The day of the mission arrived and Team ShiroMuraKuro, was already at Kushina's front door.
"I hope you know this name isn't permanent…" Kakashi said with a sigh. Tsukimi rolled her eyes and smiled, "Why not? I think it's perfect! It perfectly describes each member of the team."
"I don't even know why Sensei let you pick the name..." Kakashi mumbled to himself. A few seconds later, the door opened, revealing a beautiful red-haired woman wearing a modest green dress.
"Lady Kushina, we've arrived to escort you while shopping," Kakashi said formally. Kushina smiled as she walked out and closed the door behind her, "Once this day is over, tell Minato we're going to have a 'talk'."
"ACHOO!" Minato sneezed.
"Yes ma'am, we'll be sure to convey that message." Kakashi said as they began to walk.
"She's so cool!" Kaguya whispered to Tsukimi, who was staring at Kushina in a different light.
"I agree, walking behind her feels like I'm in front of a furnace!" Tsukimi smiled. She could see the gigantic chakra signature coming from within her.
'If there was a time to do this quest it's now! I've been preparing since I evolved and my labor will bear fruit.' She then closed her eyes and felt the presence of every snake in the village, natural and ones she created with chakra.
There were six ink serpents waiting in the walls of the Hokage Office, and several in Hiruzen, Fugaku, and Danzo's homes.
'Let the games begin.'
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[Minato's POV]
I'm seriously regretting my decision to become Hokage, where the hell does all this paperwork come from?! Nobody will mind if I take a short nap right?
I put my head down for a split second before I felt something was off. I opened my eyes and six black chains were flying at me! I tried teleporting to the mark I left on the roof but I can't use my chakra!
Quickly I looked down and saw another chain wrapped around my right leg, but when did it get there? I'm sure I would've sensed or felt something!
"*Clap*, *Clap*, *Clap*, I'm sure if I was a millisecond late, you would've escaped Lord Fourth." I looked up and there was a woman walking into my office with no care in the world. She was wearing a long black kimono with some sort of floral design, her black hair was dragging across the floor, but the most intriguing thing was her eyes. They were as red as Kushina's hair but her pupils were slits.
"Who are you?!" I yelled in question prompting the woman to laugh, how cocky.
"Now where's the fun if I just told you outright? You'll have to do some investigating if you want to figure that out!" She was now sitting on my desk swinging her legs. Investigate? So she intends to leave me alive? Otherwise, I don't think she would've said that.
"What're your intentions then? Are you with Iwa or perhaps Suna?" The woman shook her head at my questioning.
"Nope. I don't really affiliate with any village, but the one closest to my heart, she leaned in closer to me and whispered in my ear, "is dear old Konoha."
My eyes widened and I guess my expression was amusing to her because she was laughing hysterically. Ignoring her, there's no possible way this woman comes from Konoha! Her appearance is way too unique to go unnoticed.
"If you're from Konoha, why are you tying up your Hokage?" I asked and she smiled, "I would be incredibly stupid to not hold the strongest shinobi in the village captive. Especially when my target is your wife." As soon as she uttered those words, unbridled rage came from my soul.
"I SWEAR IF YOU LAY A HAND ON HER I'LL KILL YOU WHERE YOU STAND!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOT SO CALM AND COLLECTED NOW ARE YOU?!" She yelled while laughing. Her laughter was starting to drive me insane! If I could get out of these chains, I would tear her throat out myself!
"Hopefully she doesn't die, that would suck…toodles!" She grinned before vanishing in thin air.
"COME BACK HERE!!!" I yelled but I knew it was futile. FUCK! I'M SO USELESS! AND I CAN'T MOVE MY BODY TO STOP HER OR AT LEAST WARN KAKASHI!
"FUCK!!!!!!"
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[General POV]
Team ShiroMuraKuro, was currently exiting another clothing store. Kakashi held the majority of Kushina's bags, much to his dismay.
"Can we take a minor break, Lady Kushina?" Kakashi asked exasperatedly. Kushina laughed lightly, "Sure thing, I bet we're all tired from all of this shopping."
Suddenly, a black chains bursted out of the ground and tightened themselves around Kushina. Kakashi immediately dropped his bags and sprinted to her aid but was stopped by a woman grabbing his skull.
*BOOM*
She slammed him into the ground, destroying the road and the clothing store near them. She then looked at Tsukimi and Kaguya with a grin.
"C'mon little ones, come get a taste of whoopass." She laughed before appearing in front of both of them.
'Don't beat me up too bad!' Tsukimi telepathically said to her clone, 'Of course!'
Her clone then kicked Kaguya in the stomach hard enough to make her vomit blood, sending her flying into multiple buildings.
"RUN TSUKIMI!" Kushina yelled from the ground. Tsukimi ignored her and charged her clone. Her clone easily sidestepped her punch and slammed her into the ground before tying her up with chains.
She then tilted her head to the right, dodging a shuriken from Kakashi. He sprinted out of the crater she placed him in, bleeding from his head and ready to fight. He tried punching her but she easily caught his fist.
"Why don't you sit back and relax, Kakashi?" She grinned before paralyzing him, "Now, before any real shinobi get here, let's give them something to fight."
She placed her hands on the ground and a black snake pattern appeared, "Come out to play, Orochi!"
With a huge smokescreen, Orochi appeared. His immense weight destroyed everything under him. His heads began spewing their various elements across the village.
"Now, onto you." Tsukimi's clone smiled as she walked over to Kushina.
"JUST YOU WAIT BITCH! MY HUSBAND WILL BE HERE SOON AND HE'S GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS! MATTER OF FACT, LET ME OUT OF THESE CHAINS AND I'LL DO IT FOR 'EM!!" She roared and her fiery hair began to rise.
"He's in the same boat as you. So I'm sure you'll both have some memories to fall back on later!" She grinned while standing over Kushina. She placed her hand on her stomach and Kushina immediately realized her goal.
"No! You wouldn't! You're after the Nine-Tails?!" Kushina yelled but Tsukimi's clone didn't answer. She closed her eyes and sent chakra into Kushina's seal. When she opened them again, she was standing below a giant meteor holding the nine-tails.
"Hey there buddy! How's your day going?" She asked while she floated up to his face. Kurama didn't respond and just huffed.
"Not in the mood to speak?" She tilted her head, "I can't blame you, I would be grumpy if I were sealed away for a hundred years, give or take."
Kurama scowled, "Who are you, girl? Surely you didn't risk your life just to taunt me? What do you want?"
Tsukimi's clone pointed at him, "I want you. And I don't mean unsealing you and then resealing you inside of me. I want to free you and build a friendship!"
Kurama narrowed his eyes before laughing hysterically, "HAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME?! I ASSURE YOU, GIRL, ONCE YOU UNSEAL ME, I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU!"
Tsukimi's clone frowned, "I don't take kindly to my acts of kindness being stepped on. But fine, you wanna be sealed away, so fucking be it. I'm sure you'll enjoy being sealed into a baby within the next few months."
She turned around and floated away before Kurama stopped her, "Wait. Did you say sealed into a baby?! Don't tell me this wretched woman and her bonehead husband are planning to seal me into their child?!"
"Wow, you're smarter than I thought. But yes, on October 10th, you will be sealed into their son. If you don't believe me, just wait and find out." She shrugged and held back her smile. With Obito out of the picture, Naruto's birth will be a peaceful one. But Kurama doesn't need to know that.
The fox was silent for a moment before he sighed, "Alright. I suppose threatening you isn't in my best interest. But tell me, child, how do you know this?"
Tsukimi's clone smiled, "I'll spill the beans once I get you out of here, Kurama."
Kurama's eyes widened, "I haven't heard someone say my name in centuries. Now I'm seriously interested in who you are."
Tsukimi's clone waved and her consciousness returned to the real world. Kushina was still under her screaming profanities and numerous shinobi were fighting Orochi, while a few tried breaking the chains around Minato, Hiruzen, Danzo, and Fugaku.
She kept her hand on Kushina's seal and exhaled before she began to pull Kurama out of her.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Kushina's screams of agony echoed throughout the village. A red corporeal version of Kurama slowly exited her body. Tsukimi's clone eventually ripped Kurama out of Kushina and with a huge cloud of smoke, his physical form crashed into the ground.
"ROAAAARRRRRR!!!!!"