"Sure, I'm like a brick, ready to be moved wherever needed. Sneak into the air conditioning, whip out a little notebook, such an easy job, I have no objections." Being cooped up in a small space (coffin) for a long time, I consider this my forte.
"Alright, next time they need extra hands, I'll send you over for an emergency."
"No problem, but for a hardworking and dedicated employee like me, shouldn't we consider applying for some double pay?"
"Hmm, we should."
"So what about this time's bonus..."
"Gone."
"Huh? Why?"
"The rescue target was scared out of their wits by you, so the bonus is canceled."
I grabbed Qinghan's sleeve and shook it vigorously. Since this guy is teasing me on purpose, I might as well disgust him a bit, mimicking the tone from a voiceover online: "No bonus? Then I'll be your Daji, bringing disaster to the country and its people~ Destroy your kingdom... and destroy you too, hehe!"
