"Sure enough, wherever there is a little sister, the pervert Kohei will appear. It truly is an unchanging law."
"Tch, he dodged it?"
Tying Iori into a human zongzi with the rope Rin brought, which was surprisingly high quality, Kohei Imamura strutted out with his blonde hair!
"But it's useless, Yuu, I heard your combat power plummeted. To be defeated by a guy like Iori, surrender now! People with little sisters!"
"Ah, ah, does a mere Kohei think he can defeat me? This is a complete rebellion of the natural order..."
"Unacceptable!"
Fiercely waving his hand, Kohei Imamura clutched his chest in pain, raging impotently. His otherwise handsome face instantly became incredibly distorted.
Only he truly likes little sisters, yet everyone around him has siblings, and only he is an only child! Who would understand this sorrow!
And even more...
Staring intently at little Shiori's puzzled yet caring expression, and her overall Japanese doll-like attire!
This kind of delicate little sister is clearly the type that is easy to pursue. That guy Yuu must have been incredibly lucky to match with her!
"Ugh... she's so cute. Yuu, have you decided how you want to die?"
"I'm telling you..."
His eyes turning into half-moons, Miyazawa Yuu felt an inexplicable killing intent and looked at the cute girl little Shiori next to him, tentatively reaching out and pulling her closer.
"Ugh!!!"
A sound like a sudden seizure came from his throat. Seeing Kohei look like a wild beast whose territory had been invaded, Miyazawa Yuu pointed to Iori on the ground with a headache.
"Little Shiori is that guy's little sister. Don't bite people randomly!"
"Is that so?"
"No, no! How could I have such a cute little sister, right Kohei?"
"Indeed..."
Cold sweat poured out. Iori Kitahara's eyes widened in fear. How could he admit it!
If he admitted it, he would probably be crushed to death by this guy Kohei in the next second!
For the sake of his life, little Shiori should be able to... lie a little...
Slightly raising his head, he tried to use sibling eye contact to incite that girl Shiori to defect, hopefully giving Yuu a fatal blow and saving his own life!
However...
"Tsk!"
What greeted him was a mean look mixed with contempt. Shiori Kitahara abandoned her older brother, who wouldn't admit to her, without hesitation. She bent down and introduced herself to the dangerous blonde big brother.
"I am Iori Onii-chan's little sister, Shiori. Please be gentle!"
"Wait! Can't you be more understanding of my current situation, little Shiori!"
Wailing in despair, Iori Kitahara had already prepared his back to withstand a "Leo Kick," but he closed his eyes and waited for several seconds without Kohei moving.
Cautiously opening his eyes, he nervously wiggled closer to the latter. Kohei's deep, searching expression came into view.
"...As for the head, just throw it to the wild dogs to eat!"
"This guy is talking to himself about something terrible, hey!! Stop it, Kohei! Calm down!"
"How can I be calm, you guy who has gathered all the world's wealth in one place!"
His cheeks were being pinched. Iori Kitahara suddenly remembered he had one way out, so he shouted without hesitation: "Even if little Shiori is my little sister, that guy Yuu has a little sister too!"
"Hoo-hoo, what does that mean?"
"How about you take him out first?"
Trying to survive Kohei's enraged retaliation with a forced smile, Iori Kitahara felt no guilt about shifting the conflict onto Yuu!
"Indeed..."
"Hold on a second!"
Holding up a hand to block Kohei, Miyazawa Yuu calmly walked into the crowd, picked up Rin, who was being surrounded by everyone, and placed her in front of Kohei.
"Please look, her speaking tone is almost flat, and she is a Kuudere (emotionless) loli who is quiet unless a matter of principle is involved! Presenting the Three-No Loli!"
"Hiss... this one, she is indeed difficult to handle."
"Exactly! That's what I'm saying. A little sister should be gentle, really fond of her Onii-chan, and say 'I love you the most!' Right?"
Nodding in deep agreement, Miyazawa Yuu poked his little sister's cheek, "Repeat after me, Onii-chan~"
"Onii-chan~"
"...I love you the most!"
"To kill!"
Is he treating her like some kind of repeating robot that can satisfy his twisted pleasure?
The guilt toward her brother that had just arisen instantly died. Miyazawa Rin smiled and said the most ruthless words in the cutest tone.
"That is true!"
"In that case... I'll let Yuu go for now!"
Reluctantly withdrawing his killing intent toward Yuu, Kohei Imamura once again targeted the stunned Iori, "Come on, Iori, let's continue to discuss your survival!"
"That's great, Rin! The scumbag let us go!"
"No! Why? Kohei, aren't you a scumbag little sister fetishist? Snap out of it!"
Struggling desperately, Iori Kitahara's head was full of question marks as the trouble he had deflected turned into magma and rushed back at him.
In response, Miyazawa Yuu, despite being choked by his little sister, still kindly offered a popular science explanation: "This is where Iori lacks understanding of Kohei. Although this guy is a little sister fetishist, he is definitely not just any little sister fetishist!"
"Nani?! Little sister fetishists have classifications?"
"You can see a glimpse of it from the anime this guy watches. Kohei is the type who only likes cute little sisters like Rilakkuma!"
Pointing to Chisa, he gave a simple example: "Kohei was also very angry and broke up with you when he first found out Chisa was your cousin, wasn't he?"
"...Although that is factually true, for some reason, I feel your wording is very problematic!"
"Don't worry about the minor details. In short, once he found out Chisa wasn't cute, didn't Kohei instantly lose interest in Chisa!"
"..."
Chisa Kotegawa's face instantly turned as black as the bottom of a pot. Although she never aimed for the cute aesthetic, her heart was still severely pierced by the arrow named "not cute."
She walked over with a smile, replacing little Rin's hand. Having her own sister kill Yuu was too cruel, but she was happy to take over!
"I see! I learned something!"
"Yosh! Then Iori can cleanly go on his way. How gratifying!"
"Vroom—! Ga-la-la-la!"
Pulling the cord of the spontaneously acquired chainsaw, Kohei Imamura concluded with a tone of general happiness, then pressed the saw blade down, attempting to send Iori's soul to the other side of the River Styx with the rotating torture device!
"Wait a minute! Kohei, we're best friends and brothers, right?"
"Ten minutes ago, we were! But now..."
"Since that's the case, isn't my little sister also your little sister!"
Seeing the sinister saw blade only a hair's breadth away from his lower abdomen, ten centimeters below his waist, Iori Kitahara cursed Kohei for ignoring martial code but then had a flash of inspiration.
Since this guy wants a little sister, why not just share his little sister? That should solve the problem!
Although it smelled of selling his sister to survive, it was a matter of life and death, so he couldn't worry about that much! He was still young and didn't want to undergo a circumcision!
"Ugh..."
The roar of the chainsaw paused. Kohei Imamura silently squatted down, secretly glancing at the cute little Shiori.
"Iori, I'm not an unreasonable person either!"
"Yes! You are a man of great generosity!"
"So, as long as you agree to one condition, I'll let you off the hook!"
Looking at Kohei's flushed cheeks, Iori Kitahara's eyes filled with disdain. He seemed to have guessed what this guy wanted to do.
"As long as you agree... to let her call me 'Kōhei Onii-chan'..."
"You are truly disgusting!"
"In that case, go die! You have no value being alive anymore!"
"Ga-la-la!"
Skillfully starting the chainsaw again, Kohei Imamura's goal was very clear: either say the name or die!
However, the next second, he suddenly felt someone tug at the back of his shirt. He turned his head and saw that little Rin, who had been a quiet loli just moments ago, was shyly covering the lower half of her face.
"Kōhei Onii-chan, please kill Yuu Onii-chan for me~"
"Yosh! The big show is coming! Miyazawa Yuu's 'Cut in Two' performance!"
"I'm telling you, Rin-chan, you still haven't given up on the idea of killing me? You heartless little sister, hurry back to Tokyo!"
Rolling on the spot to avoid Kohei, who was charmed and charging at him without hesitation, Miyazawa Yuu could only use the most convenient weapon on the ground in defense—Iori's Greatsword!
"Come on! Let's decide this!"
"I was just thinking the same thing!"
"No! You two, don't drag me into your PVP!"
Tears welled up in his eyes. Iori Kitahara frantically waved the hidden nail clippers with the hands tied behind his back, trying to speed up his escape.
However...
Looking at the common hemp rope, whose outer layer had been cut away to reveal a core mixed with iron wire and fiber thread, he passed away very unpeacefully.
"What good person puts iron wire in a rope!!!"