Zhuge Lan discovered a bug!
— These unsophisticated people don't even know what immortal herbs are!
How could they know their preciousness?
How could they generate emotion points?
No, they need a lesson.
'System, you know what I mean.'
[Consumes 1 emotion point to exchange for 100,000 copies of the "Encyclopedia of Immortal Herbs"!]
'100,000 copies is too many, isn't it?'
[Starting printing price!]
Awesome!
In non-combat related exchanges, it's truly a bargain.
After everyone calmed down and slowly accepted this shattered reality,
Zhuge Lan gave each of them a little yellow book—the cover was yellow.
"You're all envious, aren't you?"
"Anyone who can find even one of these immortal herbs, or even just a clue, can exchange it for a 100,000-year-old soul bone."
"Location, attributes, even soul bone skills—you can choose them all!"
Σ(っQДQ;)っДQ)っДQ)っ
Is this for real?
Everyone immediately started flipping through the pages, with Ning Rongrong being the most focused.
Although she didn't know what immortal herbs were,
her Seven Treasure Glazed Tile School was incredibly wealthy; were there any herbs they couldn't buy?
But after seeing
the Eight-Petaled Immortal Orchid, the Autumn Water Dew, the Fiery Apricot Blossom, the Eight-Cornered Mysterious Ice Grass, and the Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower—
each one possessed the wonders of heaven and earth, capable of turning decay into magic!
Let alone buying them, just
looking at them showed that their value was no less than a 100,000-year-old soul bone!
Ning Rongrong's gaze suddenly sharpened! "
This is
... 'The Qiluo Tulip can evolve the Seven Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda into the Nine Treasure Glazed Tile Pagoda?' Ning Rongrong exclaimed in surprise."
"Cockscomb Phoenix Sunflower? Isn't this the treasure Brother Lan mentioned last time, the one that can perfect my martial soul?" Ma Hongjun said with envy.
"The Qirong Tongtian Chrysanthemum can forge an indestructible body? This is perfect for me." Dai Mubai stroked his chin. "
Does the Longing for Autumn Water Dew exist in this world?" Tang San murmured.
Everyone reacted differently.
Among them, Tang San's expression was the most interesting!
He thought the Douluo natives were ignorant.
He didn't expect there to be someone knowledgeable?
Each of these immortal herbs is priceless.
Exchanging them for a 100,000-year soul bone is barely fair.
"Since Zhu Qing is absorbing the soul bone, let's protect her outside." Flander suggested, "How about we have a barbecue?"
This familiar tone made Zhuge Lan feel a little warm.
--After hanging out with him for a long time, these people have picked up a lot of their catchphrases.
'System, exchange some high-grade soul beast meat, give me more variety.'
Because Zhuge Lan had set it up, low-cost exchanges didn't require asking.
So,
[Consuming 1 Emotion Point, exchange for 10 jin of 100,000-year-old Earth Dragon Soul Beast Meat (Soul Power removed)!]
[Consuming 10 jin of 1,100,000-year-old Flying Phoenix Bird!]
[Consuming 10 jin of 1,100,000-year-old Demon Whale Shark!]
[Consuming 0 Emotion Points, receive a complete set of barbecue utensils!]
A total of 20 types and 200 jin of 100,000-year-old soul beast meat!
It was placed in 20 boxes, neatly stacked on the ground.
As always,
things unrelated to cultivation are really cheap.
"What is this?" Ma Hongjun asked curiously.
"Oh, nothing much," Zhuge Lan said casually, "Some preserved 100,000-year-old soul beast meat, the taste is quite good."
Ma Hongjun nodded knowingly; so it was 100,000-year-old soul beast meat. Well
, today we'll have to enjoy it properly! "Wait
!
" Zhao Wuji was the first to react: "How many years old is this soul beast meat?! 100,000 years?!"
Because he was too excited, Zhao Wuji's voice was extremely loud,
startling everyone.
But after hearing the contents, they were shocked again!
They all turned to look at Zhuge Lan.
Really?
100,000-year-old soul beast meat?!
Xiao Wu sniffed, fear flashing in her eyes—it seemed real?
So many boxes, all smelling different.
How many 100,000-year-old soul masters must have been killed?
"What's so strange about that?"
Zhuge Lan said matter-of-factly—
"100,000-year-old soul beasts are only precious in Douluo Continent; outside, they're all kept as pets."
"Using some spiritual herbs, ores, and formations to accelerate their cultivation, they can reach 100,000 years in a few hundred years."
"Then their souls are extracted to create soul spirits, and their physical bodies are left to their own whims."
"That makes perfect sense."
Perfect sense?
The Shrek Academy members' eyes twitched.
The amount of information in your words alone was extremely illogical!
100,000-year-old soul beasts aren't precious?
Accelerated in a few hundred years?
What's with extracting souls?
What are soul spirits?
It sounds like soul spirits have consciousness?
So your family has some kind of cooperative relationship with 100,000-year-old soul beasts?
This makes absolutely no sense! There are too many things to complain about, I don't even know where to begin.
I can only—
[Emotional Points +11111]
[Emotional Points +44444]
[Emotional Points +66666]
Look!
I only spent 21 emotional points, yet I've already leveraged nearly 200,000 emotional points in profit.
After abandoning morality, I'm really making more and more money!
After a while,
the emotional points dropped significantly.
Zhuge Lan chuckled—
"Don't make such a fuss."
"I didn't bring much with me this time."
"There are only 10 jin of each item here, first come, first served!"
Everyone: "!!!" They
immediately rushed forward to grab it first.
"Don't fight over it!" Flander said magnanimously, "Let's divide the work according to our efforts, everyone get to work!"
"I'll start the fire!" Ma Hongjun said, drooling, "My Phoenix Flame will definitely ignite it."
"Get lost!" Dai Mubai said bluntly, "You'll just drip your saliva into it, I'll do it!"
"Then I'll grill the meat." Oscar said confidently, "With my more than ten years of experience grilling sausages, I'll definitely conquer it today!"
"You should come and help me." Shao Xin rolled up his sleeves, "It's a waste to let you practice with such precious ingredients."
"Okay, teacher."
"I'll cut the meat!"
"I'll skewer the meat!"
"I'll... Hey, Brother Lan! Don't do it! Let me do it!"
Everyone was eager to help.
The atmosphere was bustling and lively.
With anticipation in their hearts, their emotional points also increased slightly. This
made Zhuge Lan grin from ear to ear.
This feeling of getting a lot done with a little money was like winning the lottery.
Even if the amount wasn't large, it was still very pleasant.
A flurry of activity ensued.
The first batch of grilled meat came out, 20 kinds of ingredients, one skewer each, all placed in front of Zhuge Lan.
"Zhuge, can you try it and see if it tastes good?" Shao Xin asked nervously.
100,000-year-old soul beast meat! He
really had no cooking experience. Zhuge Lan didn't stand on ceremony, picked up a skewer
and took a bite.
"Sizzle—"
Juicy! Chewy! Delicious! Zhuge Lan couldn't help but give a thumbs up. But his lowered moral compass made him realize—this seemed to be an opportunity to earn emotion points? 'System, how many emotion points are needed to perfectly grill this soul beast meat?' [Consume 1 emotion point to exchange for the God of Cookery Grilling ability!] Tsk! System, you're so thoughtful! Zhuge Lan wiped the oil from his mouth, stood up and went to the grill. "Teacher Shao's skills are quite good, but the meat of these 100,000-year-old soul beasts is special, and different types require different cooking times." "There's too little meat today, I'll grill it myself." [Emotional Points +11111] Although Shao Xin was a little disappointed, he still made way—pushing Oscar aside. He assisted Zhuge Lan, adopting a learning posture. —Perhaps he's been eating this since childhood; the expert is the teacher, after all. Zhuge Lan began his performance. With a grab of his left hand, Yin-Yang power grasped the meat from a distance, hundreds of skewers floating in front of him. His right hand gently pushed against the charcoal fire. Yin-Yang power propelled the flames to leap up, the temperature varying depending on the type of meat. His left hand swirled, manipulating the skewers to rotate. The scene was breathtaking. Everyone was stunned! You can grill meat like that? Are you sure you're not practicing martial arts? But...
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