The five-day holiday had ended. While the general public was calling it "Silver Week," with some people even taking today and tomorrow off to make it a nine-day break, that had nothing to do with us students.
"Hey Jim! Have you seen this?!"
First thing in the morning, Osadera Sora came to my desk and spread out several manga magazines. As usual, he was full of energy.
"What about them?"
"Just look at the covers, man, look at the covers!"
"What?
DOUBLE-ONE
New Project Launch? What's DOUBLE-ONE?"
"Are you stupid? Don't you know? DOUBLE-ONE is the ultimate gravure idol unit!"
"Gravure idols? You mean like a group?"
"DOUBLE-ONE is a duo of the two strongest gravure idols. Two No.1s, hence DOUBLE-ONE."
"Wait, that doesn't make sense. If there are two, one should be No.1 and the other No.2."
"That's exactly why! They can't decide who's better, so they're both No.1! The healing-type bombshell Arisu Hikaru-chan and the cool-type bombshell Yoake Konan-chan. You can't choose between them, right?"
"Well, I guess. But damn, they've got amazing figures."
Flipping through the magazine's opening gravure pages, I saw the two super-glamorous women in swimsuits spread across the pages.
"Right? They've taken over the covers of every manga magazine with 'Young' in the title this week. That's insane."
"Huh, now that you mention it, all the covers and gravure spreads are DOUBLE-ONE. But what's this new project about?"
"No idea, but they say it'll be announced soon."
"Hmm. You know, it's like Tamada-sensei, but you really love big breasts, don't you, Sora?"
"Of course! Don't tell me you don't like them? If so, we're done as friends."
"No, it's not that I dislike them..."
"See? I knew you loved big tits too, Jim!"
Ugh, what's this...? I can feel killing intent radiating from the back of the student council president sitting across the room...
During lunch break, I was summoned by Student Council President Kurasue Sumire to the student council room.
"Kido-kun, so you like big-breasted girls too, huh?"
"No, no, that's not it. I was just going along with Sora. Like I said before, what matters is whose breasts they are. I like your breasts too, President."
"Really?"
The president glared at me with narrowed eyes. It was just a conversation about gravure idols from another world—no need to get so worked up...
"I mean it. What, did you call me here just to scold me about this?"
"No, that's not the main point."
"Then let's talk about that. Forget about unrelated gravure idols."
Why do I have to be so careful? Are all women this much trouble?
"Kido-kun. You had a Seed Distribution on Sunday, right? The name was... Hakuhou... Hana-san?"
"Yeah, but what about it?"
Lately, the president has been asking all sorts of questions after every Seed Distribution. Last week, when I mentioned that I had cunnilingus training after Yua-san, she said the Sisters would share the information and grilled me for details. The president has changed a lot since losing her virginity. Has she awakened to her sexuality? She's become quite the perverted girl. Is that my fault?
"Like Kawakami Yua-san last week, Hana-san isn't joining the Sisters. I was wondering why."
"Well, like I explained before, I didn't get a chance to talk to Yua-san about the Sisters. She left in the middle of training. Hana-san passed out before I could bring it up."
"Wait, passed out? Why?"
"I'm not sure, but she always loses consciousness midway. After she climaxes."
"Is that because your technique is just that amazing, Kido-kun?"
"I don't think so~. Like you, I was her first, so I think she just has some special attachment to me..."
"Do people really get that crazy just because you're their first?"
"You went crazy too, President. You were all over me, kissing and—ow!"
The president turned bright red and punched me in the gut. Is it my fault she's become so violent?
"A-anyway, you have another Seed Distribution tomorrow, right? This time, make sure you properly invite them to the Sisters!"
Why is she mad? It's not like I'm allowed into the Sisters or even their conversations...
I was exhausted today. Maybe it's just post-holiday fatigue, but I'm mentally drained. Will I be okay for tomorrow's Seed Distribution like this?
After school, I headed to the Seed Distribution building. Apparently, there was some explanation for tomorrow's session. As I entered the front door, someone stepped out of the elevator.
"Huh? Claire-sama? What brings you here? This is rare."
"Oh, Chifumi. Long time no see."
With that, Claire-sama suddenly hugged me and planted a deep kiss on my lips.
"Mmm... mmph~ ♡ Pwah!"
"W-what are you doing? Out of nowhere like this?!"
"Sorry, sorry. I just couldn't hold back."
"You have a Seed Distribution in two weeks. Hold out until then."
"About that... it's no longer necessary."
"Eh? You don't mean..."
"That's right. Your filthy pig juice hit the mark perfectly. I'm eight weeks along now."
"Congratulations!! That's amazing! I hope you have a healthy baby!"
"Indeed. I was planning to expand your anus next, but alas, what a shame."
"Haha, I'm actually relieved about that..."
Incredible! After Mao-san, now Claire-sama is pregnant too. All my fatigue vanished in an instant. Alright, I'll give it my all tomorrow too!!
Revitalized by Claire-sama, I strode confidently into the Seed Distribution office.
"Wh-what happened here...?"
The office was a complete mess. Equipment and files were scattered across the floor, and chairs were overturned.
"Ah, Chifumi-kun, welcome~!"
"Takeda-san, what happened? Did a burglar break in?"
Ohno-san was slumped over her desk, utterly drained. Meanwhile, Takeda-san was leisurely sipping tea. What kind of surreal scene was this...? Wait, Hibiki-chan isn't here. Did she go out?
"Oh, the director did all this. Don't worry about it."
"Why? Ohno-san, why would you do this?"
"Ughhh, Chifumiiii~, I'm so pissed~!"
Ohno-san was tearing at her hair, her face bright red.
"What on earth happened?"
"Well, Hachisu-san stopped by the Seed Distribution office earlier."
"Oh, I ran into her on the first floor. She was happy to hear she was pregnant."
"That's why the director's like this."
"Why?"
"Listen, Chifumi-kun. That Hachisu bitch flaunted her maternity handbook right in my face, saying, 'How about it, Ohno? This is something you'll never get—a Genius Gene Child's maternity handbook!'"
"That's because the director provoked her first, saying, 'With those fake tits of yours, will you even produce proper breast milk?'"
What an ugly fight... Are these people really adults?
"Ugh, I'm so mad! I deserve a medal for not punching Hachisu in the gut!"
"What are you talking about, Director? Hachisu-san is the Kanto region women's division champion in arrest techniques. If you laid a hand on her, she'd subdue you in seconds."
"I know that~! But Takeda-san, you saw that smug look on her face, right~?"
"She was just happy. That's why she came to tell her best friend, the director, first. I think she wanted you to celebrate with her."
"I don't care anymore! That bitch is no friend of mine! Waaah!!"
What is this? Why do I have to get dragged into this mess?
"Uh, if there's nothing else, I should get going."
"Ah, since the director's like this, I'll explain instead. Hibiki-chan was supposed to handle it, but she's off today and tomorrow, so I'm taking over."
"Oh, okay. Given how out of it Ohno-san is, that's a relief."
"So, about tomorrow's Seed Distribution—there will be two recipients. Both are extremely glamorous."
"Eh? You mean a threesome?"
"Do your best. But since both have experience, it shouldn't be as taxing as last time."
Ah, last time... That was with Ena-san and Mei-san. It was fun, but yeah, it was tough...
"Understood. But how glamorous are we talking?"
"The first is 162 cm tall, with 105 cm bust, 59 cm waist, 88 cm hips—a J-cup. The second is 164 cm tall, with 96 cm bust, 59 cm waist, 94 cm hips—an H-cup."
"Whoa! J-cup and H-cup?! I've never even seen anyone bigger than Tamada-sensei's I-cup!"
"Lucky you, Chifumi-kun, drowning in tits. Pump them full of seed, knock them up good, and erase all memory of Hachisu from my brain!"
"Haha, I'll do my best..."