Zhuge Lan sighed deeply.
Although it was his own genuine feeling, it sounded incredibly infuriating—
unfortunately, no one was around.
Otherwise,
if they were in a crowd,
and the Shrek Seven Devils or anyone else saw this,
they would definitely be furious and curse him out.
Of course—
at most, they would only dare to curse him in their hearts.
On the surface,
they would definitely still be respectful, forcing a smile and agreeing with him.
—However, Zhuge Lan liked them like this, unable to stand him but unable to do anything about it.
Even after he gave them a reward,
their superficial politeness would turn into genuine praise—they would even thank him!
Of course,
this state was only temporary.
—It would continue until Zhuge Lan tricked them again.
This cycle continued, endlessly entertaining, and quite amusing.
The emotional points they generated would surely bring Zhuge Lan a considerable reward.
…
On the other side of the Xuanji Pavilion.
After hearing Ye Lingling's question,
although they hadn't received an answer yet,
everyone was already in a panic—
after all
, even with their short time together,
they could see a hint of cunning in Zhuge Lan.
Although they had witnessed Zhuge Lan's methods and rewards,
and kept telling themselves—
Dean Zhuge Lan is a good person!
—they still couldn't help feeling guilty whenever they saw him
—as if they had encountered a nemesis!
So!
Dean Zhuge Lan was truly capable of doing such a thing—turning all the new students who joined the Xuanji Pavilion into this bizarre state…
The two Shi brothers, Shi Mo and Shi Mo, were trembling with fear—
cultivating the Sunflower Manual was already shameful enough
—even if their reasons could convince others,
they couldn't convince themselves!
In this situation,
if they were to become like this,
they would be utterly humiliated.
It must be said,
after all, they had only recently joined the Xuanji Pavilion,
hadn't met Zhuge Lan many times, and hadn't been tricked a few times.
These people are still too inexperienced.
Their bodies haven't developed toxin resistance, and compared to the original Shrek Academy members, their resilience is far too weak.
Look at Flander, look at Dai Mubai—
though the latter is a bit awkward.
But that's only because of his appearance…
As for the self-castration caused by the Sunflower Manual
—that's nothing!
Cough cough…
Only the repeated self-castration is truly painful.
That's a pain even a mature and steady person like Flander can't bear—after all, his experience with castration is still with Zhuge Lan.
—Zhuge Lan: "I dare not look, I dare not feel, I feel that even just touching it will make it dirty…"
It must be said
, in the entire Douluo Continent, only Flander
can make Zhuge Lan so wary! Besides him, only the other members of the Xuanji Pavilion could probably do it. After all, even if the Sunflower Manual is widely used in Douluo Continent—most people can only have one experience with castration. To repeatedly castrate myself and accumulate experience, I still need Zhuge Lan's help! —Flander: "Waaah, thank you so much! And, since you're so disgusted..." "Then give it back to me! Do you know how many times I endured the pain of castrating myself for this experience?" "No!"
"You know nothing."
— Zhuge Lan retorted, "Don't even think about it!"
...
The scene shifted back to the group.
Their smiles had now turned to Dai Mubai and the others.
— And the other party's sinister smile clearly told them that
Ye Lingling's earlier worries were likely to come true.
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"Yes, but not entirely. It's just that if you ask, then it is!"
Dai Mubai chuckled and stepped forward, trying to dispel any lingering doubts with his "sincere" smile.
— However, this smile, combined with his shiny, rebellious blond hair,
made everyone feel awkward.
They could sense the malice in his heart!
Moreover,
everyone was speechless after hearing his words.
— Truly, a word from a wise man is worth more than a single conversation.
He's really hit the nail on the head!
"So, what's going on?"
Huo Yu, sweating profusely, quickly stepped forward to ask—
"So, to join the Xuanji Pavilion, do we need this hairstyle?"
"When we came here before, no one told us about this rule!"
"Exactly, exactly—"
"I've heard that joining the academy involves receiving a uniform and a badge..."
"I've never seen anything like this where you need to change your hairstyle!"
"And this hair dye, why does it even glow—"
The others also quickly stepped forward, chattering away.
It was related to their own interests.
It concerned their future image—no one could be indifferent!
Even Ye Lingling was extremely conflicted at this moment.
Without a doubt,
she definitely didn't want to leave the academy.
The others didn't want to either—
having witnessed Zhuge Lan's initial methods,
and his generosity in casually helping people upgrade their thousand-year soul rings,
plus the academy's facilities now,
it was almost ridiculously good!
Unlike the original Shrek Academy, which cultivated geniuses into geniuses,
this academy
was clearly capable of cultivating ordinary people and ordinary geniuses into strong individuals!
So much so that no one would pass up such a good opportunity!
However—
even if they were resolute and determined not to waver,
every time they saw Flander and the others' hairstyles,
they felt an embarrassing chill run down their spines.
The more they laughed just now, the more uncomfortable they felt now—they really didn't want to become a laughingstock!
Flander glanced at his students, smiled inwardly, and remained silent.
—Looks like these kids are up to something.
Trying to drag these new members down with them?
Interesting.
Flander didn't stop them—he seemed to sense that Zhuge Lan was having some fun.
Over here…
Oscar, seeing his boss's reckless remarks, quickly stepped forward to defuse the situation—
"Boss Dai, what are you saying?"
"What 'such and such,' how could they possibly understand that?"
"Let me explain—"
Clapping his hands, Oscar straightened his clothes, his smile warm—
"Dear students."
"Don't worry!"
"Our academy doesn't have that rule, and we don't force people to change their appearance."
Hearing this…
Everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.
—As long as they didn't turn into this bizarre state, there was still hope!
However,
Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun were indeed anxious.
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