Zhuge Lan summoned his Wuhun Li Jing Changjian, activating the fourth spirit ring.
"Pili pala!!!"
Purple thunder wrapped around the sword body. The constantly bursting lightning pierced the air, producing a harsh shrieking sound.
It looked extremely similar to a lightsaber, and the appearance was quite high.
Zhuge Lan casually swung the sword.
"Shua—"
A Feng Babo was yanked over, kneeling in mid-air with both hands clasped together.
"Pa pa pa pa—"
A burst of lightning and sparks.
The future almost-god-slaying "Ancient Variant," was electrocuted into charcoal.
A gust of wind blew.
Ash drifted with the wind, spreading into Sunset Forest.
"Ze!" Zhuge Lan clicked his tongue, "This fourth spirit skill is basically forced electrotherapy, right?"
He silently gave a few seconds of mourning for future opponents.
Then he opened [Bristle Armor].
[Consume 10,000 Emotion Points, activate fourth spirit ring!]
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[Upgrade Spirit Ring Years]: 10 emotion points/year"Yan Chu Ji Sui": After activating the third spirit ring, when being attacked, recite a certain negative status, with extremely small probability to directly inflict!
Slogan: get hit and don't hit back but curse back — Eat sht you LFF!*
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This one is good!
But "extremely small probability" makes the operation space too small.
So…
Click click click click!
Directly raised to 50,000 years.
[-499,000 Emotion Points]
"Extremely small probability" became "medium probability."
Still not satisfying…
Click again!
[-500,000 Emotion Points]
Pushed to a 100,000-year spirit ring, but no second skill appeared.
However—
"Medium probability" became—
Blank!
The probability was directly deleted, becoming a true Yan Chu Ji Sui!
—If he says you'll have explosive diarrhea, you absolutely will not get hemorrhoids instead!
In Zhuge Lan's mind, several combos already popped out.
Dizziness + nosebleed = continuous control!
Coughing + diarrhea + hemorrhoids = absolutely cannot hold it in!
Dysmenorrhea + appendicitis + kidney stones = pain mask mode!
Period + thrombocytopenia = blood-flood!
(Everyone, if you have fun combos, comment below~)
Just ask—are you scared or not?!
Today's new spirit skills were pretty nice; Zhuge Lan was very happy.
When he returned, the corners of his mouth were smiling.
Oscar and the others watched, nervous and expectant.
Once Zhuge Lan smiled, it meant he was about to start making trouble.
But…
Every time after causing trouble, he would give benefits.
Spirit power growth, functional Soul Guidance Devices, encyclopedia-like immortal herb knowledge, etc.
One loved and hated him, emotional fluctuations huge.
"Don't make such faces."
Zhuge Lan smiled—
"Lucky day, caught two spirit beasts very suitable for me and absorbed immediately."
He showed Li Jing Changjian — white black black black!
Then showed Bristle Armor — black black black black!
A 10,000-year fourth ring.
For Zhuge Lan, just ordinary—
Wait!!!
Everyone's eyes widened!
White black black black!
Black black black black!
—Almost went completely black-eyed!
But they quickly remembered: Zhuge Lan could change ring colors.
"Lan-ge, this isn't interesting." Tang San seized chance to complain, "If you turn them all to ten-thousand-year rings, normal people won't believe."
Others nodded.
A 1,000-year first ring could still be explained with whale glue.
But a 10,000-year first ring?
Not even talking about physical endurance.
A newly awakened kid—how resist soul shock?
Not to mention, they already saw Zhuge Lan's first three rings.
So definitely—
"I didn't tell you?" Zhuge Lan pretended to be puzzled, "My family was blessed by a deity. We can infuse divine power to increase spirit ring years later."
Everyone ↓
(QДQ)ДQ)ДQ)
[+11111 Emotion Points][+66666 Emotion Points][+44444 Emotion Points]
Spirit ring years can be increased later?!
Never heard of it!
But…
He already pulled out "deity blessing," so it's hard to doubt.
Could it be… true?!
"Shua—"
Ma Hongjun slid on his knees, hugging Zhuge Lan's thigh.
Kicked in the face, held at range.
"Say what you want properly, don't rub oil on my pants!" Zhuge Lan frowned.
"Lan-ge! My dear Lan-ge!" Ma Hongjun didn't care, "Please! Raise my first two rings to 1,000-years, that's all I ask!"
"Lan-ge please!"
"Ying ying ying—"
Good grief!
Two-hundred-jin whimpering gremlin?
Zhuge Lan kicked him flying.
Warning the others — hug the thigh and you die!
But Zhuge Lan was still surrounded.
"Zhuge." Flender looked hopeful, "Can a Spirit Saint's ring years be raised? Just first few!"
"Lan-ge, dear Lan-ge!" Oscar sincerely, "I always listen to you, give me a little benefit!"
"Lan-ge, when you torment Fatty, I'll cover you!" Dai Mubai raised stakes.
"Boss Dai! Hey!" Ma Hongjun wailed, "Fine! I'll also cover Lan-ge!"
"You shut up. You get tortured the most." Oscar lowered bottom line, "Add me too! Lan-ge please!"
A group bickering loudly.
Emotion points surged wildly into Zhuge Lan.
He grinned from ear to ear.
Good good good!
Make more noise!
Love it!
But…
There's always some genius.
"Fake, right?" Tang San questioned, "Another prank?"
Later ring increase…
Too illogical!
Even gods couldn't easily do that!
Only—
"Shut up!"
"How dare you doubt Lan-ge?!"
"Xiao San apologize!"
"Or don't blame us for being rude!"
Though scolding Tang San, they all peeked at Zhuge Lan—
Bro, say something to defend!
Otherwise, we look like clowns!
Their excitement dropped sharply.
Zhuge Lan was unhappy!
He's harvesting emotions — and you ruin it?
Doubt him?
Zhuge Lan directly drew Li Jing Changjian, first and third ring activated.
"Shua—"
▄█〓█(╯●—●)シ!
Tang San kneeled solidly, dumbfounded.
Normally when Zhuge Lan made trouble, they chatted too, nothing happened.
—Because even complaining gave emotion points.
Why now the instant rage?
"Zizizi—"
The familiar roasting sound above his head made Tang San look up.
His palm was smoking, already scorched.
Huh?
Previously this third spirit skill only burned hot — when did it get so strong…
"Aow—"
"It's cooked!"
"Lan-ge stop please, I was wrong!"
But…
Would Zhuge Lan let this brat off so easily?
He must teach him properly!
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