I grabbed my shirt off the floor and pulled it on, then pointed at Maki.
"Stay. Transform into a cat. Hide. Don't make noise. Don't break anything. Don't electrocute anyone."
"That's a lot of don'ts." She pouted. "What about the dos?"
"Exist quietly."
"Boring." But she transformed anyway, becoming a sleek black cat who immediately claimed my pillow as her new throne.
I stumbled downstairs with the kind of headache that usually required divine intervention or a bullet. The common room was already a warzone.
