Kairen laughed. A wave of chakra fluctuations flowed into his mind: the hand-seal arrangements, the chakra flow used to cast the genjutsu, the frequency of mental energy oscillations, the amount of chakra released...
After absorbing it, Kairen gave a wicked little smile.
Although this genjutsu wasn't classified as a forbidden technique, in some respects it could be regarded as one.
Tsunade had always hesitated to cross that line because of their ages — after she'd had dozens of erotic dreams about him, wouldn't she fall for him at once? Kairen's body shifted; he became a wisp of smoke and drifted slowly toward the adjacent room, entering Tsunade's chamber in an instant.
He looked at the beauty sleeping with her hair in twin tails loosened and naturally falling by the pillow, and the fresh scent of her body filled the boudoir.
Kairen inhaled deeply and then cast a genjutsu on Tsunade; a lump of his mental energy penetrated Tsunade's brain defenses.
"Genjutsu: Traceless Spring Dream!"
Though poetic and not explicit in the wording, this technique was definitely an adult-only genjutsu.
Like Tsukuyomi, the Uchiha Itachi must have used Tsukuyomi for lewd purposes too—hence his weakened physical state.
Kairen watched the fair-skinned beauty; slowly, her cheeks flushed a little...
"Tsunade, have a pleasant dream!"
Kairen smiled, took a last look at the spring-touched Tsunade, and returned to his own room.
...
The next morning, an unknown rooster kept crowing, driving Kairen mad.
Kairen's head was buried in the pillow; with a wave of his hand he said, "...go slaughter all the cocks that are crowing for me and make them into my breakfast."
A shadow clone obeyed the order and instantly left to dispatch all the noisy morning roosters in the village.
"Mm~~"
Wolong turned over and pushed his rump against Kairen's head. Kairen couldn't breathe properly; he grabbed Wolong and tossed him aside.
He woke up groggy, snapped his fingers, and the three girlfriends who lived near his heart emerged to attend him.
The cowlick queen planted one foot on Kairen's head, her domineering queenly air suppressing him: "Kairen, still expecting me to serve you and be your lifelong dream!"
Kairen looked at the cowlick queen in a maid outfit and smiled: "One day I'll invade the TYPE-MOON world and capture your true body to be my wife."
The cowlick queen, barefoot, pressed hard on Kairen's face: "Keep dreaming your lifelong fantasies!"
Mai and 02 were both in white maid outfits — a morning temptation.
Mai politely helped Kairen up, assisting him with dressing and washing.
02 pushed over a large mirror, quietly tidying Kairen's slightly messy hair and the wrinkled high collar.
After straightening him, she licked his cheek and gave a mature, sisterly smile:
"My darling, let's start a new day."
The three lovely maids faded away. Kairen, full of fighting spirit, pushed open the door and was immediately struck by the smell of chicken all over the courtyard.
He looked up: at least forty pots were boiling, all filled with stewed chicken — and every pot was different; all different kinds of chicken dishes.
"Ah..."
Shizune yawned, rubbed the sleep from her eyes, and walked out of a room.
The aroma of chicken wafted through the courtyard; she sniffed and looked at the dozens of large iron cauldrons being heated.
"What are you doing? Holding a banquet?"
Beside Kairen was a red hedgehog-like head with a white cloth wrapped around his forehead and a face full of fighting spirit — Yukihira Souma.
"Original, come taste my braised chicken!"
He opened the lid and an instant later a radiant light burst forth.
Kairen covered his eyes: "Holy crap, glowing food!"
Souma wouldn't be outdone: "Original, try my red-braised chicken!"
Kairen shook his head. In the morning a man should have pure milk — greasy stuff was no good for breakfast.
He said to the head of the chicken-stealing clones, "How many chickens did you steal?"
The chicken-stealing clone answered: "About fifty. Per your orders, boss, we killed all the roosters that crow in the morning and stewed them."
Kairen took a wad of money from the system space and handed it to the chicken-stealing clone:
"Go compensate those villagers who lost their chickens. I, Kairen, have been degraded to stealing chickens!"
The clone nodded and soon left.
A lazy yawn signaled that the mistress had probably had a good dream last night. Tsunade, wrapped in a robe, opened her room door and immediately smelled the chicken aroma.
"Who made such delicious chicken?!"
She stepped out and saw Kairen in a gray short-sleeve shirt; her face flushed instantly.
Last night's dream had been strange — she had actually developed feelings for a brat, and even —
Tsunade shook her head, trying hard to brush off the dream.
Seeing Tsunade act oddly, Kairen inwardly smiled.
He beckoned: "Tsunade, come eat some chicken. It's nourishing first thing in the morning."
Tsunade went back and freshened up, then came out slowly.
Kairen looked at Tsunade's tender skin and the faint blush on her face; she had gained a touch of allure — it seemed last night's dream had enlivened her somewhat.
Tsunade sniffed the fragrant chicken simmering throughout the courtyard:
"What did your shadow clones do?! Steal the village's chickens?"
Kairen nodded.
Tsunade pressed her hand to her forehead and said exasperatedly,
"Can someone finish all of that? Deliver it to the neighbors! We can't waste it."
Kairen's shadow clones set to work, delivering chicken to the surrounding neighbors.
...
After a hearty breakfast, Kairen approached Tsunade. Her face reddened and she involuntarily took a step back.
Kairen pretended not to notice, looking at Tsunade innocently: "What's wrong? Why are you so afraid of me?"
Tsunade shook her head: "Nothing — don't overthink it!"
Kairen saw Tsunade sweating nervously in her palm — apparently she couldn't resist his youthful charm.
Tsunade, your body will tell the truth in time.
Kairen wanted to move closer.
Tsunade stopped him: "Don't come any closer. I'm very repulsed by you right now."
Kairen ignored her — her body was already familiar with him, and her mental defenses were only now beginning to react; it was too late.
Tsunade picked up a whip and said coldly to Kairen, "Don't come near!"
"Tsunade, what's this for?" Kairen was stunned — had Tsunade seen the pervert in him last night?
He really was like a perversion boss now!
Smack!
Tsunade lashed Kairen with the whip.
Kairen took two steps back and stared at Tsunade, who looked queenlike.
She waved the whip and scolded Kairen: "Brat, behave yourself, or I'll whip you to death."
Shizune and Yūhi Kurenai looked on, puzzled — what attribute had Tsunade awakened that made her treat Kairen like livestock to be disciplined?