After waiting for a full half day, Tiandou Royal Academy finally reached dismissal time.
Dugu Yan and Yu Tianheng were just like Tang San and Xiao Wu in the original work.
The two walked out of the classroom holding hands, making Ling Yun sigh helplessly — are the people of the Douluo world all this precocious?
Toward their open display of affection like this, Ling Yun felt extremely upset in his heart.
What karma did he commit? To be force-fed dog food by these two like this.
The two came to the cafeteria of Tiandou Royal Academy.
Lying on Dugu Yan's shoulder, Ling Yun finally witnessed how wealthy the students of Tiandou Royal Academy really were.
The entire academy was completely a noble academy — casually a single meal would cost more than one gold soul coin.
For example, the meal set of Dugu Yan and Yu Tianheng actually cost 5 gold soul coins.
5 gold soul coins was not a small number.
If Tang San half a year later could have 5 gold coins per month, that guy would wake up laughing in his sleep.
After all, in the original work, when six-year-old Tang San arrived at Nuoding City…
He went to work at a blacksmith shop. Although food was included, the initial agreed price was ridiculously low.
After he displayed his luan pifeng chui fa (Random Cloak Hammer Technique), the blacksmith shop only increased his wage to one silver coin.
Later, as Tang San's craftsmanship became even more refined and the blacksmith shop's weapon quality greatly improved, his wage was increased to 5 silver coins.
This meal of Yu Tianheng and Dugu Yan would require Tang San's wages for about a year to afford.
After the two found a two-person table and sat down…
Dugu Yan placed Ling Yun on the table, then took a chicken leg and a braised egg from her plate and put them in front of Ling Yun, and even gave him a bunch of grapes as dessert.
Ling Yun didn't bother being polite with her; grabbing the chicken leg, he started devouring wildly.
But in his mind he kept thinking about how to find an opportunity to devour Yu Tianheng.
If he ignored the place and surroundings and devoured him directly, that would be idiotic behavior.
Ling Yun had to find an appropriate opportunity to act. If he didn't act, fine — but once he acted, he must take him down in one move.
After thinking for half a day, Ling Yun still couldn't think of a suitable method.
To avoid alerting the snake, he could only continue lurking beside Dugu Yan, waiting for the right time.
Just when Ling Yun was feeling a headache, Yu Tianheng looked at Dugu Yan with eyes full of affection.
"Yan, we don't have class this afternoon. How about we go shopping together?
Last time I wanted to buy you a dress, but I didn't have enough money on me and couldn't buy it for you.
This time father gave me 1000 gold soul coins, I'll buy you several sets."
When Dugu Yan heard Yu Tianheng's words, her pretty face blushed slightly and she shyly nodded.
"Damn? So generous? Cow-batch!!!"
Countless alpacas stampeded in Ling Yun's heart — he had to admire these little brats in the Douluo world.
Their flirting skills were amazing, and they were willing to spend money — no wonder they could win over beauties like Dugu Yan at the age of twelve.
Ling Yun suddenly realized — him being single in his previous life wasn't without reason. At least back then he wasn't as generous as Yu Tianheng.
Especially since having no money was his biggest struggle — look at Yu Tianheng's father, casually giving a thousand gold soul coins.
As expected of a child from the Upper Three Sects — the family was powerful and had vast industries. His pocket money was more than others' lifetime income.
After Yu Tianheng and Dugu Yan finished lunch, they took Ling Yun and left Tiandou Royal Academy.
Two twelve-year-old brats acted like a couple in love, playing around on the commercial street of Tiandou City.
Ling Yun had to once again admire Yu Tianheng's generosity for wooing girls.
But this made Ling Yun somewhat unhappy — this prodigal fool was about to be devoured by him, yet he was still wasting money.
Once he devoured him, wouldn't everything he owned become Ling Yun's?
This guy was using money that would soon belong to him to crazily buy things — bastard!
These shameless thoughts of Ling Yun, Yu Tianheng didn't know at all.
Otherwise, he would definitely fight him desperately.
Finally, the couple stopped in front of a high-end clothing store.
The two shop attendants greeting at the door were happier than seeing their own parents when they saw them, smiling as they welcomed them inside.
The two attendants started their duet pitch.
"Welcome, are you two interested in buying couple outfits?"
"We see you two are a handsome man and beautiful woman, a pair made in heaven — not buying couple outfits would be a pity."
"The greatest benefit of couple outfits is showing others that you belong only to each other, absolutely not allowing a third party…"
…
The attendants' sales pitch made Ling Yun roll his eyes on Dugu Yan's shoulder.
These two attendants' sales skills felt terrible.
It was obviously empty flattery to lure them into buying couple outfits.
Ling Yun had seen this kind of routine too many times in his previous life — ridiculously low-class.
But this method was indeed very effective on couples in love.
Especially emotional creatures like women — they fall for it instantly.
Under such a low-level sales method, Dugu Yan became interested and asked about styles of couple outfits.
As for Yu Tianheng, originally he only wanted to buy a dress for Dugu Yan, and wanted to reject the attendants' sales pitch.
But since Dugu Yan was interested, he could only nod helplessly.
The attendants' smiles became even more flattering as they led them to the couple clothing area.
After a barrage of sweet-talking, Dugu Yan gladly agreed to try couple outfits with Yu Tianheng, and took several sets of three different styles.
Dugu Yan received the dresses to try on from one attendant.
She glanced at Ling Yun on her shoulder and handed him to the attendant.
"I'm going to try dresses. Please help me take care of my pet. Tianheng, you go find a fitting room and try yours."
Yu Tianheng watched Dugu Yan happily enter a fitting room.
He looked at the three outfits in his hand, sighed, looking helpless.
He took the three outfits and walked into a fitting room, locking the door.
Ling Yun's eyes instantly shone — Yu Tianheng entering the fitting room was a perfect opportunity!
As long as he forcibly devoured Yu Tianheng inside the fitting room and mimicked his appearance, he could take his place.
There was no modern surveillance here, and no one would peek — absolute secrecy.
Thinking of this, Ling Yun jumped down from the attendant's hand and ran toward the store's warehouse, disappearing into the shadows.
The two attendants hurriedly chased after him, afraid he would bite holes in the clothes.
But no one knew — in the shadows, a pool of blue liquid slipped through the door crack into Yu Tianheng's fitting room…
Yu Tianheng is the protagonist's first target to devour in the original plot. Weakly asking — his girlfriend Dugu Yan, do you think she should be taken too?
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