"Uuhmm… Ahem…"
With everything prepared for his journey, the young man wants to do the one thing he needs to do as a newly betrothed man: sleep with his fiancée. Wearing casual wear as his pajamas, the young man strolls his ass to McQueen's room.
Time to man up and be the husband!
Standing in front of McQueen's room, the young man was excited. Seeing the lovely McQueen wearing a thin purple nightgown under the enchanting moonlight would make any man lose his mind.
*Knock* *Knock* *Knock*
*Creak*
"HUP!!"
The young man wasted zero time and immediately flirted with his future wife the moment the door swung open. He put his left hand behind her back, pulled her forcefully toward him, and then let her hang with only his hand holding her off the ground.
"Ah~~
I love you.
*Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch* *Smooch*
Yeah, you set my soul on fire.
*SSSMMMOOOOOCCCHH*
It is not just a little spark. It is a flame.
*Smooch*
A big roaring flame.
I can feel it now."
The young man had his eyes closed the entire time. Why would he need them open? He is basically a pro at flirting with McQueen, so he is proving it with his eyes closed.
Now!! Time to see McQueen's flustered face!!
The young man opened his eyes and saw McQueen's face. There were several things that caught his attention.
First is the expression on his fiancée's face. She looked stunned rather than flustered. The second thing that surprised the young man was where McQueen was. She was standing in front of him instead of in his arms.
Wait a minute… Then who did I kiss?
When the young man gazed down, he saw a much older umamusume with long, brown hair and purple emerald eyes. The surprise in her face made it look as if the young man was looking at a mirror.
"Aah!! I'm sorry, Mother-in-law!!
I'm going to take your daughter tonight!!! Good night!!"
*BAAM*
In a hurry, the young man hoisted Mejiro Aurola up and put her outside. He then grabbed McQueen, pulled her into her own bedroom, and then closed the door behind them. He had not dared to see his mother-in-law in the face after furiously kissing her.
"So this is your entire plan, huh?
You were playing with my heart when, in reality, it is my mother that you are aiming for."
"I'm going to smother your cheeks with my saliva if you keep this on."
"Bweeeh~~"
The fiancée wasted no time to attack her fiancé, who had just flirted with her own mother right in front of her. McQueen had entirely expected her trainer to still be flirting with women even after being betrothed to her, but it's an entirely different story when it is her own biological mother.
"Sigh… Why didn't you look first?"
"Why would I need to?!!? This is my wife's room!!! I own this place!!"
"I really hate you sometimes…
Sigh… It's going to be hard to meet mother after this… What gift are you bringing your wife after kissing her mother, husband?"
"Gift!?! I AM THE GIFT!!! The greatest thing to have ever happened to you is ME!!"
"I wish I had even a tenth of your confidence."
"I can give it to our children."
"Mmmh… Pervert…"
"And you love this pervert, and I love you too!!!" McQueen's face turns red when her husband shamelessly proclaims his love for her. "Say, wife, can you make your husband the usual tea you brew in our team's room? I always look forward to my wife's cooking."
"It's brewing, not cooking, dummy.
Sit down over there."
McQueen's room is similar to the room that was given to the young man by the Mejiro Family. The biggest difference is the customization that McQueen has put all over the room. Photos of herself, photos of her family, photos of her from kindergarten up to elementary, photos of her on holidays, baseball merchandise, a signed baseball in a glass box indicating its importance, and of course, a photo of the young man and Team Minaz.
"I expect my photos to be scribbled with hearts all over them."
"Is our betrothal not enough, pervert?"
"No, of course, not!"
"Sigh… You greedy pervert…"
*HHHIIIIIISSSSSS*
The water inside the electric kettle rages violently, and the wife brews 2 cups of tea and puts them on the table for her and her husband to enjoy.
"Thanks for the tea, wifey.
It'll be great if you can compliment this cup while wearing a sexy nightgown."
"Shut it!! I'll wear one after we officially get married!!"
"Fufufufu~~ That's fine by me.
My hands can still slide into those childish pajamas with zero problem."
"Ugh… I hate you…"
*Ssssiiiiiiippppp*
"Ah… I really love your liquid, McQueen."
"I hate your vocabulary…"
"And I love my hardworking wife~~
How did that old hag handle the talk?"
"Positively, of course. She is the Matriarch of the Mejiro Family after all. Her intellect and foresight allow her to meet me eye-to-eye."
"So I'm going to get married to the future heir of the Mejiro Family, huh? My life just got a billion times easier now."
"Sigh… In the end, you're just a gold-digging man, huh?"
"It is money that makes the world turn, McQueen. Would you want to marry a poor man?"
"Not every richness comes from a just place, Trainer."
"And not every poorness comes from bad luck. Some are lazy, some are afraid, and some are stupid.
Will you take pity on someone who gambles everything?"
"YES!! They clearly need my help more than anything!! I need to get them to receive actual help from a psychiatrist."
"Sigh… I guess that's why I'm destined to be your husband. The Mejiro Family would lose all of its money if I'm not here."
"Then what do you suggest, Trainer? What would you do if you met someone who lost everything after gambling?"
"If a psychiatrist is enough to handle that kind of problem, we wouldn't have people gambling their lives away, McQueen.
Those bastards need a near-death experience from their mistakes. Only then will the lesson stick to them.
Humans value nothing more than their own lives.
What you suggest is just wasting your time and money. They will lie to you and ask you for money because they say they want to start brand new, only to spend all of that on Pachinko."
"Sigh… Why are you such a pessimist?"
"I pride myself on being realistic, wife."
"Goddesses… How can I ever fall in love with someone like you?"
"Fufufufu~~ I love you too~~"
*Sssiiiiippp*
The pair continued their talk while occasionally taking a sip of their tea throughout the night. Like a true pair of lovers, their chat wanders off from the idea of business to what they will name their children.
"Hmm? I think it's time we tuck in for tonight, McQueen.
I'm going to sleep with you, and you couldn't say no."
"Sigh… I already accepted this outcome the moment you became my fiancé.
Let's get this over with…"
Like a rabbit knowing it has no future, McQueen silently walked toward her bed. The young man put his lips to his cup and silently sipped the last bit of tea. A wicked smug formed on his stupid face as he finally felt triumphant about something in life. Not even when McQueen won the Japanese Derby did he ever feel so elevated.
"Oh, sweet, naive, stupid McQueen.
You may not be able to see the dubious implication, but to a man as worldly as I–"
*Fwoosh* *Fwoosh*
"Uh… McQueen…"
"Why are your clothes still on? We're doing this or what?"
"... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…"