After finishing lunch.
After two classes.
Toru narrowed his eyes and let out a yawn.
This last class is so boring. How about starting a simulation?
Yeah, let's do it.
[You have activated the Game of Life Simulator.]
[Please choose your profession for this run—]
[1. Pianist (An extremely simple profession for you. Perhaps you can use it to refresh your clear record?)]
[2. Capitalist (Build your own financial empire from nothing. Do you want to give it a try?)]
[3. Investigator (Use Elder Signs, crowbars, friends, then bow a few times to the Dice Goddess and you might survive (laugh). Note: This profession has a unique worldview and is extremely dangerous.)]
[4. Random (An unknown destiny. Choosing this option grants a 30% evaluation bonus for this simulation.)]
Why did a weird profession show up?
Investigator?
This is not some Cthulhu tabletop session, is it?
He directly pretended he did not see it. Toru had no desire to experience the feeling of his sanity dropping to zero.
The second one…
As for being a capitalist... as someone who transmigrated from the modern era, Toru had no intention of exploiting the common people, so he discarded it outright.
In the end, aside from Random, only Pianist was left.
Is it going to be too easy?
Feels like there is no challenge at all.
Now the question is, if he practiced piano in the simulation and obtained divine tier or even super god tier skills, would he still need to practice in real life?
Day after day, year after year, Toru had developed a habit of self discipline.
No, even with god tier skills, he would still need to review the old to understand the new.
Next.
Choose a mod.
[Current available mods—]
[1. Naruto: In this simulation, a profession called "Ninja" will appear. Ninjas fight using chakra. After activation, settlement rewards +150%]
[2. No Game No Life: In this simulation, the rules will change, becoming a world where games determine everything. After activation, settlement rewards +180%]
[3. Monsters: In this simulation, human bodies will undergo flesh mutations. After activation, settlement rewards +120%]
[4. Vampire Princess: In this simulation, you will encounter a supernatural being named "Kagarino Kirie". After activation, settlement rewards +380%]
[5. Adolescence Syndrome: In this simulation, a phenomenon called Adolescence Syndrome will appear around you. After activation, settlement rewards +300%]
[Remaining 5 items, please expand to view…]
Hm?
Why does this Vampire Princess mod increase the rewards?
Toru was confused.
Originally, he remembered it only had an 80% bonus…
Suddenly, it felt like the simulator was tempting him to choose this one.
An illusion… probably just an illusion.
He would choose it first and think later. A 380% reward bonus was something Toru simply could not refuse.
He originally wanted to loudly denounce this, saying that trying to buy him off with such things was an insult to his character.
Unfortunately, the simulator offered far too much.
[MOD loaded—Vampire Princess.]
"Enable fast mode?"
Toru shook his head slightly in his heart. Forget it.
Learning from last time, he would not play any fancy tricks. With his current talent, piano would easily reach the peak anyway. There was no need.
For this simulation, Toru made up his mind.
He would definitely accompany his wife to the very end of life.
"Wait, did I choose a vampire mod? What if this vampire is really good looking? What then?"
Toru frowned.
Not necessarily.
The probability of coincidentally encountering a silver haired, red eyed vampire girl who perfectly matched his preferences was extremely low, okay?
[Simulation start!]
[At two years old, after being abandoned by your family, you set the profession of your life—pianist.]
Wait.
Is this a mistake?
Abandoned at two years old…?
When I first transmigrated, my body was five years old, okay.
[Simulation plot is adapted based on actual events. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.]
There is even a disclaimer now?
You are something else.
Toru rolled his eyes internally.
[Your parents placed you inside a cardboard box and thoughtfully set an umbrella on top, so you would not be soaked by the heavy rain.]
[You sat quietly in the box, making no sound. At such a young age, you did not even understand what was happening.]
[Your parents argued every day, smashing things, their relationship was bad. In the end they divorced. Neither wanted to take along a burden like you, so naturally they threw you away.]
[Wuwuwu, so pitiful.]
Why did this simulator suddenly get playful?
[Footsteps sound ahead.]
[You lower your head slightly, curling up in the corner of the cardboard box like a timid kitten.]
[The umbrella covering the box is moved aside.]
[Soon, your view is blocked by a pair of soft, fleshy thighs. Fair skin tinged with a rosy hue. Between the over the knee socks and the skirt hem lies a marvelous absolute territory…]
Stop.
Can the descriptions be less erotic?
We are a proper simulator, right?
[…]
[You look up and discover that the girl in front of you is very beautiful. Her silver white long hair is tied into twin tails, her pale blue eyes filled with a noble aura. She wears no expression, gazing at you with a slightly cold look.]
Here it comes.
Finally, it is here.
White haired two dimensional wife.
After eight simulations, Toru finally encountered the white haired loli he had been longing for in the ninth run…
Wait, does this count as a loli?
She looks around 148. Probably counts. The uniform style is a high school uniform, she is even legal.
[The silver haired girl thinks for a moment, frowns her beautiful brows, and lifts you out of the cardboard box.]
["Kitahara… Toru?" She glances at the letter left inside the box and learns your name.]
[Nodding, she speaks—"You were abandoned by your parents. I pity you, so I will adopt you. When you grow up, do not forget to repay me."]
[Immediately after, the noble looking girl holds you in her arms, preparing to take you home.]
Something is not right.
Following this rhythm…
The hard earned white haired wife is about to turn into a white haired mother.
[A few minutes later, you are carried to a villa with a considerable footprint.]
Being able to buy a villa in Tokyo means the girl's net worth is not low…
Wait.
Toru suddenly remembered something.
He opened the simulator's bond feature.
Very soon, an avatar with silver white twin tails caught his attention.
[Kagarino Kirie]
[Current Favorability: 35]
[Traits: Taciturn type, tsundere, twin tails, white hair, queen, sharp tongue]
[Race: Vampire]
[Age: 300+]
[Existing Skills: Unknown]
[Talent: Transcendent]
[Relationship History: None]
He was stunned.
It is actually a legal vampire loli.
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