Qi Fan stared pitifully at the two little beauties outside the window, his heart full of suffering.
Back then, he only casually came up with an excuse to slip away, but they…
They actually comprehended it for real!
Sigh~
Qi Fan shook his head helplessly and sighed:
"It's getting late, and it's getting cold outside. Two young ladies should…"
"Alright, Senior, we'll go in now."
Xue Mei lightly nodded, then held hands with Lin Fei and walked toward the room door.
"Huh?"
Qi Fan… was dumbfounded!
Do they really not understand? Or are they pretending not to?
"Senior Xiao Fan, the door is still locked~"
Hearing the "movement" outside, Qi Fan looked at the tightly locked door, his brows also tightly furrowed.
Open it?
Letting foxes into the house!
Don't open?
His conscience wouldn't allow it!
Sigh~
Tonight, Qi Fan released twenty years' worth of accumulated sighs.
After weighing it, Qi Fan still walked to the door.
Creaaak—
The moment the door opened, Qi Fan felt two completely different fragrances sweep past him from both sides.
They… came in!
"Senior Xiao Fan, you haven't rested so late… are you planning to cultivate?"
Xue Mei blinked her pretty eyes and asked with curiosity.
"Correct!"
Qi Fan immediately admitted calmly.
If he said cultivation, they should leave soon, right?
"Senior, you're already so strong, cultivating shouldn't matter at this moment, right? Earlier we heard you say you will be leaving tomorrow. Before you leave… can we ask you for a favor?"
Xue Mei gently bit her red lips, eyes full of expectation.
A beauty asking for help—Qi Fan, being a righteous gentleman and a role-model father, how could he refuse?
He smiled:
"What matter do you two ladies wish to request?"
Hearing this, Xue Mei and Lin Fei glanced at each other, then simultaneously bowed:
"We earnestly ask Senior to guide us in Alchemy tonight!"
"Huh?"
Qi Fan was stunned by their request.
He thought it was something big!
So it's just alch—
Wait!
Alchemy? I don't know how!!
Qi Fan's face stiffened:
"It's not that I'm unwilling to guide you, but what I could teach, I've already said clearly before. Next… you can only rely on yourselves."
"No!"
Hearing this, Xue Mei instantly shook her head, eyes sharp:
"Senior~ actually the method we want guidance in is not Master Otto's 'alchemy like cooking', but the real cooking method of alchemy!"
"…"
At those words, Qi Fan's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
They… really believed it?
I said using a wok to refine pills, and they actually believed it!?
A brag once spoken—no amount of water can wash it back. Qi Fan could only brace himself:
"You really want to learn it?"
"We want to learn! Please guide us, Senior!"
The sisters spoke in unison.
"…Fine!"
Qi Fan helplessly agreed:
"But I'll say this first — I really don't know alchemy. If anything, it should be you guiding me."
The sisters instantly "comprehended" again.
"Senior~ don't worry, we understand!"
Qi Fan: (⊙o⊙)…
Understand WHAT!?
Knowing his abilities clearly, Qi Fan rolled his eyes:
"The first step of cooking pill-refinement is a wok, and I don't have one. Why don't you go home and get one, and tomorrow—"
Before he finished, he froze — both girls suddenly had a big black wok appear in their hands!
"…Damn!"
Qi Fan was truly stunned!
They REALLY came prepared!
That one "Damn" made the girls instantly comprehend again:
"Senior, are you telling us to start cooking now? Okay!"
"Huh??"
Before Qi Fan could react, the two girls took out herbs from their rings, then ignited their pill flames to heat the iron woks!
"..."
They were really doing it!!
Watching the absurd scene, Qi Fan felt he had created a historical disaster.
His worldview… shattered!
Continuing like this… is this really okay?
Moments later…
Qi Fan smelled a house full of stir-fried herbal scent, completely dumbfounded.
"Senior~ it seems like we can only cook the herbs… not refine liquid out of them…"
"Yes! Senior, these fried herbs smell so good, I'm getting hungry."
Their words made Qi Fan's mouth twitch wildly.
Isn't that obvious!?
If stir-frying herbs turned into pills, THAT would be strange!
But things had come to this. Qi Fan could only put his hands behind his back and "guide" them:
"Looks like you two know nothing about cooking!"
Hearing this, cold sweat instantly rolled down their foreheads.
Xue Mei bit her lip awkwardly:
"We've never entered a kitchen at home… we truly don't understand cooking."
Lin Fei also laughed awkwardly:
"Senior Xiao Fan, my comprehension is too poor. Please enlighten us directly!"
Sigh~
Qi Fan let out a long sigh.
He didn't know alchemy… but cooking? That he was familiar with!
As Qi Yaner would say:
"Daddy can cook, but it never smells yummy~"
With hands behind his back, Qi Fan lectured like a master:
"You don't know you must add water when cooking?"
"You don't know you must cover the lid to simmer?"
"Even if you don't know cooking, as Grade-1 Alchemists, you don't know to put the top on the furnace?!"
"Hiss~"
The moment Qi Fan scolded them, they instantly had another enlightenment!
Right!
Without a lid, how do herbs extract liquid?!
All the medicinal power would escape!
"Senior, we understand!"
"Understand? Then why are you standing here? Do you want me to personally do it?"
Qi Fan scolded again.
"Yes!"
Seeing Qi Fan so fierce, the girls not only had no resistance — they got excited.
Their beautiful eyes filled with worship and longing!
Qi Fan: (⊙o⊙)…
Why do they look… strange?
I scolded them, and they got excited!?
What attribute did I just unlock on them?!
"No! Continue!"
With the "Kitchen God's" guidance, Xue Mei and Lin Fei were soon exhausted, covered in fragrant sweat.
Strands of hair stuck to their delicate faces, their chests rising rapidly from fatigue, waves rippling.
Qi Fan watched, feeling warm inside.
Guiding two alchemists to cook like this… kinda felt great.
Except… lying to them like this did feel a bit wrong.
But since it started, he could only continue.
The night quietly passed.
Qi Fan lay in bed, right hand supporting his head, eyes already closed.
Boom! Boom!
Two muffled explosions made Qi Fan's eyes pop open!
"What the hell are you two doing!?"
Looking at the floor full of shattered iron pieces, Qi Fan held his aching head.
"I've heard of furnaces exploding, but exploding woks?!"
Xue Mei's fair cheeks flushed:
"Senior~ I succeeded!"
Lin Fei's eyes shone with excitement:
"Senior~ I succeeded too!"
"Succeeded?"
Qi Fan was stunned, eyes dropping to their palms—
"WTF! Pills???"
"You two… actually succeeded!!"
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