Goldie's bad habits."
Primordial Runes
"Well, I can do various things. Physical reinforcement, detection, attacks... well, various things. By the way, I can use this to summon Heroic Spirits related to me. Three or four of them."
Hound of Culann EX
"No particular meaning. It's a declaration of intent that I will wield my legends and answer the young lady's wish."
The Ford of Limbs A
"Resolve that is always active. I won't turn my back on my own will from anyone standing before me."
Secret of the Salmon Leap A+
"The jumping method I learned. Well, it's infinite jumps. I can step on air walls, and simply imitate teleportation. Normally it's a secret technique a warrior spends a lifetime on but... I picked it up quickly."
Cú Chulainn's Marriage A
"I messed up when taking Emer's princess. Apparently it's a bonus when annihilating a large army."
Divinity B
"My old man is a God, see."
Protection from Insomnia A
"Meaning I won't be put to sleep."
Frenzy of the Spirits C
"The spirits awakened by my shout start making noise. It becomes a chaotic and dangerous situation, you know? Hair-raising, legs freezing, that sort of thing."
Noble Phantasms: "Rank? Range? Ah—... Pass on that 'cause it's a pain."
'The Shining Sword that Smashes and Tears — Cruaidín Catutchenn'
"A sword suited for smashing barriers. If I'm summoned as a Saber, this is what I hold. It's a jade-colored laser blade, and if I release it, I'll cut through hills or whatever."
'The Ancient Rainbow that Smashes and Rotates — Caladbolg'
"A legend I received from Fergus, so I had this too. This one is a sword that smashes and rotates. ...Well, it requires a baffling skill completely different from a normal sword, so I couldn't master it. Good grief, no talent for swords? This is a drill isn't it!"
'The Child's Throw that Casts and Releases — Del Chliss'
"I often threw various things to kill enemies. That anecdote became a Noble Phantasm. Whatever I pick up and throw becomes a sure-kill shot that smashes anything. If I have even a single stone, I can take down a Servant."
'The Indestructible Spear that Pierces and Smashes — Dubán'
"A spear advertised as unbreakable. It's not cursed, but in exchange, it surely breaks whatever touches the spearhead. It balances the contradiction of this spear not breaking by breaking the guy it touches. Also, this one always returns to my hand. ...Overlaps with Gáe Bolg! Hahaha!"
'The Spear of Death Thorns that Kicks and Slaughters — Gáe Bolg'
"No need for explanation now, right? Pierce the heart, sing sure-hit. The cursed crimson spear of one-thrust-one-kill. If there's a difference... right. The current me always throws with my 'foot'. Stabs with my foot. That's all."
'The Slaughter Chariot that Tears and Runs — Liath Macha & Sainglain'
"The scythed chariot pulled by Macha and Sainglain, driven by Laeg. Advertised as faster than anything that runs in the heavens, it runs while cutting and trampling the whole area. That Laeg, he won't listen and only answers my summon... I might call him later!"
'The Cage of Fire that Burns All — Wicker Man'
"A straw doll with no sacrifice in its belly. This guy rampages seeking a sacrifice. A troublesome doll that burns the whole area. Well, if I can use it well, it's a huge success."
'The Crushing Castle that Throws Down — Castle Throw'
"A castle comes out. That's it. Can be used for defense. That's it. I throw this thing. That's it. ...What's with that face. I'm serious!"
'Great God Inscription — Ochd Deug Odin'
"Primordial Runes, Matrix Wodan! ...Ah, nah that ain't it. It's an arrangement technique reproducing Shishou's trump card 'Gate'. Shishou calls it a ripoff and comes to kill me though. Call it respect!"
'The Evil God's Mystic Eyes that Gaze and Kill — Balor'
"I can see the 'Fate of Death' of everyone standing before me. If I poke or slash there, they die. That's it. Can use it on large armies too. That's it."
'The Hideous Mad Beast that Twists and Rages — Cú Chulainn'
"The most good-for-nothing thing in this world is born. That's all I can tell you. ...It's a forbidden move I don't really want to use in front of the young lady."
'The Beast of Death Fangs that Crunches — Curruid Coinchenn'
"Wearing the bones of the monster that was the material for Gáe Bolg. Well, it's cosplay. This isn't a technique I inherited from Shishou. —Therefore, when I show this, it's when I give that woman her requiem."
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