"What are you talking about, you bastard!"
"Do you have no spirit of self-sacrifice! I'll kill you!"
"Even if you kill me, I won't do it! I, Imamura Kohei, would rather die outside today, I would jump down from here, but I won't cooperate with you!"
Surrounded by big men, even with his legs spread apart and seemingly about to have intimate contact with the wall corner, Imamura Kohei still held his ground.
His love was not a cheap commodity. Even scumbags shouldn't joke about feelings!
"You bastard, you always have such backbone at certain times..."
Miyazawa Yu finally didn't make Kohei suffer the ultimate humiliation. He waved his hand, signaling Iori and Yamamoto not to force him.
They were all college students! The most civilized of civilized people. How could they resort to childish games like the 'tree clamp' at the slightest disagreement?
"But... it's a shame."
"Yeah, it's just unbearable to let Yu become an adult before us!"
"Ah? No, I meant it's a shame that I had planned to let Natsuya-san act out a scene with Kohei. It seems I was mistaken."
Spreading his hands with a look of resignation, Miyazawa Yu turned as if to walk out.
"Let's go~ Are you still planning to eavesdrop? How embarrassing..."
"Ah, Natsuya was one of the girls from the mixer the other day, right? It's normal for Kohei to refuse."
"Let's go, let's go!"
Completely unaware that Kaya Mizuki was Natsuya, or even if he knew, a guy like Yamamoto, who was only interested in A-V, wouldn't recognize an anime voice actress.
Turning around helplessly, Hajime Nojima and Fujiwara Kenta had also given up. It seemed their drinking parties would be smaller in the future...
"Wait a moment!"
Flashing in front of everyone and stopping them all, Imamura Kohei stared intently at Miyazawa Yu with a serious expression, his tone deep: "Are you sure it's Miss Natsuya that I've seen? Not just some random girl named Natsuya?"
"Of course. And I don't know a second Natsuya."
"I see..."
Nodding in relief, Imamura Kohei smiled and took off his clothes piece by piece, neatly stacking them on the side.
"I beg you! Please let me act out a scene with Miss Natsuya! Even your voice acting will do!"
"Uwaah... what a self-serving statement. But Kohei, if it's too difficult for you, you really don't have to..."
"Hahahaha! Not difficult at all! For my best friend, I'll go through fire and water!"
His head bowed even lower, tears burst out from the corner of Imamura Kohei's eyes.
He had actually willingly given up a scene with Kayanomiya-chan! If he couldn't make up for it, he would regret it so much that he wouldn't live through tonight!
"Sigh..."
Tilting his head, Miyazawa Yu pretended to be very troubled, holding his chin and hesitating: "But I heard that volunteers must take off their panties themselves!"
"!!!"
Demon! Eyes wide open, Kitahara Iori silently retreated two steps, putting distance between himself and Yu.
He felt that if he didn't stay away, he would inevitably be infected with something unclean. The next second, a fresh pair of briefs appeared on top of the pile of clothes.
"This is my sincerity! Onegai (Please)!"
"He actually did it without any hesitation!"
"Speaking of which, is Miss Natsuya some kind of celebrity? She was the Cakey Makeup girl last time..."
Stepping back in astonishment, Kohei going to this extent was a resolve that Shinichirou Yamamoto and Hajime Nojima couldn't comprehend!
"Yosh! That's the attitude one should have towards a traitor!"
[Miss Natsuya!!! Listen to me! This is the request of my lifetime!!!]
Sending the pre-prepared message, Miyazawa Yu helped Kohei up and gently instructed him: "Remember, Kohei, you must sound as perverted as possible. Got it?"
"Mhm! I definitely will!"
"Wuwu... It's supposed to be about judging a traitor, but why does this scene look so demonic."
Adjusting his glasses that had slipped down to the tip of his nose, Hajime Nojima looked at the naked man and the half-naked man rushing back to Mitarai's apartment door arm-in-arm. For the first time, he felt his status as the number one pervert was being shaken!
Inside the room, the passionate atmosphere had reached its peak after the lights were turned off.
Watching Rie's shy face in the moonlight, Yu Mitarai slowly leaned over.
"My eyes are only on you, Rie."
"Really~"
"Of course. Nothing else can fit in them but you."
Their cheeks rubbed together. Their lips were about to touch when a female voice from outside the door suddenly interrupted the spell, forcibly stopping the intimate moment!
[Yu~ You're here. I've been waiting for you for so long...]
"Me too. After all, my eyes are only on you!"
[Eek—! I'm so shy. You only say that to me, right, Yu?]
His throat trembled into a spasm. Imamura Kohei stood proudly in the moonlight, speaking with an expression of pure enjoyment: "Of course! You are the love of my life, you changed my life, and you are my everything!"
"Ew—"
A shiver ran down their spines. The five people hiding in the darkness all made sounds of disgust.
Kohei, a two-dimensional pervert, saying such affectionate lines, even if sincere, always gave them the feeling that a Galgame was about to be completed!
"Can you explain this? Yu! Why do those people have this recording!"
"Gah! Impossible! I've never said those things!"
Clutched by the throat and pinned against the wall, Yu Mitarai struggled to move his windpipe and tried to explain, but his enraged girlfriend was no different from a mother velociraptor.
To be honest, even Miyazawa Yu would praise her for her strength just based on her one-handed lift!
[In that case, Yu, shouldn't we start the real business now?]
"O-of course. W-w-we should start quickly!"
"Oh my! Such a realistic tremor in his voice! This vividly expresses the author's excitement and longing for his hometown!"
"You'd better hope he's really talking about his hometown..."
Iori, realizing where Miyazawa Yu got all his dirty talk from, quickly pressed the heads of the other dazed scumbags into the bushes as the door opened.
"I've had enough! Farewell, you bastard! Don't ever contact me again in this life!!"
"You... wait a minute!"
Chasing Rie Oohashi , who was still packing her clothes but didn't want to stay another second, Yu Mitarai ran past the bush, anxiously fastening his belt.
As soon as both of them had their backs turned, Miyazawa Yu immediately peeked out like a Viet Cong soldier, looking in the direction Yu was leaving.
He saw that the bastard was desperate to appease his girlfriend.
"Really! That was just a prank by those scumbags! I swear I'll cut all ties with them!"
"Who would believe your nonsense!"
"..."
He actually said he would cut all ties! What an animal!
Nojima, with a variety of contorted expressions of displeasure, led the charge to cut off their relationship with Mitarai!
"Speaking of which, this is truly disgusting!"
"I completely misjudged him!!"
"Let's just consider this guy a traitor from now on! Hey, Kitahara! Are you still looking at that traitor!"
Standing alone, Kitahara Iori fringe covered his eyes, but it couldn't hide his heart!
"What's wrong? Did you find something?"
"Mhm, probably... Although he said he would cut all ties with us, look!"
Following Iori finger, Miyazawa Yu frowned for a while, then said with uncertainty: "His eyes... they still look murky!!"
"What does that mean? Even Yu can sense it?"
Shinichirou Yamamoto, completely bewildered, stared at the man and woman who were saying their final goodbyes, trying desperately to find anything remotely related to 'murky.'
Seeing this, Miyazawa Yu could only explain in layman's terms: "We mean, this guy is radiating a Scumbag Aura right now, very similar to you guys!"
"I see..."
On the other side, under Miyazawa Yu nervous gaze, Yu Mitarai also began his final farewell: "I understand. I won't bother you anymore from now on..."
"Good that you know..."
Fiddling with her shoulder-length hair unhappily, Rie Oohashi felt a little sour inside.
After all, he was her childhood friend who she had finally reunited with. Letting go completely was truly difficult.
And she thought Yu clearly looked like a virgin, so the recording from before was likely fake.
In that case... should she give him one more chance?
"Well, since we're no longer lovers—"
Yu Mitarai touched the back of his head shyly, seemingly having something he couldn't bring himself to say.
His nervous little action was seen by Rie Oohashi , and she could already guess what his next sentence would be.
It was probably some sweet talk about starting over as friends. Since the other party had already realized his mistake, she would...
"Introduce me to some girls from Oumi Women's University next time!"
"!!!"
Hope instantly turned into rage. Rie Oohashi pulled back with a cold face, bent her knees to gather power, and then slammed an Hadouken (uppercut) into Yu Mitarai stomach.
Feeling unsatisfied, she then spun around and connected with a Heavenly Kick directly to his chin.
Blood sprayed from his mouth and nose. Yu Mitarai blurry vision could only see the bright full moon. Fortunately, he was caught by six pairs of hands before he hit the ground.
"We really are best friends!!!"