There was indeed a school two kilometers east of Shirakawa High School, but if Hayato remembered correctly, that wasn't—
"Holy crap, isn't that an elementary school!?"
He stood up, looking strangely at the somewhat shy and scratching-his-head Aiya Hiroshi.
You're really criminal, you guy.
"Y-yes," Aiya Hiroshi said shyly: "I originally thought there was something wrong with me, but after hearing you, Senior Kobayashi, say 'age is not an issue,' it solidified my conviction. Indeed, one's XP is freedom!"
But you're too hellish. Do you really want to be executed by firing squad, you bastard?
Humans cannot, at least should not.
And what Hayato said about 'no problem' meant for you to be compatible upwards, not downwards! An older sister, or even an aunt's keyhole, can still fit your key! A primary schooler's lock will be broken!
Hayato felt that his values were not quite right.
But he had always been quite disdainful of pedophilia.
Liking lolis in 2D, fine!
Pedophilia in 3D, then you might as well die!
Oh, Aiya Hiroshi is a 2D character, so it's fine—it's not fine at all.
Hayato's pupils trembled, and he quickly adjusted his thoughts.
Aiya Hiroshi was standing alive in front of him; what else was he if not a "3D" person!?
"How could you…" Hayato asked, unable to comprehend: "Like… uh, 'younger'?"
To avoid provoking Aiya Hiroshi for now, Hayato used a more indirect way of asking.
He didn't remember Aiya Hiroshi having such a hobby! If he admired Yayoi in the plot, then he should have been a big sister type, right?
Where did the world line change?
Aiya Hiroshi hesitated, wanting to speak but holding back.
He secretly glanced at Yayoi, who was still busy in the kitchen. Her attention was on the pot, and she wasn't looking their way.
Aiya Hiroshi then tugged on Hayato's sleeve:
"Senior Kobayashi, come, come to my room. I'll show you something exciting."
Hayato followed him.
There wasn't much to say about a boy's room. A computer was the foundation of his existence; other things were optional.
However, for Aiya Hiroshi, the bed was quite important.
But not for sleeping, but because of the private area
under the bed,
where typical high school boys would hide their treasures.
Aiya Hiroshi reached under the bed, fumbled for a while, and pulled out a disc.
He carefully wiped the cover:
"Senior Kobayashi, this is my treasure. Confidential document, do not spread."
What the hell? Hayato took it and glanced at it.
"snake and cat": A pure love story between a male high school student with sinister "snake-like" eyes and a hot-tempered female high school student with a "cat-like" personality.
Hayato: …
Exciting my ass, he hadn't watched this kind of stuff in ten years.
By the way, who gave him this? That bastard, isn't he corrupting children?
Aiya Hiroshi said with a grin:
"Some time ago, when I went to Shibuya to borrow DVDs, I remember clearly that I didn't borrow this one, but when I got home, it appeared in my backpack. Isn't this fate? So, after repeatedly studying and watching it, a firm belief and conclusion formed in my heart!"
Saying that, he clenched his fist, and flames seemed to flicker in his eyes.
Although they were in the room, Hayato saw waves behind him and heard the sound of surging tides.
"Lolis! They're just too cute!" Aiya Hiroshi said.
The atmosphere became Showa-era.
Hayato's hand trembled, almost smashing the disc in his hand onto that rotten guy's head.
Alright.
Hayato remembered now. This disc was probably swapped by him using a trick called "Prince and the Pauper" for Aiya Hiroshi's original "My Sister-in-Law Can't Be This Cute." His original intention was not to let the child be corrupted by NTR films.
Damn it, it was me!
I, I don't remember teaching you to be this kind of prison-bound talent!!
Hayato took a deep breath, then slowly exhaled.
Aiya Hiroshi winked, smiling ambiguously:
"If you need it, Senior Kobayashi, I can also lend it to you for viewing."
"Superficial."
Hayato's guiding finger was pointed directly at Aiya Hiroshi's nose.
"…Wh-what?" Aiya Hiroshi was startled.
"Equating elementary school students with lolis means you fundamentally don't understand the essence of lolis." Hayato tapped the disc with his knuckles, making a thumping sound.
Aiya Hiroshi was naturally unconvinced: "I've already been deeply immersed in the loli path for… a week, Senior Kobayashi, how can you say I don't understand?"
"Hmph." Hayato smiled slightly, then brought the disc cover almost to Aiya Hiroshi's face: "Look closely! The synopsis above! The female lead is a 'high school student'! Remember! The first rule of the loli path! 'Lolis are a precious resource.' If you treat all elementary school students as lolis, then there would be lolis everywhere in the world, so how can you say they are 'precious'?"
Aiya Hiroshi pondered deeply.
Hayato continued: "The charm of a loli absolutely does not lie in her figure or age! It is—the sense of contrast between her figure and age!"
Aiya Hiroshi suddenly saw the light, though not completely. He raised his bright, Bright eyes eyes, and with a "thud," he knelt on both knees: "Please enlighten me, Senior Kobayashi!!"
"Imagine a high school student with the physique of a loli. Whenever someone teases her about her height, she glares at them from above with narrowed eyes," Hayato said slowly, his voice deep and magnetic.
Aiya Hiroshi closed his eyes and chuckled, as if the girl was already standing before him.
"Now, imagine a strict teacher, only 1.4 meters tall, who comes to class every day in an OL outfit, prim and proper. But after returning home, she'll drink beer and smoke cigarettes without hesitation, even loudly complaining while sipping, 'Those damn students! They're only middle schoolers! But they keep trying to pat my head!'"
Hayato continued, and Aiya Hiroshi continued to imagine, the corners of his mouth curving up even more exaggeratedly, even beginning to slurp his saliva.
"Alright! Open your eyes!" Hayato commanded.
Aiya Hiroshi's eyes snapped open, and he looked up directly at the towering Hayato, who was staring at him with sharp eyes: "Did you comprehend?"
"I comprehended." Aiya Hiroshi bowed his head sincerely, as if expressing gratitude, and said, "Brother Lin, I comprehended. The end of the Loli Path is—Legal Loli!!"
"Good, you have comprehended the Loli Path." Hayato returned the disc to Aiya Hiroshi and said lightly, "Learn more, observe more, and grasp the key points. Otherwise, you will only become a captive of 'lolis'!"
"Yes!" Aiya Hiroshi said loudly.
Hayato turned profoundly, then secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Damn it, he almost let this kid get too much. Thankfully, he was skilled in 'Nonsense' and managed to talk him back.
Hayato looked at the 'Nonsense' skill in his skill list and felt it was practically glowing.
----------------------------------
I've already posted 30 new chapters on Patreon!
If you like the story and want to reaad more, please visit my patreon. Every support is very meaningful!
[patreon.com/Kazenova223]
Thank you very much!
"And If you're enjoying it, drop a Power Stone for me!"