The Chelsea team was outmatched from the start of the second half, failing to secure control throughout the rest of the game.
Barnsley had continued to attack, relying on the likes of Mateo and Kaito to send the billion-pound squad home crying.
The game was so out of hand that it ended with the away fans singing "We Are The Champions" in August, which was ridiculous but felt surprisingly earned. Barnsley 2 - Chelsea 1.
Following this game, the Misfits celebrated with pineapple pizza (again), a meal generally eaten when Diego Nunez was feeling particularly disrespectful to Italian culture. The sweet fruit paired with the salty ham and joyous atmosphere made the victory taste even sweeter.
Of course, it was only the first game of the Premier League season, but they never knew when their next pizza party would be.
"Your wife says that you guys won your first game. Congratulations!"
