After a while, Tuanzi lay on the sofa, gasping for breath, looking utterly lifeless. She couldn't smile anymore; the laughter she'd just let out probably used up all her future smiles!
Seeing that Tuanzi had no strength left to resist, Bai Yuze began his real work. He pulled out iodine and applied it to Tuanzi's wound.
Wound: You finally remembered me! I was almost healed!
The long-lost sting didn't make Tuanzi cry out in pain. Instead, she felt it was a gift, a form of enjoyment!
"Is this the taste of pain? I missed it so much..."
Looking at Tuanzi's dazed eyes, Bai Yuze secretly thought, 'This isn't good!'
Had he broken Tuanzi? What should he do?
Bai Yuze was already imagining Tuan Ma chasing him with a knife, yelling, "Give me back my dazed and silly Yui! You bastard!"
At this, Bai Yuze quickly pulled Tuanzi up from the sofa, held her shoulders, and asked,
"Tuanzi! Are you alright? Say something! Don't scare me! I'm scared!"
"Hehehe Don't tickle me anymore Tuanzi will be good~"
With that, Tuanzi reached out and began unbuttoning her clothes, mumbling...
"So itchy So itchy I should just take off my clothes~"
Bai Yuze quickly pressed down on Tuanzi's hands. At this moment, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning!
Oh no! He had turned Tuanzi into an AI!
What should he do? What should he do? Should he go to a dermatologist, a neurologist, or a psychiatrist?
At this moment, Sabre calmly walked over. It extended its paw and pressed it onto Bai Yuze's hand. Seeing this, Bai Yuze let go of Tuanzi, squatted down, and humbly sought Sabre's advice.
Sabre walked in front of Bai Yuze. Since it was a dachshund with short legs, it could only jump to lick Bai Yuze's nose.
Bai Yuze quickly wiped his nose, then he realized. Sabre's meaning was for him to pinch Tuanzi's philtrum!
At this, Bai Yuze suddenly felt Sabre had become somewhat mysterious... Didn't they say that after the founding of the country, spirits couldn't become sentient?
What? This is a foreign country? Then it's fine!
Bai Yuze shook off these doubts. He turned to look at Tuanzi and found that Tuanzi had already taken off her top. Fortunately, Tuanzi still had an undershirt on, but her ample figure was no longer something clothing could conceal!
Bai Yuze quickly pinched Tuanzi's philtrum. After a moment of twitching, Tuanzi calmed down. At this point, Sabre, from who knows where, brought over a bottle of mosquito repellent.
Bai Yuze opened it and sniffed, immediately feeling lightheaded! But he couldn't bear to apply it directly to Tuanzi's philtrum; that would make Tuanzi very uncomfortable.
So he applied the mosquito repellent to the web of his hand and slowly placed his hand below Tuanzi's nose.
Tuanzi's nose twitched, and her expression immediately turned into a mask of pain!
"Ugh... What's that smell?"
Seeing Tuanzi regain consciousness, Bai Yuze moved his hand away. Looking at the restored Tuanzi, he breathed a sigh of relief and sat on the sofa, catching his breath.
"Xiao Ze? What's wrong?"
"Nothing, just that someone I cared about almost turned into an AI!"
Bai Yuze grabbed a towel from the sofa and wiped his sweat. He had broken out in a cold sweat just now, but as he wiped, he felt something was off...
Because he found the towel he had taken from the kitchen was on the table in front of the sofa... And that towel was blue!
Bai Yuze silently put away the cotton cloth he had used to wipe his face, holding the soft fabric in his hand... and the lingering warmth... Bai Yuze looked at the "sacred object" in his hand with a hint of disbelief.
At this very moment, the chilly sensation from Tuanzi's lower body also let her know what the item in Bai Yuze's hand was...
Looking at Tuanzi, whose eyes were faintly glistening with tears, Bai Yuze wanted to rub his nose to ease the awkwardness, but if he actually did that, his reputation would be completely ruined!
"Uh... I said you took this off yourself in a daze... Do you believe me?"
"Go to hell! You bastard!"
Tuanzi grabbed a pillow from the sofa and threw it at Bai Yuze. Because her lower half was a bit exposed, she kept attacking Bai Yuze's head with the pillow, making it impossible for Bai Yuze to open his eyes...
But unfortunately! Bai Yuze could still see even without opening his eyes!
Now he truly had no way to explain himself. He subconsciously wanted to turn his head away... but his powerful memory instantly recorded the exposed scenery...
Bai Yuze still had that same thought... As expected of the two-dimensional world! The drop rate for divine beasts is high!
Sabre had already left as soon as Tuanzi regained consciousness. It wasn't interested in human flirting. It would rather spend that time thinking about how to win the heart of the dog next door...
The war ended. Tuanzi huffily snatched the cotton cloth from Bai Yuze's hand. She covered her skirt and returned to her room to find a change of clothes, then darted into the bathroom, leaving a threat behind.
"If you dare to come in, I'll bite you to death!"
Bai Yuze looked helpless. Who knew that Tuanzi would take that thing off first when he wasn't paying attention... Who could he complain to?
Just then, the door opened... Tuan Ma had returned. She had actually just wandered around outside. Unable to shake off her worry for Yui, she rushed back in a hurry.
But when she saw the messy scene on the sofa and heard the shower running in the bathroom... At this moment, Tuan Ma's world collapsed!
Are young people these days so horny and open? Can't they even wait until night? How long had she been gone? It seemed less than twenty minutes...
She stiffly turned her head, looking at Bai Yuze on the sofa, and mused,
"Young people these days are a bit fast... But since it's the child Yui's choice, I can only wish them well..."
"Auntie, you're back?"
Even in such a sorry state, does he still have to pretend nothing happened? Haki-ze! You scoundrel!
"Ah hahaha... I forgot to bring the vegetable basket! Look at my memory!"
After finding the vegetable basket, Tuan Ma suddenly grabbed Bai Yuze's hands.
"Bai Jun, you must treat Yui well! You mustn't bully Yui. Stay for dinner tonight. I'll go buy some good dishes!"
"Oh! Auntie, you don't need to..."
Bang!
Bai Yuze was met with the merciless sound of the door closing. At this moment, Tuan Ma was rushing to the seafood market. She remembered that oysters were on sale at this time! Couldn't miss it!
Click!
As soon as Tuan Ma left, Tuanzi, wrapped in a bath towel, poked her head out of the bathroom. She asked curiously,
"Did Mama come back?"
"Yes, but she left again..."
Bai Yuze had his back to Tuanzi. He was already afraid of any more mishaps. The only thing he could do now was not to think or look, not to speak if he looked, not to think if he looked, and not to look if he thought!
Tuanzi saw Bai Yuze's scared expression, and her tone softened. She said gently,
"I'm sorry, Xiao Ze, I was a bit impulsive just now. I'm really sorry."
"It's fine, it didn't hurt anyway."
Did Bai Yuze lose out? Not only did he not lose, but he profited immensely, so much so that he was afraid of divine retribution!
"Tuanzi, why don't you put your clothes on first? I have a bad feeling."
Based on his intuition, having Tuanzi put on her clothes at this moment was the wisest choice!